Donald Trump "Diaper Don" and Man-Baby Nicknames
These are Donald Trump nicknames related to a certain YUGE stinky undergarment. It turn out that "Diaper Don" was not fiction, but fact.
Q: What do you call it when a Man-Baby takes over the American government?
A: Coup d'Tot!
What type of limo does Diaper Don prefer? A Lincoln Incontinental. — Michael R. Burch
Ex-President Poopy-Pants now faces “Reek-oh!” charges as well as RICO charges. — Michael R. Burch
THE TOP TEN TRUMP POOPY DIAPER NICKNAMES
Diaper Don and Diaper Donald
Little Donnie Depends
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)
Liddle Donnie Diaperpants
Little Donnie Doody-Butt
Ex-President Poopy-Pants
Accidental Poosquirt (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
The World's Most Dangerous Man-Baby (Mary Trump)
The Lied Diaper of Shamlin (Jimmy Kimmel)
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." — Mark Twain
"The truth always comes out in the end. Trump wears Depends." — Michael R. Burch
“Trump shits on the Constitution, the handicapped, women, minorities, Gold Star families, POWs and wounded warriors. But now, shitwrecked by the laughter of the gods, it turns out that Trump shits himself, literally. 'Diaper Don' is not just a nickname, it's reality." — Michael R. Burch
#DiaperDon #TrumpStinks #TrumpSmells #TrumpShitsEverythingIncludingHimself
In England the Prince of Wales met the Prince of Wails. The non-nonsense Brits called Trump Diaper Don from the beginning. They also called him Baby Trumpkins. The picture above makes me think of one of my Trump nickname coinages: The Hot Air Buffoon.
Captain Underpants
Captain Thunderpants
Whiny the Pooh
Bunker Boy (Randy Rainbow)
Bunker Baby
The Tank Tot
Cadet Bone Spurs
The Cadet Who Would Be King (Michael R. Burch)
The Spaced-Out Cadet
Liddle Donnie Bonespurs
Bonnie Prince Bonespurs (Michael R. Burch)
Cadet Bone Spurs loves a military parade, but he doesn't want wounded warriors to be included with those embarrassing missing limbs, and he called courageous soldiers who answered the call of duty and died in France "losers" and "suckers." These vile insults by the double-dealing draft-dodger Donald have been confirmed by Jennifer Griffin of Fox News, the Associated Press, and other news services. And these new insults align with others made on the record by Trump when he called America's highest-ranking generals "dopes," "babies" and "pussies." If Trump thinks and talks about our top generals like that, what can we expect him to say about the lower ranks?
The Incredible Shrinking President
The Boy Blunder
The Terroristic Man-Toddler
Little Mr. Trumper Tantrum
The Boychurian Candidate
The Combover Kid
The Fifth-Grader (General James Mattis, the US Defense Secretary, deriding Trump's ignorance on important matters of state)
The Incredible Shrinking President uses the world's smallest pen and desk to sign his latest Dick-Tater proclamations. The women pictured are nannies beseeching the Boy Blunder to take a nap and stop bullying the world, but the Terroristic Man-Toddler will have none of that! Bratman believes in ACTION!
The Brooklyn Brat
Boss Baby Trump
Trump's nannies applaud as Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper learns to operate a safety pen with his teeny-tiny fingers. The Brooklyn Brat is certainly proud of his "big boy" accomplishment. But so far no one has been able to potty-train the Boss Baby's mouth (much less his Twitter account)! Liddle Donnie Diaperpants was very excited by his unexpected victory in the 2016 presidential election: "After I had won, everybody was calling me from all over the world! I never knew we had so many countries!"
According to George F. Will there is "no adult supervision of the Oval playpen."
General John Kelly had a simple explanation for how he became Trump's head nanny: "God punished me!"
Diaper Don has run through his nannies at a frightening pace: Steve Bannon, Reince Priebus, Rex Tillerson, John Kelly, General James Mattis ... now it's down to Scary Poppins, aka Mick Mulvaney. For now call him Nanny McFee, but the first time Mick messes up, he'll be forevermore known as Nanny Boo-Boo!
Trump is the Secret Agent Man-Baby. Presidential biographer John Meacham described Trump as a "witting, unwitting or partially witting agent of a foreign power." I, for one, will go with "unwitting."
Pathetic Man-Child (coined by Barbara Morrill after the White House had a tarp placed over the name of the USS John McCain to avoid a Trump tantrum), Fragile Man, National Disgrace, The Weakling, Deeply Disturbing Donald (the last three were coined by John McCain himself).
Bad Shrek
Trumpenstein
Drumpfenstein
Sweet Little Baby Trump and Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin)
Tiny Hand Sir (Stephen Colbert)
Donnie Little Hands
Urine Deep Shit Now (Michael R. Burch, due to Trump's leaks)
Sir Leakalot
Sir Liesalot
Sir Pissypanties
Sad Little Prince Petulantpanties
Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers
Baby Fingers Trump
Liddle Donnie Disaster Panties (he keeps sh-ting them)
Putin's Pee Pee Pal (Jimmy Kimmel)
Little Donny Do Nothing, Donny Boo Boo and Donny Bone Spurs (Jimmy Kimmel)
"This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby." — George F. Will
He's a Man-Baby. He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and tiny hands. ― Jon Stewart
Don the Con tried to con-vince voters that he's hale, hearty and fit as a fiddle, but it turns out he can't control his bowels and depends on Depends to keep his slacks turd-free. In Great Britain where Trump is known as Diaper Don, "trump" means "fart." And all those Diaper Don balloons proved to be prophetic. Trump has been "shitwrecked" by the laughter of the gods. Now everywhere he goes, people will be craning their necks for evidence of a "diaper line." His yuge ass will be more popular with photographers than any celebrity upskirt. Well, he always wanted to be the center of attention!
"Dapper Don soils his diaper." — Michael R. Burch
King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Von Shitler
Hair Shitler
Donald Von Shits-in-Pants (Michael Cohen)
Donald Von Shitzen Hosen (Michael R. Burch)
Dauphin of Breitbartistan (Samantha Bee)
The Ultimate Sovereign Shitizen (Michael R. Burch)
Putin's Puppet
"Well, look, you know, I have my own ideas. Putin's not going into Ukraine, OK? Just so you understand. He's not going to go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want." — Donald Trump aka Putin's Puppet
Dictator Fan Boy (Stephen Colbert)
Putin's Ass-Rootin' Rasputin (Michael R. Burch)
Easy Mark (John Bolton)
Typhoid Donny (Jimmy Kimmel)
Tweety
Tweetums
Little Donny Pass the Buck
Deep Denial Donnie
Bratman
Donald the Menace
Little Donnie Two-Scoops
According to witnesses, Little Donnie Two Scoops was delighted by roadblocks for his motorcade, exclaiming gleefully: "The roads are closed for me!"
Little Donnie Destructo
L'Enfant Terrible
Terrible Tyke Trump
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
The Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)
This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby. — George F. Will
Le Petite Pee Pee (as Trump is known by Parisian hookers)
Spanky and President Spanky (Stephen Colbert)
President Spanky McLiarface
Toddler Trump
Petulant Child (Dana Nessel)
The Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)
Karma Boomerang Man-Baby (Michael Cohen)
Deep Denial Donnie claimed that everything he said that led to a mob attack on a joint session of Congress which resulted in five deaths and 140 injured police officers was "totally appropriate."
Arse Brevis
by Michael R. Burch
The Donald may tweet from sun to sun,
but his spellchecker’s work is never done.
Old Fart
Flabby McFlatulence (Michael R. Burch)
Flabby McFlapalot (Michael R. Burch)
Sir Enhancealot (Michael R. Burch)
Loose lips sink ships of state, and Trump has the loosest lips on the planet. For instance, during a South Carolina town hall with Laura Ingraham, the loose-lipped Trump said the U.S. has a nuclear weapon with a 740-mile blast radius, meaning he just revealed highly classified information to our enemies, or he's bat-shit crazy.
His Hineyness King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch)
Queen Karen the Grate
Donald Von Shitler
Hair Shitler
Fearful Donald (Andrew McCabe)
The Pathologically Insecure President (George F. Will)
Inexpressibly Sad Specimen (George Will)
The Louse that Roared (Michael R. Burch)
Malice's Adventures in Blunderland (Michael R. Burch)
Fucking Idiot (Rupert Murdoch, as quoted by NY Magazine)
Fucking Moron (Rupert Murdoch, as quoted by Michael Wolff)
Fucking Fool (Robert De Niro, Sam Nunberg)
Hopeless Idiot (General H. R. McMaster, the nation's top national security adviser)
Impulsive, Incoherent, Uncoordinated (General Barry McCaffrey)
Dope (H.R. McMaster)
Dumb as Shit (Gary Cohn, chief economic advisor to Trump)
Dumb as Dirt (Stephen King)
Idiot (Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus)
Idiot Surrounded by Clowns (Michael Wolff)
Sick Ignoramus (Rob Reiner)
Il Stupido (Pope Francis called climate change deniers like Trump "stupid," "stubborn" and "unseeing")
Foxymoron (Michael R. Burch)
THE DOTARD (Kim Jong Un)
Donnie Dementia (Michael Moore)
Donnie Dimwit (Trump's sister, Judge Maryanne Trump Barry)
Dolt 45
Daft Twerp (Nicholas Soames, grandson of Trump's hero, Winston Churchill)
SillyCon Boob (Michael R. Burch, after Ivana Trump said Trump isn't racist, he's just "silly" and "confused")
Absolute Pedantic Fool (Keith Olbermann)
Bloviating Ignoramus (George Will)
The Know-Nothing (George W. Bush — Ouch! That must REALLY sting, considering the source!)
Crazy (Jared Kushner, per The New York Times)
Wackadoo (Michael Wolff quote)
THE BEAST (Ivanka Trump)
Ivanka Trump said there's a special place in hell for people who sexually prey on children, like Playboy Roy Moore and her father!
The False Profit
Nostradumbass
tRump (USDA grade F-, as in: "What the hell can we do with this old, smelly slab of t-rump? Oh yeah, let's elect it president!")
Unfit to Clean Toilets (USA Today, after Trump slut-shamed Kirsten Gillibrand)
It is FAKE NEWS that Trump is unqualified to clean toilets! Russian hookers will gladly testify to the contrary! Believe me!
Sniffles (Ben Meiselas)
Sniffy McSniffalot
Sneaker Con
Trump Administration, Cabinet, Supporter, Follower and Lapdog Nicknames
Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus, the first White House Chief of Staff)
Crazytown (General John Kelly, the second White House Chief of Staff)
The Romper Room (Ty Cobb)
Trump attorney Ty Cobb said he and General Kelly were "the only adults in the room" at the White House.
Supremacists 'R US
Boys 'R US
The Carnival (Bob Woodward)
The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
Monster's Ball (David Axelrod)
Moscow on the Hudson (Michael R. Burch)
ICE Capades (Michael R. Burch)
The Cult of Trumpworld (Omarosa Manigault Newman)
Nationalists International
RepubliKarens (weeping over the Joe Biden win)
The Apparatchiks
The entire GOP now consists of apparatchiks. — Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman
Chief Shitting Bull and his Crazy Whores
Monkeys Hurling Excrement (Steve Schmidt)
The Ogle Office
Mire-a-Lago
Merde-Lago
The Adult Day Care Center (Bob Corker)
Grassroots Hobbits (Steve Bannon)
The Island of Misfit Toys (Steve Bannon)
The Broke-Dick Campaign (Steve Bannon)
Sinking Ship of State (Steve Bannon)
President Beavis and the Buttheads
The Bazaar (Bob Corker)
The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
The Grifters (Valerie Plame)
Trolls Galore (Hillary Clinton)
Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann)
Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right Swamp (Vogue)
Tweety and the Twits (Michael R. Burch)
Tweety and the Tots
Tweety and the Twittermaniacs
The Kremlin Gremlins
The Far Slide
The Lords of Misrule
Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne)
The Alt-Right Hate Machine (Al Green)
The ALT-CONTROL-DELETE CLUB
Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper)
The Trump Freak Show (Vogue)
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The Highglanders (Michael R. Burch)
Rank Amateurs ("rank" as in "reeking")
Amateur Hour at the White House
Den of the Re-Flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
Hair Hitler and the Whigs (Michael R. Burch)
Blingtime for Hitler (Michael R. Burch)
The White Supremacist House (Michael R. Burch)
Kakistocracy (Ryan Lizza)
The Greeks have a word for the emerging Trump Administration: kakistocracy. The American Heritage Dictionary defines it as a “government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.” Webster’s is simpler: “government by the worst people.”—Ryan Lizza in a New Yorker article
Please click here for all Trump cabinet, administration, supporter, follower and lapdog: Donald Trump Cabinet Nicknames
Trump nicknames have been coined by Alec Baldwin, Steve Bannon, Joe Biden, Lewis Black, Michael Che, Cher, Chris Christie, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Ted Cruz, Tina Fey, Al Franken, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, Bill Maher, John McCain, Michael Moore, Seth Myers, Trevor Noah, Barack Obama, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Kim Jong Un, and even by Trump and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump (who coined The Donald for his spoiled brat ways).
How the smitey have fallen! Melania Antoinette has been reduced to stealing her White House shower curtain (but give her an A for ingenuity). The Donald is rapidly shrinking as he ages, but can't afford shorter ties that suit his reduced stature. The former power couple have become objects of global ridicule. So sad!
The Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames of All Time
(#10) The Trump of Doom — adopted from the Bible
(#9) The White Pride Piper
(#8) Man-Baby — by Jon Stewart (this one inspired an avalanche of similar nicknames and jokes, including many on this page)
(#7) Lord Voldemort, Orange Anus and Snake Oil Salesman — by Rosie O'Donnell
(#6) The White Kanye ― by Bill Maher
(#5) Fuckface von Clownstick — by Jon Stewart
(#4) Golden Wrecking Ball — by Sarah Palin (who was not trying to be funny)
(#3) Agent Orange
(#2) Short-Fingered Vulgarian — by Graydon Carter
(#1) THE ANTICHRIST — when the prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? Did they give us his freakin' name twice?
Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was just reported in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelation. ― Conan O'Brien
Trump's grandfather was evicted from Germany for draft-dodging and tax evasion. His father, Fred Trump, never served his adoptive country, which took him in when he was a stateless refugee; instead he overbilled its government while building federal housing projects. Donald Trump continued all three Trump family traditions: draft dodging, tax evasion and bilking the government.
The Best Trump Nicknames of Stephen Colbert include: Tiny Hand Sir, Spanky, President Spanky and Dictator Fan Boy
Trump is a Dictator Fan Boy. He bragged about exchanging love letters with the murderous North Korean despot Kim Jong-un. When the Russian despot Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine and began serial-murdering Ukrainian children and their mothers, Trump praised Putin, calling him "savvy" and a "genius." Trump even called Putin's excuse for invading Ukraine "wonderful." Trump called China strongman Xi "very smart" because he controls 1.4 billion people "with an iron fist." When Hamas and Hezbollah attacked Israel, killing over 1,300 people, Trump called Hezbollah "very smart" while criticizing Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu and calling Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant a "jerk." Trump always sides with the dictators and terrorists, calling them "savvy" and "smart" while calling our generals "idiots" and insulting our allies.
The Best Trump Nicknames of Jimmy Kimmel include: Putin's Pee Pee Pal, The Lied Piper of Shamlin, Little Donny Do Nothing, Donny Boo Boo, Donny Bone Spurs and Dictator Tot
SNL's Best Trump Nicknames include: Sweet Little Baby Trump and Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin) and Donny (Dana Carvey)
The Best Trump Nicknames of Samantha Bee include: Dauphin of Breitbartistan, Idiot Abroad, Complete Fucking Idiot and Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
The Best Trump Nicknames of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing include: Accidental Poosquirt, F*cking Lunatic and F*cking Moron
The Best Trump Nicknames of Randy Rainbow include: Bunker Boy, Archie Bunker and Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar (after, in a single day, Trump called himself the "King of Israel," the "Second Coming" and the "Chosen One" in a trinity of heresies)
The Best Trump Nicknames of Michael R. Burch include: Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, The False Profit, The MESSiah, Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers, Sir Leakalot, Sir Pissypanties, Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper, Little Donnie Diaperpants, Little Donnie Doody-Butt, President Poopy-Diapers, Donald Von Shitzen Hosen, Sparkly Princess Trumpelina, Felonius Punk, The Boychurian Candidate, Bonnie Prince Bonespurs, Little Prince Pussygrabber, The Ultimate Sovereign Shitizen
At these links you can also find nicknames for Trump's family, friends, associates and lapdogs such as Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife (Ivanka Trump), Aide de Kampf (Jared Kushner), Eric the Shred (Eric Trump), Colludy Rudy (Rudy Guiliani), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne Conway), Fact-Free Kayleigh (Kayleigh McEnany), Mr. Mum (Mike Pence), Koch Addict (Mike Pompeo), The Napping Turtle (Mitch McConnell), Speaker of the Mouse (Kevin McCarthy), Spinning Jenny (Jenna Ellis), Cruella DeVile (Betsy DeVos), HUD Ornament (Ben Carson), Detourney General (William Barr), The Baked Alaskan (Sarah Palin), Pious Paul (Paul Ryan), Mr. Nerdy Perm (Rand Paul), and The Sludge Judge (Brett Kavanaugh). We also have Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump administration nicknames like the Ogle Office, so please prepare to be entertained!
Treasonous Trump Nicknames
We have added Donald Trump classified documents nicknames: Don John (a less suave and rape-ier Don Juan), The Tide-y Bowler, The Golden Bowler, Commander Commode, Commodore Commode (Michael R. Burch), Donald "Port-a-John" Trump (Michael R. Burch), Ex-President Porta-a-Potty (Michael R. Burch), Ex-President Shit-for-Brains, Buck-Ass-Naked Bozo (Michael R. Burch)
It's official: the Donald J. Trump presidential library will be an outhouse. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Trump Coup Nicknames
Cadet Bone Spurs
Bonnie Prince Bonespurs (Michael R. Burch)
Dictator Fan Boy (Stephen Colbert)
TRE45ONOUS TRUMP (you can't spell "treason" without 45)
Bat Hit Crazy (New York Post)
The Grim Weeper
Dear Pleader
Is our Dear Pleader, as he claims, heroic?
I prefer my presidents a bit more stoic.
—Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
G.I. Joke
Captain Contagious
Captain Crunched (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Asthma
Captain Asthma struggles to walk down a ramp and can't drink from a glass one-handed!
Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee)
Cheeto Benito
Cheat-o Benito
Mango Mugabe
Tangerine Palpatine
The Saffron Seditionist (Michael R. Burch)
Persimmon Satan
Carrot Capone
The Peach Imp (pun on "impeachment")
It's time to impeach
the Peach Imp.
—Michael R. Burch
Angry Creamsicle
The Fanta Menace
The Fanta Ranter
The Banana Republican
Albino RINO
The HIPPOcrit
Trump claims to be for "law and order" and rails against black protesters, but "loves" white rioters who stormed the nation's capitol building, ripped down American flags, stole and vandalized government and media property, and incited a gunfight during a joint session of Congress. In the bloody aftermath five people were dead, including a police officer, and 50 more officers were injured after being attacked with fire extinguishers, pipes, chemicals and other dangerous weapons. According to Republican Senator Ben Sasse, an animated Trump "wanted chaos on television" and was "confused about why other people on his team weren’t as excited as he was" about the rioters "pushing against Capitol Police, trying to get into the building."
Daddy Dearest
The Mansplainer
the reign
in Trump’s brain
falls mainly as mansplain
—Michael R. Burch
The GOP has become a confectionery where conspiracy theories are baked, then sold to the half-baked. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
So what have Trump's best friends and colleagues said about him?
THE DOTARD (Kim Jong Un)
Donnie Demento (Steve Bannon)
Donnie Dementia (Steve Bannon)
IMBECILE (Steve Bannon)
Batshit Crazy (Piers Morgan)
Crony Capitalist (Sarah Palin)
Golden Wrecking Ball (Sarah Palin)
Gigantic Douchebag (Ann Coulter)
Disgusting Donald (Nikki Haley, in Politico)
Deeply Disturbing Donald (Nikki Haley)
Futureless Donald (Nikki Haley)
Race-Baiting Xenophobic Religious Bigot (Lindsey Graham)
Death Spiral Donald (Rick Santorum)
Orange-Faced Windbag (Rand Paul)
Delusional Narcissist (Rand Paul)
Pathological Liar (Ted Cruz)
The Fifth-Grader (General James Mattis, the US Defense Secretary, deriding Trump's ignorance on important matters of state)
Terrible Human Being (White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney)
Caesar Disgustus
Seize Her Disgustus
POTUS Disgustus
Donald Disgustus (Michael R. Burch)
THE MUCH IMP-PEACH-ed POTUS
IMPOTUS (George Conway)
POTUS (Prisoner of the United States)
BLOTUS
DOTUS
Meeky Mouse (Michael R. Burch)
Limp Dick Donald
In the end the POTUS proved to be the IMPOTUS. A channel for the Proud Boys said Trump had thrown Capitol rioters “under the bus” and called QAnon “a Bolshevik lie.” Meanwhile, QAnon-ers began to question whether they were victims of fraud and false prophecies, as Trump staggered off like a punch-drunk prize fighter unable to make it through the last round, with only 200 people to see him off and Vice President Mike Pence attending the Biden inauguration rather than Trump's pitiful departure. Later, Trump would reveal himself to be Meeky Mouse after getting the Covid vaccination in secret after claiming to be "immune."
Total Failure (Proud Boys)
The Weakling (Proud Boys)
The Shill (Proud Boys)
Trump's former supporters the Proud Boys have now branded him a failure, a weakling, a liar and a shill.
The Lyin' King
The Pinocchio President (he told 30,573 lies as president, according to Washington Post fact-checkers)
King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch)
The American founding fathers risked their lives to escape the madness of King George the Third, only to have 70 million of their descendants embrace the madness of King Gorge the Turd.
Don the Con
DEAF CON 1
Deadbeat Donald
Rick Santorum said in a televised interview that for two months he and others reached out to the White House, trying to keep DEAF CON 1 from his "death spiral" of election conspiracy theory insanity, but Don the Con would only listen to people who agreed with his lies. In an interview with Politico, Nikki Haley called Trump "disgusting" and "deeply disturbing" and without a political future because he had "let down" the country. Haley said Trump's seditious actions after the election "will be judged harshly by history." She also pointed out that Trump is a loser both politically and in his "suffering" businesses, which may explain why Deadbeat Donald won't pay his bills. Haley harshly berated Trump for stabbing Mike Pence in the back and said she now refuses to speak to Disgusting Donald. Mitch McConnell aka the Napping Turtle awoke from his normal lethargy to say: "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone. His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended." According to Al Rosen, Steve Bannon thought Donald Trump was suffering from early-stage dementia and campaigned covertly to remove him from office via the 25th amendment.
P. T. Burn 'Em (Michael R. Burch)
The Man of Steal (Hillary Clinton)
Felonious Punk (Michael R. Burch)
Felonious Punk committed a series of felonies when he tried repeatedly to trump 80 million votes with his lies.
The Trump of Doom
OMG, in a single day Trump claimed to be the King of Israel, the Second Coming of God and the Chosen One!
Trump's first federal budget deficit was 666 billion dollars. Trump's family purchased the Babylonian tower at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street that symbolizes money (Mammon). The Trump Tower is 203 meters tall, or 666 feet high. On the Ides of March, the day the Roman republic became a dictatorship, Trump had 666 delegates. Lawyers trying to reunite the families say Trump separated 666 migrant children from their parents. Trump was born on a blood moon. His ancestor who started the Trump family business died on 6-6-6. Her name was Elizabeth Christ Trump. Elizabeth means "oath" or "vow" so her name literally means "vow for Christ to be trumped." Is it just me, or are we living in a real-life Omen movie?
For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
Trump Has-Been Nicknames and Never-Was Loser Nicknames
Trump is the Ultimate Loser because he turned $413 million in free money from his father into over a billion in six bankruptcies, then became the only president to lose the popular vote twice, the second time with a record 80 million votes against him. He then proceeded to lose a world record 60 consecutive election lawsuits. Later he failed in his attempted coup and lost his Twitter, Facebook and Instagram accounts, and the 2022 PGA Championship. Scotland, his mother's homeland, even refused to let him play golf on his own golf course. He is now the only president to be impeached twice. So sad!
Donald Trump became his own Deep Throat by spilling the beans to Bob Woodard in a series of 18 on-the-record taped interviews. Trump loaded the Smoking Gun, shot himself in both feet, handed it as evidence to Woodward, and is now hobbling around on the bloody stumps. The old saying “loose lips sink ships” comes to mind with Trump. He runs his mouth until it runs him aground. ― Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Deep Throat
Deep Bloat
BLOATUS POTUS (Biggest Loser of All Time)
Obese Turtle (Anderson Cooper)
Stumpy Trumpy
MAGA MOTORMOUTH (Michael R. Burch)
Loose Lips Loser
Millions of Americans marched to protest Tiny Man Trump's creation of a Tiny Man Square in the heart of the American capitol.
Bunker Boy
Bunker Baby
Tiny Man Trump
The Tank Tot
Generalissimo Trump
The Pretend President
The Shameless Sham
His Holey-ness
The MESS-iah (Michael R. Burch)
In the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, with more than 100,000 Americans dead and the death toll rising inexorably every day, Generalissimo Trump ordered rubber bullets, flash grenades and tear gas to be fired at peaceful protesters so that he could have his freakin' picture taken like a third world dictator! This was a ploy so foul even Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci objected, tweeting: "Trump fired tear gas and rubber bullets on peaceful protesters so he could get a photo op in front a church that didn't want him there, holding a Bible from which he cannot name a single verse, all to prove he's not a coward hiding in his bunker again. A perfect encapsulation [of Trump being Trump]."
Trump Coronation Nicknames
King Corona
The Madness of King Gorge
The Lyin' King
Dubious Caesar
Julius Seize Her (Michael R. Burch)
Alexpander the Great (Michael R. Burch)
Conigula (Michael R. Burch, emphasis on "con")
Genghis Cant (pun on "can't" and "cant")
Bling the Merciless (Michael R. Burch)
The Lord of the Blings
Bling Midas
King Bling
The Son King (it was Trump's father who made him rich; pun on "Sun King")
The American Dauphin (Michael R. Burch)
King Leer
King Rat
King of the Whoppers
The Kingpin
His Grand Ignorancy
King Con (pun on King Kong)
Ole King Coal
King Tut (because Trump makes people who prize decency go "Tut, tut, tut!")
If it looks like a Troll and sounds like a Troll and trolls like a Troll ...
Bad Shrek
Trumpenstein
Drumpfenstein
The Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue (Nobel Prize economist Paul Krugman)
The Nightmare on Helm Street (Michael R. Burch)
Der Trollenfuhrer
The Peach with the Bleach and a Brain out of Reach (Michael R. Burch)
The Flipped-Out Flip Flopper (Michael R. Burch)
President Procrastinate
The Unpatriotic President (Michael R. Burch)
Tweety Trump now says it is patriotic to wear a mask, although he refused to do so for months. That makes him The Unpatriotic President.
Bratman
Stuporman
The Man of Steal (Hillary Clinton)
The Super Duper
The Lone Deranger
Trump was finally seen wearing a mask in public, after months of mocking other people for wearing them, so call him the Lone Deranger.
Con Man the Barbarian (Michael R. Burch, after Trump abused refugee children)
Captain Shamerica (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Tantastic
Captain Underpants
Captain Thunderpants
Captain Chaos
Optimus Grime (Michael R. Burch)
The Toxic Avenger
The Orange Pimpernel
The Invisible Sham (Michael R. Burch)
We must give the Trumpian Devil his due. Stuporman has one superpower that might qualify him as an idiot savant: he has the amazing ability to make Bush Junior seem wise and Tricky Dick Nixon virtuous.
The Teflon Con
Don the Con
Don the Con has been killing Americans with his lies and ignorance:
Trump lied and lied and lied
while Americans died and died and died.
―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
These are Trump nicknames coined by the people who know him best — his family, friends and co-workers:
Clown (Maryanne Trump Berry, his older sister and a retired federal judge)
P. T. Barnum (Maryanne Trump Berry said her brother "is" P. T. Barnum, the con man who saw everyone else as tools to be used and suckers to be played)
The World's Most Dangerous Man-Baby (Mary Trump)
Fred Trump's Monster (Mary Trump)
Heartless (Mary Trump)
According to Mary Trump, after her father had the heart attack that would kill him, Donald Trump didn't go with him to the hospital and didn't visit him, but instead went "to the movies."
Imbecile (Steve Bannon)
Idiot (General John Kelly)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
The Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)
That yellowish-orange corona of "hair" is a dead giveaway ...
Trump Coronavirus Nicknames
Hydroxymoron (Jimmy Kimmel)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
Deer in the Headlights (Joe Biden)
"When the coronavirus came, Trump froze like a deer in the headlights."—Joe Biden campaign ad
The Enabler (Andrew Cuomo)
Donald Debacle (Andrew Cuomo)
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo blasted Trump for his ludicrous claim that 99% of coronavirus cases are "totally harmless." Cuomo accused Trump of "enabling the virus" when he "makes up facts" in deceitful attempts to deny the current crisis exists. "He is facilitating the virus," Cuomo said. "He is enabling the virus by statements like that. And you're seeing the infection rate go up, and you're seeing the economy suffer, and he is part of that current debacle that we are in."
Flat-Out Bat-Shit Nuts (Bill Maher)
Germophobic Trump (Maureen Dowd)
Dangerously Delusional Donald ("To defeat the pox: quick, inject Clorox!")
The Clorox Heterodox ("To end all gridlocks, gargle with Clorox!")
The Clorox Warlock ("To reclaim the Boondocks, let them eat Clorox!")
The Clorox Fox ("Outfox the pox: kill yourself first with Clorox!")
The Lysol Tyro ("Since death is the goal, mainline Lysol!")
The Borax Lorax ("To immunize your thorax, destroy it with Borax!")
Mr. Clean ("No vaccine? Just chug Mr. Clean!")
The Bleached Peach ("Is a cure out of reach? Fumigate your lungs, with bleach!")
Mad King Clorox
Death Toll Donnie
Mad Dog Donnie
Little Donnie Dementia
Ditzy Donnie
President Sunbeam ("Ditch the parasol and the spray tan aerosol!")
President Brain Drain ("Down the Drain-o with Old NoBrain-o!")
Batshit Crazy (Piers Morgan)
Piers Morgan, a former Trump friend and supporter, was unfollowed by Trump after Morgan called his brainstorm to inject coronavirus patients with lethal disinfectants "batshit crazy." However, it seems unfair to bats to compare their innocent feces to Trump. In his latest act of sheer imbecilic insanity, the Giddy-ot wants to paint his nonfunctional wall black, at a staggering cost, on the theory that it will be too hot to touch. Apparently Trump has never heard of an obscure thing called "night." ― Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby. — George F. Will
The picture above―the earliest known image of The Donald―is evidence that he was suckled in Emperor Palpatine’s romper room. Now in the American Game of Thrones, he is Donald Littlefinger, a master of lies, deceit, treachery and treason.
He's a Man-Baby. He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and tiny hands. ― Jon Stewart
Nancy Pelosi's "seal" of disapproval was the highlight of Trump's lie-filled, self-glorifying State of the Union Address. The Pelosi clap-back came in a meme-able moment after Trump whined about "the politics of revenge" even as he wallowed in it.
Little Donnie Two-Scoops
Donald the Menace
Felonious Punk
Whiny the Pooh
The Part-Time President
Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders explained away Truant Trump's "executive time" as his need to have a "more creative environment." All those golf vacations are like a kindergartner's recess! Watching TV for hours on end is like Sesame Street! Shutting down the government for a month is like time out! But perhaps we're better of with a Part-Time President, considering how much damage Felonious Punk could do if he worked full-time!
According to witnesses, Little Donnie Two Scoops was delighted by roadblocks for his motorcade, exclaiming gleefully: "The roads are closed for me!"
Fragile Man
Mr. Inappropriate
The Bogeyman
Call him Fragile Man after Trump tweeted "Wasn't I a great candidate!" while the nation mourned the deaths of 17 children in the Parkland, Florida high school shooting. While visiting the devastated community Trump was photographed grinning and flashing thumbs-up signs, so call him Mr. Inappropriate. A few days later, the slaughtered students apparently forgotten, Trump hammed it up at CPAC, saying "everything is wonderful" while praising the NRA and leading cheers for the Second Amendment. Then as the frightened child survivors marched for their lives, Trump took yet another golf vacation, so call him The Bogeyman.
The president has zero psychological ability to recognize empathy or pity in any way. — former White House chief of staff Reince Priebus
He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. — former White House chief of staff General John Kelly
Trump is a "terrible human being." — former White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney
Scottish and British Nicknames for Trump: President Fart ("trump" is English slang for "fart"), American Idiot, sTRUMPet, Crumpet, White House Wanker, Nutless Nutter, Sex Pest, Orange Arsehole, Orange Shitgibbon, The Shamerican President, Whey-Faced Windbag, Tweeting Twat Twit, Tosser Trump, Fossil Fool, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey (formerly reserved for the French), Gormless Gerrymanderer, Toupéed F*cktrumpet, Cockwomble, Witless Cocksplat, Diaper Don, Daft Cow, Mangy Mingebag, Feckless Lip Flapper, Mad as a Bag of Ferrets, Barmy Blowhard, Dodgy Don, Prince of Wails, Prince of Whales, Plug-Ugly Hairpiece, Chav (white trash), Numpty, Fascist Tangerine, Spoon (because he can't be trusted with a knife and fork), Witless F*cking Cocksplat, Huffy Wee F*ckin Bampot, Mangled Apricot Hellbeast, Baby Trumpkins
Damien Trump
Diablo
Little Horn
The Trump of Doom
The Father of Lies in the Flesh
Damien Trump and his Stepford Wives meet Pope Francis, who is obviously uncomfortable in the presence of such Darkness and angles his cross slightly to keep them at bay!
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The Big Dipper
The Shambling Sasquatch
Prima Donald
Sparkly Princess Trumpelina
The Ginger Genuflector
Orange O'Hara
Little Miss Teapot
Idiot Abroad (Samantha Bee)
Quasi-Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame
Two-Faced Trump
Hippo-CRAZY
The Hissy-Fit Hypocrite
The Hypocritic Oaf
Call him Quasi-Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame, after Trump curtsied submissively before the Saudi king in his first official act as an American president abroad. The Big Dipper dropped a pretty little curtsey (for a Shambling Sasquatch, that is) while receiving the Gilded Collar of King Salman Abdulaziz al-Saud. This, after Two-Faced Trump had blasted President Obama for a much more dignified and reserved half-bow several years before, tweeting at the time: "Do we want a President who bows to the Saudis?" A meek little curtsey, however prettily delivered, is far less presidential than a half-bow, so let's add Hippo-CRAZY, The Hissy-Fit Hypocrite and the Hypocritic Oaf to our ever-expanding list of Trump nicknames. Trump loyalist Roger Stone was livid about the curtsey, tweeting: "Candidly, it makes me want to puke #JaredsIdea." But was it a submissive bow, an obsequious curtsey, or both? One tweeter was happy to explain: "To be fair, first Trump bowed, then he curtsied like a Sparkly Princess!" Another tweeter adopted Trump-Speak: "Trump has all the best curtsies, nobody curtsies like Trump, everybody says so!" In a similar vein, Trump's submissive gesture was described as "one of the best and bigliest curtsies."
Donald Trump Golf Nicknames
Pele (Trump's caddies, because he constantly cheats by kicking his golf balls back onto fairways)
The Bogeyman
Donald Dorf
Mr. Mulligan
Obese Trump Nicknames
Fatty McTubalot
Fatty McFatums
Old man with his belt pulled up to his nips. (Jimmy Kimmel)
A bowl of mashed potatoes in pants. (Jimmy Kimmel)
White House insiders have been calling the president Don Corleone and Dumb Corleone because of his mob boss mentality. His oldest son Donald Trump Jr. is Fredo (the dumb son who keeps shooting himself in the foot), while Ivanka is Michael (the smart one) and the Gaud Father's favorite. That leaves Eric Trump to be a pale, vampirish Sonny Boy.
The Top Ten Donald Trump Jr. Nicknames
Junior and Donald Dunce Jr.
Son of Drumpf
The Good Boy (Donald Trump Sr.)
Ponyboy
The Boy Blunder
Booby
Chip Off the Old Blockhead
Putin's Puppet / Puppy / Proxy / Protégé / Poodle / Lapdog
Fredo Corleone, Frito Corleone and Fraido (because like Fredo he's afraid of his father)
The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed)
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Eric Trump aka Draco Malfoy
The Top Ten Eric Trump Nicknames
Eric the Red
Eric the Shred
Eric the Brain Dead
Eric Idle
Qusay (Trump insiders, per Michael Wolff)
Date Rape (Kathy Griffin)
Draco Malfoy
Short Bus, Douchebag von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the Third (Bill Maher)
Chip Off the Old Blockhead II
Please click here for all Eric Trump Nicknames
Have no fear, Acting President Jared Kushner is here! Cushy Kushner makes all the major decisions while Truant Trump tweets, poses for photo-ops, gropes women's genitals, sentences babies and grannies to death, cheats at golf, then brags about his "accomplishments" and campaigns for reelection.
We can all breathe a sigh of relief because Trump's young Aide de Kampf will never rest until all our allies are alienated.
The Top Ten Jared Kushner Nicknames
Vanilla ISIS
Ralph Lauren of Arabia (@ChannelTrump)
Cushy Kushner and Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL)
Aide de Kampf (Michael R. Burch)
Putin's Puppet and Putin's Protégé
Fratsputin
The Easebroker
Complete Fucking Idiot (Samantha Bee)
Little Lord Fauntleroy (Duratti on Daily Kos)
Channel 666 (Jared Kushner and his wife Ivanka Trump own the building at 666 Fifth Avenue, purchased for $1.8 billion or 6+6+6 billion)
Please click here for all Jared Kushner Nicknames
Marco Roboto hugs the First-Lady-Daughter, Ivanka Trump ... talk about uncomfortable!
The Top Ten Ivanka Trump Nicknames
Ivanka Tramp
ICE Princess Ivanka
Ivanka the Terrible
Proxy Wife
Trophy Daughter
The First Lady-Daughter
Ivanka Wanker (I Wanna Wank Her) and Ivanka Spanker (I Wanna Spank Her)
Nordic Goddess and The Norwegian Wood Inducer
The Smart One
I Candy
Please click here for all Ivanka Trump Nicknames
Mitch McConnell, the Napping Turtle, wants to snatch healthcare away from millions of Americans as quickly as possible.
This is a disappointment, a disappointment indeed! I regret that our efforts [to rob 30 million Americans of affordable healthcare] were simply not enough this time!―Mitch McConHell
The Top Ten Mitch McConnell Nicknames
The Turtle (Jon Stewart)
The Napping Turtle (Michael R. Burch)
Fuckface McTurtlebitch
Mitch MuckSquirtle
Shirknado (Michael R. Burch)
The Hyperactive Death Hamster
The Lethal Chipmunk
Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch)
Mitch McConHell (Michael R. Burch)
Mitch the Snitch-Bitch
Please click here for all Mitch McConnell Nicknames
In another "stunning" development, this one hard on the eyes, Lindsey Graham Cracker has died his hair to match his Machiavellian master's. Apparently political lapdogs also look like their owners.
The Top Ten Melania Trump Nicknames
The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd)
First Babe
Third Lady (after Ivana Trump and Marla Maples)
Melanoma
Melania Antoinette
The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan)
The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley)
The Man-Baby Sitter and The Trump Sitter
The Trump Swatter (after slapping her husband's hand away)
The Apprentice Bride and Bride of Trumpenstein
Please click here for all Melania Trump Nicknames
Trump Family Nicknames
The Stepfordians
Scamalot (pun on Camelot)
The KKKardashians
The Brooklyn Hillbullies (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Duck Dynasty
The Four Norsemen of the Trumpocalypse (Michael R. Burch)
The Cold Ones
The Addumbs Family and the Adumbs Family
The Ad-Dumbs Family (Michael R. Burch)
Children of the Corn
Beavis and the Buttheads
Donald and the Douchebags
Hitler's Revenge on the United States
Poor Little Bitch Kids
The Bitches of Eastwick
Nicknames of Trump's Family, Friends, Cabinet, Lapdogs and A$$ociates
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Broody, Rudy Ghouliani, Julianne, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell)
Steve K. Bannon: My Steve (Donald Trump), Loose Cannon Bannon, Deceivin' Steven, Darth Bannon, Gríma Wormtongue, Trump's Eminence Grise (David A. Graham), The Grim Reaper (SNL), Sloppy Steve (Donald Trump)
Lindsey Graham: Flimsy Lindsey, Senator Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh), Graham Cracker
Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), Dirty Trickster (Elizabeth Burke), Roger the Artless Dodger
Mike Pence: The Clown Prince, The Stepford Veep (Omarosa), Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Fat Termite, Uber-Pious Pence (Daily Kos), The Vice Antichrist
James Mattis: Mad Dog, Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his call-sign)
Rush Limbaugh: The Human Hindenburg, Flush Limbaugh, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Douche Rimjob
John Dowd: Dowdy Dowd, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)
Robert Lighthizer: Bob Light, Light Thighs, Spear Tipper (Steve Bannon)
Mick Mulvaney Nicknames: Mr. Moneybags, Trump's Enabler, Mick the Prick, Mick Vain
Charles Gillespie: Swamp Thing (Steve Bannon), Jittery Republican Incumbent (Breitbart)
GOP Nicknames and Republican Party Nicknames: Doom Loop of Bizarro (Paul Krugman), the Apparatchiks (Paul Krugman), Re-Flub-Lycans, Serfs 'R' US (Michael R. Burch), The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The entire GOP now consists of apparatchiks. — Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman
Immature Trump Nicknames
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)
Baby-in-Chief (Robert De Niro)
Tsar Baby
L'Enfant Terrible
Sweet Little Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin)
Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin)
Dinky Donny (Cher)
Little Trump (Newt Gingrich: "The little Trump is frankly pathetic.")
The Alpha Male Crybaby (George F. Will)
Bewildered Kindergartner (George F. Will)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
Boss Baby Trump
Birther Boy
The Boy Blunder
The Boychurian Candidate (Michael R. Burch, a pun on Manchurian Candidate)
Bratman
Bratworst (pun on "bratwurst")
Little Donnie Two Scoops
The Pre-Teen President (Steve Bannon told Vanity Fair that Trump's like an 11-year-old child!)
The Combover Kid
Donald the Menace
Dyslexic Donlad
Felonious Punk
Trust Fund Baby President (Maria Teresa Kumar)
Dauphin of Breitbartistan (Samantha Bee)
Malice in Blunderland (Michael R. Burch)
Poster Boy for Narcissism (Dr. César Chelala)
Kid Loudmouth (MAD Magazine)
The Tottering Tot
The Shillsbury Doughboy
Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
Rascalnikov
Donnie John (Tina Fey)
The Rookie (Mitch McConnell)
The Rook (Nancy Pelosi)
The Greenhorn (Nancy Pelosi)
Truant Trump
Liddle Donnie Diaperrash
Little Donnie Daisyfingers (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Diaperpants (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Dingleberry (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Diva (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Discord
Little Donnie Dunciad
Man-Toddler Trump
Shark Dressed Man-Boy (Michael R. Burch)
Sir Pissypanties
Sir Sissypants
The Terrible Tyke
Terroristic Man-Toddler (Charles M. Blow)
The Tellytubby President (Trump watches a LOT of TV and is very tubby!)
Tinky Winky Trump
Ego Buoy (Michael R. Burch)
The Golden Man-Child
The Kindergarten Fop (Michael R. Burch)
The Imperious Adolescent (Doug Elmets)
An Inconvenient Youth (Michael R. Burch)
The Infantalist (David Brooks)
Bubble Boy
Stunty Photo-Op Man-Baby
THE SIX MILLION RUBLE MAN-BABY
Small Hands Trump Nicknames
Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Graydon Carter)
Twinkle Fingers Trump
Babyfingers Trump
Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers (Michael R. Burch)
Liddle Donnie Ladydiddler (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Diddlefingers (Michael R. Burch)
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Tiny Hands Trump
Dainty Digits Trump
Pixie Digits Trump
Donnie McTinyHands
Trump Boy Scout Nicknames
The Boy Scouter
The Boy Shouter
The Boy Spouter (after Trump spouted off to the Boy Scouts)
The Boy Pouter
The Boy Lout
The Boy Flouter
Senile Trump Nicknames
Old Fart
Paunch-o
Don Rectum
The Walking Talking Basket Case
Mentally Deranged Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
Lunatic Old Man (Kim Jong Un)
The Doddering Demagogue
The Slurmaster
Old Slurpee
Flabby Trump Nicknames
Fat Blabby (Lewis Black)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
The Great Gutsby (Michael R. Burch)
Porky Pig and The New York Pork Dork (Trump grew fat on government "pork")
Pig Sweat Trump
Humpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
King Gorge
Big Donald (Marco Rubio) and Pig Donald (a variation coined by feminists)
Oompa Loompa Trump
Trump Heffalump
The Walrus
The Great White Wail (Michael R. Burch)
Trump Swamp Nicknames
Swampy (Trish Regan of Fox Business)
Swamp Scum
The Swamp King
The Swamp Stocker
Creature from the Orange Lagoon
The Gold Man Sucks President (after Trump stock this swamp with his crocodilian Goldman Sachs donors)
THE SWAMPLAND SALESMAN
Big Agenda Trump (David Horowitz)
The Vulture Crapitalist
The Beast
Little Horn (the prophets of the Bible)
The Trump of Doom (the prophets of the Bible)
Darkness Incarnate
Damien Trump (after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies)
Dude the Apostate (Michael R. Burch)
Dude the Obscure (Michael R. Burch)
Doomsday Donnie
The Great Whore of Babble-On — see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
Trump Hairdo (and Hair-don't) Nicknames
The Combover Kid
Goldilocks
Trump Fowl & Foul Nicknames
Chicken Donald (Martin O'Malley)
Chicken Don
Chicken Little
Chicken Spittle
Chicken Shittle
Chicken Whittle (Trump will gladly whittle away healthcare from babies, grannies and vets)
The Cuck of the Walk (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Cluck
Donald Clusterf*ck
Chickensh*t
Donald Chickenheart
Booster Hogburn
Trump Golf Nicknames
The Bogeyman (after Trump took yet another golf vacation while terrified schoolchildren marched for their lives)
The Caddy Hack
The Caddy Hacker
Mr. Mulligan
Dorf (a Tim Conway character in the skit "Dorf on Golf")
Trump Monarchist/Royalist/Tyrant Nicknames
King Drumpf (Fred Trump said he raised his son to be a "king")
The Son King (Trump's father made him rich; pun on "Sun King")
The American Dauphin (Michael R. Burch)
King Tut (Trump makes people who prize decency go "Tut, tut, tut!")
Prince Uncharming
Prince Alarming
Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
Reverse Midas
Donald Trump is the Reverse Midas because everything he touches immediately turns to s**t ... Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Mortgage, the Trump Shuttle, Trump the Game, affordable healthcare, women's rights, minority rights, our right to vote without interference from Russia, the environment, our children's educations, Syria, North Korea ...
Trump Dictator and Fascist Nicknames
The New Furor
Trumpen Furor
Mein Furor
Mein Trumpf
Shitler
Twitler
Adolph Twitler
Drumpfkopf
The Apprentice Führer (Ben Judah)
Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee)
Trumpolini
Benito Trumpolini
Genghis Con (Michael R. Burch)
Genghis Can't and Genghis Cant (Michael R. Burch)
Il Douche and Ill Douche
Il Doofus
Kremlingate/Comeygate/Russiagate/Putingate/Votergate Nicknames
Little Donny Moscow
Comrade Trumputin
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
Putin's Puppet
Putin's Poppet
Putin's Putty
Putin's Proxy
Putin's Rasputin
Putin's Useful Idiot
Putin's Cock-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
Lavrov's Dog (pun on Pavlov's Dog)
Lavrov's Lapdog
Putin's Pampered Poodle
Lenin's Gremlin
Stalin's Paladin
The Stallin' Stalin
Deep Bloat
Deep Moat
Deep Creep
Space Cadet Trump Nicknames
Space CADet Trump
The Wrath of Con
Darth Insidious
Darth Hideous
Darth Hater
Darth Goldplater
The Fanta Menace
Trump Movie Star Nicknames
Forrest Trump
Rainman
Donnie Darko
Donnie Dorko
Trump Superhero Nicknames
The Loan Deranger
Tsarzan
Bratman
Fatman
Stuporman
Duperman
The Super Duper
Super Man-Boy
Supertot
MAGAMAN
The Incredible Bulk
Con Man the Barbarian (Michael R. Burch, after Trump abused refugee children)
Captain Tantastic
Captain Underpants
Captain Thunderpants
Captain Diaperpants
Captain James T. Smirk
Captain Outrageous
Captain Chaos
Captain Shamerica (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Un-America
Captain AmeriKKKa
Optimus Grime (Michael R. Burch)
Trump Tweet Nicknames
Tweety
Tweety Blurred
Tweetle-Dumb
Tweet-'l-Dumb
Commander-in-Tweet
Boss Tweet
Tweet Twit
The Petulant Twitter Chirper
The Obsessive Compulsive Twitterholic
Trump Con Nicknames
King Con
Don the Con (Marc Bauer)
The Con Don (sounds like "condom")
The Teflon Con (Dave Denison)
P. T. Burn 'Em
Condoofus (Michael R. Burch, a pun on Confucius)
Confusedius
Conigula
The Wrath of Con
OptiCon
Conman the Barbarian
Genghis Con
Con-Way Tweety
Conman Don
Conman-in-Chief
Liar-in-Chief
Thief-in-Chief
Trump Clown Nicknames
Fuckface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
The Clown Prince
The Crown Prince of Politwits
Racist Trump Nicknames
The Ritz Cracker
Harvey Wallbanger
AmeriKKKLan Idol
President Snowflake
The Alt-Right Blight Inciter
The DuKKKe of Churl
The Kloset Klansman
The White Supremacist KKKnight
Dudley Do-Wrong
Trump Halloween Monster Nicknames
Trumpenstein, Trumpula, Trumpzilla, The Great Trumpkin, Damien Trump, Count Hackula, Count Dreckula, Count Crockula, Trump Troll, Uncle Grope-Fester (Josh Marshall), Human Molotov Cocktail (Michael Moore), Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp, The Dangler (Dan Rather), The Grim Groper, The Grim Weeper, The Prim Reaper, The Grimy Reaper, The Mountebank (J. Robert Smith), The Orange Blob, Lurch, Spittle-Mouthed Snarler (Gina Barreca), Orange Amoeba (Ana Navarro), Sith Lord Trump, Super Predator (Van Jones), The Beast, Trumpasaurus Rex, Tyrantosaurus Wrecks, TyrannaSoreAss Rex, Prontoboorus, Zombie Trump (Green Day), Revolting Slug (Jerry Buckingham)
Donald Trump Halloween Ideas
Incompetent Trump Nicknames
The Feeb (George F. Will: "a feeble president")
Pathetic (John Kasich)
Deeply Disturbing Donald (John McCain)
Complete Disaster (John Boehner)
The Degrader (Jeff Flake)
The Debaser (Bob Corker)
The Neanderthal (Bob Corker said Trump is "devolving" before our eyes)
Ignoramus (Paul Krugman)
Unfit (Douglas Brinkley)
Hot Mess (Matt Drudge)
Unstable and Incompetent (Bob Corker)
Repugnant (David Letterman)
Crackpot (Bernie Shine)
Primo Tool (Stephen Colbert)
Big Bother (pun on Big Brother)
Libel Bully (American Bar Association)
The Big Lummox (Garrison Keillor)
Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump (John Earls)
Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue (New York Daily News)
A piece of SHIT and an embarrassment to humankind (Reza Aslan)
Master of Disaster (CNN)
Trump the Usurper (J. Robert Smith)
The Unraveler (Gabriel Sherman)
The Bigotry Emboldener (George W. Bush)
The Peter Principle Incarnate
The Bigliest Loser
The Pardonizer
The Ham-Handed Amateur (James Thurber)
The Hysteric (Vladimir Putin rebuked Trump's "hysteria")
The Loss Leader
Hurricane Donald
U Bum (LeBron James)
Mr. Brexit-Plus (Donald Trump)
Soulless Coward and Pathological Liar (Gregg Popovich)
Abyss of Doom (Korean Central News Agency)
Golf Links Gangster (Kim Jong Un)
Giant Gold Goliath (Robert Mugabe)
Tax-and-Spend Trump
Whiny-Ass Bitch (Bill Maher)
Hocus Pocus POTUS (Michael R. Burch)
Loser (Dan Rather)
Trainwreck (Bob Corker said the White House staff called him multiple times when Trump was "really off the tracks")
Baron von Muchpoutin'
Baron von Muchfloutin'
Baron von Muchengropen
Lord of the Lies
The Queens Quisling
Moby Prick
The Incredible Bulk
The Alt-Right Uniter
The Alt-White Delighter
Orange Supremacist (Samantha Bee)
MAN WITH A KLAN (The New Yorker)
The Grand Lizard
The Daily Stormer
The Sturm und Drang Haranguer (Michael R. Burch)
Sir Prancealot
Sir Farcical
The Fecal Point
Two-Face
The Stagehog
The Plagiarist
First Trump stole the slogan "Make America Great Again" from Ronald Reagan. Then, in the supreme irony, he stole the slogan "Stronger Together" from Hillary Clinton!
Dumbfounding Donald (Andrew McCabe)
Political Day Trader (Joe Scarborough)
Bloated Emperor Sans Clothes (Joe Scarborough)
Donald Bush (Mike Cernovich, after Trump emulated Bush Junior by attacking Syria)
The Ugly Shamerican (Michael R. Burch, after Trump called less fortunate nations "shitholes")
Boiled Ham in a Wig (Jon Stewart)
The Indecent President
Douche (Candice Bergen, who dated Trump in college)
Drunk Dad (Charlie Dent)
The Hypocritic Oaf
Mentally Unstable Simpleton (The New York Times)
Emperor-sans-Clothes (Michael Wolff)
P. T. Barnum (Trump's sister Maryanne Trump Barry, a federal judge who has seen a lot of deception, said her brother is P. T. Barnum)
The Vulture Crapitalist
The Wrathematician (Michael R. Burch, after Trump said only 16 Puerto Rican deaths were "certified"!)
Archie Bunker (Steve Bannon)
Racist Grandpa (from Eminem's rap cypher "The Storm")
Donald the Bitch (Eminem)
President Moonbeam (The New York Times says Trump "promises the moon")
President Pee-Tape
President If Urine You're In
President Pants-on-Fire
Pathological Liar (Ted Cruz)
Truthophobic Trump (Elizabeth Harris Burch said "Trump is so divorced from the Truth, he should pay it alimony!")
E Pluribus Loon 'em (out of many, one loon to rule 'em and make 'em even loonier)
Fat A$$ (Stephen Colbert)
Cra$$ A$$
Largemouth Ass (Samantha Bee)
Rigger Mortis (Michael R. Burch)
Donald de Rigueur (Michael R. Burch)
The Bid Rigger
The Great Gutsby
The Great Gasbag (Joy Behar)
The Great White Snark
The Blowhard (President George H. W. Bush)
The Viagra Dough Boy
The Snatch Snatcher
The Snatch Snitch
Alpha Molester
Chest Her Molester
Groper Cleave Hand
Full Frontal Assault Trump
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