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Sarah Palin Nicknames
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This page contains the best Sarah Palin nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Sarah Palin nicknames and jokes have been coined by Stephen Colbert, John Boehner, Sarah Palin herself, Colin Jost of SNL, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers.

The Top Ten Sarah Palin Nicknames, Plus a Few

Sarah Barracuda (her high school nickname)
Sarah-Cuda and Sarahcuda
Shirknado (Michael R. Burch)
The Half-Baked Alaskan
The Alaskan Evita
Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sarah Palin (Michael R. Burch)

Caribou Barbie
The Moosiah
The Moosiah Pit Bull in Lipstick (according to Palin herself)

The Wasilla Killa
The Wasilla Gorilla or Gurlilla or Gurlzilla
The Wasilla Hillbilly
The Wasillabilly
Saint Sarah of Wasilla
The Quitter from Wasilla

The Tundra Twit
Klondike Kardashian
Klondike Dike

Sarah Failin'
Failin' Palin
Bailin' Palin
Scalin' the Heights of Ignorance Palin

Craziest of the Crazies (John Boehner)
The Patron Saint of Stupidity and Cupidity
The Poster Child for Ignorance
The Sheer Majesty of Stupidity (Stephen Colbert)

“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.” — Stephen Colbert

Dis-Honorable Mention Sarah Palin Nicknames

The Roughed Rogue
The Original Material Girl (because she provides Stephen Colbert so much comedy materiel)
Blunder Woman
Sarah Stoopid
Bible Spice
The Ungreat Whore of Babble-On
The Great Boor of Babble-On
Sarah Pipeline
Sarah Punchline
Money Boo-Boo
Sarah Shakes-Spear (because she is so warlike and compared herself to Shakespeare when she coined a new word, "refudiate")
Sarah Crosshairs
Sarah Triggerfinger
Mama Grizzly
Chick Cheney
Sarah Stalin
Snark Shark
Moose MILF
The Alaska Disasta
Snowjob Squareglasses
Post Turtle
McCain's Bane
Northern Overexposure
Miss Iquitarod
Irate Ingrate
Miss Wonker Bonker
Sarah Scareya
Lady Gagya
Sarah Sarin
Sarah Snowgrifter
Sarah Snowjob
The Boreal Narcissus
The Blight Supremacist

Loony Tunes
The Full Moon Loon (Michael R. Burch)
The Loon-a-Tick
The Keystone Flop (Michael R. Burch)

The Crackpot Kraken
The Crackhead Kraken
The Kraken with its lips firmly applied to Trump's Crack
The Krank

Bristol Palin nicknames: Brisket® (the ® because she registered her name as a trademark!), Brisquet, Bras Tool, Barstool, Bristhole, Brissie, Bristie, Brissypants, Bitchol, Pigstool Grifter Jr.

Sarah Palin Jokes

I had a great Sarah Palin joke, but the ghost of Hugo Chávez and the future ghost of George Soros stole it! — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.” — Stephen Colbert

Sarah Palin Quotes

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