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Nikki Haley Nicknames
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Nikki Haley Jokes

This page contains the best Nikki Haley nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Nimarata "Nikki" Haley nicknames and jokes have been coined by Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, Kim Jong Un, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Chris Christie, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogan: "Don't be picky, vote for Tricky Nikki!"

There are more Nikki Haley jokes after the nicknames.

The Top Ten Nikki Haley Nicknames, Plus a Few

Tricky Nikki
Persnickety Nikki
Picky Nikki

Picky Nikki is picking Trump apart on "safe issues" like his attacks on members of the U.S. military and his wild spending as president.

Slick Nikki

However, Slick Nikki will never speak the truth if doing so will cost her votes. She refuses to call Trump out for his Big Lie and attempted coup, because that might cost her votes. When asked about the root cause of the Civil War, rather than addressing the Elephant in the room, slavery, Slick Nikki said the Civil War was about "the role of government."

Nikki Failey
Bird Brain and Birdbrain (Donald Trump)
Nimbra (Donald Trump)

Trump in his doddering-ness apparently has trouble pronouncing Nimarata, but he continues to be the world's most prominent birther.
Mickey Haley and Nikki Mouse (Ron DeSantis, via his PAC)
Woke Disney Girl (Ron DeSantis, via his PAC)
Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un)
Hurricane Haley
Haley's Comet
Haley's Vomit
Trump's Hatchet Lady
Not So Darlin' Nikki
Nikki Normal

Nikki Haley said "normal people aren't obsessed with Trump" and thus accused millions of Trump-obsessed Republicans of being abnormal!

Little Nikki
Dumb Blonde Disguised as a Not-Too-Smart Brunette
Mini Trump (Nikki Haley)
Sleepy Nikki (she's anti-woke)
Ms. ChatGPT (Chris Christie)
Ms. ChatGOP
The MAGAmaniac
Little Ms. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

Nikki Haley Jokes

At a fundraiser, Nimarata "Nikki" Haley cracked: "You wanted an Indian woman, but Elizabeth Warren failed her DNA test."

"Actually, when the President [the clueless Trump] found out that I was Indian-American, he asked if I was from the same tribe as Elizabeth Warren," she continued.

"People always wonder if I felt different or isolated as an Indian-American growing up in rural South Carolina. Actually, there was a benefit. It totally prepared me for being a Republican in New York."

On Trump's advice for Haley's speech: "He said if I get stuck for laughs, just brag about his accomplishments. It really killed at the UN, I got to tell you."

"The President [the clueless Trump] got really mad about Woodward’s book, really mad. The book compared him to a fifth grader. A lot of Democrats seized on that, until they realized, they got beat by a fifth grader."

Nikki Haley Quotes

"I wear heels, and it's not for a fashion statement: it's ammunition." — Nikki Haley

"I do think climate change is real. And I think it's something we have to deal with."
— Nikki Haley, who seems to subscribe to the school of "too little, too late" on climate change

I'm not going to stop beating up on the unions." That's not something to brag about, Tricky Nikki!

During the 2016 Republican presidential primary, Tricky Nikki said of Trump, "I will not stop until we fight a man that chooses not to disavow the KKK. That is not a part of our party. That’s not who we want as president. We will not allow that in our country!" Et tu, Tricky Nikki?

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