Donald Trump "45" Nicknames
This page has the best Trump nicknames related to "American president number 45"
that I have been able to find, and a few that I came up with myself during the
search. Many Americans —myself included—refuse to combine
the words "President" and "Trump." For me, he is just Trump. But other Americans
have gone a step further, and refer to Trump as either "it" or the number 45.
The Top Ten Trump President #45 Nicknames
(#1) Dolt 45 ― a pun on Colt 45 (first he'll drive
you to drink, then he'll make you want to shoot yourself!)
(#2) Broken 45 ― Trump is like a broken record that keeps repeating the same
weak s**t over and over and over ...
(#3) THE BEAST 45 ― Ivanka Trump
said there's a special place in hell for people who prey on children; for
example, her father!
(#4) Cuck 45 ― in South Africa, 4-5 is slang for "penis"
(#5) ― the number 45 is known as a
Størmer number, and Trump is very popular with the neo-Nazi Daily Stormer
(#5) Stormy 45 ― porn star Stormy Daniels
claimed that she can describe Trump's "junk" in intimate detail
(#6) It 45 ― think of Cousin It on the Addumbs Family!
(#7) It Hurl 45 ― pun on "It Girl"
(#8) That Thang 45 ― Trump thinks he's "the thing" and he talks
about his sex organ a lot, thus "thang"
(#9) The 45 ― as if Trump is the only thing that matters
(#10) '45 ― 1945 was the end of Nazi Germany and Adolf
Dishonorable Mention: #trump45, #45, Drumpf 45, Dump 45, MAGA 45 (Make America Grate Again),
45 MPH (Mistruths Per Hour), Trump 45, 45 Swastika, Cold 45, The 45% Solution, 45 Degree Wrong Angle, Hyper Extension,
45 Shades of Shit, The
'45 Villains (The Joker, Dr. Evil, Regina George, The Wicked Witch of the West,
The Red Queen, Hitler, et al)
He Who Must Not Be Named
― What can you call Trump
when you no longer wish to utter his name? Here are some short but not-so-sweet
suggestions: 45, it, thang, Tweety, Twitler, T-Rump, Drumpf, Drumpfkopf,
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart), Big Baby and Fat Blabby (Lewis Black), Genghis
Can't and Genghis Cant (Michael R. Burch), Moron/Idiot
(Steve Bannon, Rex Tillerson, Rupert Murdoch and others, per Michael Wolff),
Kook (Lindsey Graham), Crazy (Jared Kushner, James Comey), Dinky Donny
(Cher), Voldemort (Rosie O'Donnell)
People who have avoided using Trump's name with the word "president" include
Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, Meryl Streep, John Lewis, Bernice King (the
daughter of Martin Luther King Jr.), Jerry Brown, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama
and Hillary Clinton.
The widespread usage of "45" as a pejorative nickname for Trump was
first introduced by actor Laurence Fishburne during his guest
appearance on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on
January 26th, 2017 ...
Fishburne: We don’t need to spend any more time worrying about what 45 is doing,
or what 45 and his administration are doing.
Noah: Wait, that's hilarious, you don't call him by his name?
The picture above ―the earliest known image of Emperor Palpatine’s
romper room. The
Donald―is evidence that he was suckled in
He is a Man-Baby. He has the physical countenance of a man,
and a baby's temperament and tiny hands. ―Jon
The Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames
(#1) THE ANTICHRIST — when the prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking
literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666
connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — by Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he
thinks it implies that he is under-endowed "down there")
Agent Orange — by Anonymous (a lethal product of deMonsanto and
Golden Wrecking Ball — by Sarah Palin (who was trying to be funny,
but ended up being all too accurate ... so sad!) not
(#5) Fuckface von Clownstick, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant
Narcissistic Asshole (the UNAbomber?) — by Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― by Bill Maher (or is Trump more accurately the Yellow-ish-Orange Kanye?)
(#7) Lord Voldemort, Orange Anus and Snake Oil Salesman — by Rosie O'Donnell
Trump of Doom — by Michael R. Burch (adopted from the Bible and first used in a possibly prophetic Facebook post on September 11,
The White Pride Piper — Trump is the poster boy for the "Make AmeriKKKa Grate
Again" movement of white supremacists, neo-nazis and skinheads
(#10) Man-Baby — by Jon Stewart (this one inspired an avalanche of jokes and
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Trump nicknames range from A to Z,
from Agent Orange to the Zodiac Biller.
My favorites include Putin's Puppet, Hair Hitler, Hair Fuhrer, The New Furor, Adolph Twitler,
Tweety, Tsarzan, King Gorge, Conigula, Gingervitis and Dire
Abby. Then there are "superhero" nicknames like
Bratman, Stuporman and The Super Duper. But perhaps no nickname captures the "real Donald Trump" better
than his real name, Donald Drumpf, and the inspired variation
Donald Drumpfkopf. You can employ your browser's search feature or use CTRL-F
to find nicknames for Trump's family, friends and lapdogs. My
favorites include Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife
(Ivanka Trump), Aide de
Kampf (Jared Kushner), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne
Conway), Koch Addict (Mitch McConnell), Cruella DeVile
(Betsy DeVos), Paul Ruin (Paul Ryan), Detourney General
(Jeff Sessions) and HUD Ornament
(Ben Carson). We also have
Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump
administration nicknames like Moscow on the Hudson, the
Ogle Office and The White Supremacist House, so please
prepare to be entertained!
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be appropriate for children!).
NOTE: After our captioned pictures of Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper,
there are literally thousands of Donald Trump
nicknames sorted into categories like Senile Trump Nicknames, Trump Sexual Assault Nicknames, Trump
Unusual Coloration Nicknames, Trump Hairdo (and Hair-don't) Nicknames, etc. If
you're looking for something in particular, just keep scrolling down and you're
sure to find it (and a lot more)!
Q: What do you call it when a Man-Baby takes over the American government?
A: Coup d'Tot!
The Incredible Shrinking President uses the world's smallest pen and desk to sign
his latest dick-tatorial proclamations. The women pictured are nannies beseeching the
Boy Blunder to take a nap and stop bullying the world, but
the Terroristic Man-Toddler will have none of that! Bratman believes in ACTION! According to CIA Director Mike Pompeo, the
mADD Man-Imp prefers his "intelligence" to be delivered with colorful
pie charts, maps, pictures, videos and "killer" graphics. In other words, make
military intelligence more entertaining, more exciting, more fun ―like
a CARTOON! Such is the Boychurian Candidate's latest thought bubble! Fortunately the Combover Kid's undersized hands are too tiny, weak and delicate to key in the
nuclear codes, but it's not for his lack of trying to
destroy the world!
Trump's nannies applaud as Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper learns to operate a
safety pen with his
teeny-tiny fingers. The Brooklyn Brat is certainly proud of his "big boy"
accomplishment. But so far no one has been able to potty-train the Boss
Baby's mouth (much less his Twitter account)! Liddle Donnie
Diaperpants was very excited by his unexpected victory in the 2016
presidential election: "And after I had won, everybody was calling me from all
over the world! I never knew we had so many countries!" Yes, and now
Superbrat can do his three favorite things at the same time: cheat at
golf, lie about how good he is at golf, and destroy the world in between putts!
Man-Toddler Trump holds his bottle tightly, with two undersized
infant hands, to avoid spills! The septuagenarian Water Boy ―no,
Water Baby―once belittled bullied Marco Rubio for
needing water while on stage. But even Rubio the Unready was
able to drink water one-handed!
To see how
Trump fulfills Biblical prophecies, just click the hyperlink.
White House insiders have been calling the president Don Corleone
and Dumb Corleone because of his mob boss mentality. His oldest
son Donald Trump Jr. is Fredo (the dumb son who keeps shooting
himself in the foot), while Ivanka is Michael (the smart one).
There is no doubt that Ivanka is the Gaud Father's favorite,
since he gave her a position in his administration along with her husband
Little Lord Fauntleroy. But if Junior is Fredo, wouldn't that
make Senior another Fredo? Better call Puffed Up Daddy and his
eldest son Dumb and Dumber! But where does this name game leave
Eric Trump, another Chip Off The Old Blockhead who may be the dumbest
of them all? Is Eric too dumb to be promoted to Sonny? They
seem to be a trio of Fredos, so call them the All Fredos or
Alfredos for short! But let's not rush to judgment: Bill Maher
has compared the Trump brothers to another ill-begotten duo: Uday and Qusay
Hussein. That would make their father So Damn Insane, and it
certainly seems to suit him.
The Top Ten Donald Trump Jr. nicknames ...
Son of Drumpf
Donald Drumpfkopf the Lesser
The Good Boy (Donald Trump Sr.)
PonyboyThe Boy Blunder and
Take your pick:
Putin's Puppet / Puppy / Proxy / Protégé / Poodle / Lapdog
Fredo Corleone and Frito Corleone and Fraido (because like Fredo he's afraid of
The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he
would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed)
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Currently Rising: Quasi-Dodo
the Hunchback of Notre Shame, after Trump curtsied
submissively before the Saudi king in his first official act as an American
president abroad. The Big Dipper dropped a pretty little curtsey (for a Shambling
Sasquatch, that is) while receiving the
Gilded Collar of King Salman Abdulaziz al-Saud. This, after Two-Faced Trump had blasted
President Obama for a much more dignified and reserved half-bow several years before, tweeting
at the time: "Do we want a President who bows to the Saudis?" A meek little
curtsey, however prettily delivered, is far less presidential than a half-bow, so let's add Hippo-CRAZY, The Hissy-Fit Hypocrite and the Hypocritic
Oaf to our ever-expanding list of Trump nicknames.
Trump Sexual Assault Nicknames ...
Serial Feeler — see
Donald Trump's War on Women
The Great Gropesby (Michael R. Burch)
Donald DeGonad (Bob Corker accused Trump of publicly castrating Rex Tillerson!)
Feel Marshall Trump (Michael R. Burch)
Julius Seize Her (Michael R. Burch)
Seize Her Disgustus (Michael R. Burch)
Mark Anatomy (Michael R. Burch)
The Roamin' Seizer (Michael R. Burch)
Edward Seizerhands (Michael R. Burch)
Throat ("Donald Trump is his own Deep Throat. He's Creep Throat." ―Seth
"Yay for us! We just robbed 23 million Americans of their healthcare and 53
million of protection from discrimination for preexisting conditions! We are the Winners, and who
the hell cares about the losers?" (And why is Trump cheering a bill that he
would later call "mean, mean, mean" in private?)
Mitch McConnell, the Hyperactive Death Hamster, keeps vigorously pedaling the TrumpCare wheel of doom.
Mitch the Snitch wants to snatch healthcare away from millions of Americans as
quickly as possible. "This is just the beginning!" he squeaked happily at the
thought of so much suffering and death, "Look, we can't let this moment slip
by!" Why? Because "with a surprise election comes great opportunities to do
things we never thought were possible!"
The Top Ten
Mitch McConnell Nicknames ...
The Turtle (Jon Stewart) and
The Napping Turtle (Michael R. Burch)
Shirknado and Shirknerdough (Michael R. Burch)
The Hyperactive Death Hamster
The Lethal Chipmunk
Angry Cheek Pouches
Koch Addict (Michael
Mitch McConHell (Michael R. Burch)
Mitch the Snitch /
Mitch the Bitch /
Mitch the Snitch-Bitch /
Mitch the Glitch /
Mitch the Twitch /
Mitch the Shitz /
Mitch the Fritz /
Mitch Switch Bait /
Pitchman Mitch /
Ditch McConnell (as we all should!)
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Have no fear, Acting President Jared Kushner is here! Cushy Kushner makes all the
major decisions while Truant Trump tweets, poses for photo-ops,
gropes women's genitals, sentences babies and grannies to death, cheats at golf,
then brags about his "accomplishments"
and campaigns for reelection.
We can all breathe a sigh of relief because Jared " Jarhead"
Kushner is at the ISIS front, using his real-estate negotiation skills to
counsel our enemies and console our troops!
The Top Ten
Jared Kushner Nicknames ... Vanilla ISIS
Ralph Lauren of Arabia (@ChannelTrump)
Cushy Kushner and
Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL)
Aide de Kampf
(Michael R. Burch)
Puppet and Putin's Protégé
Complete Fucking Idiot (Samantha Bee)
Little Lord Fauntleroy (Duratti on
Channel 666 (Jared Kushner and his wife, Ivanka
Trump, own the most expensive single building in the U.S. at 666
Fifth Avenue, purchased for $1.8 billion or 6+6+6 billion)
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The Top Ten
Ivanka Trump Nicknames ...
Trophy Daughter and
The First Lady-Daughter
Ivanka Wanker (I Wanna Wank Her)
Ivanka Spanker (I Wanna Spank Her)
The Norwegian Wood Inducer
Kushner's Cush Toy
The Favorite and
The Hot One
The Smart One and
Michael (after Michael Corleone, "the
smart one" in the Godfather movies)
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Ivanka Trump Nicknames
The Top Ten
Melania Trump nicknames ...
Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd)
Third Lady (after Ivana Trump and Marla Maples)
The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan)
The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley)
The Man-Baby Sitter and
The Trump Sitter
Trump Swatter (after she slapped her husband's hand away on an airport runway in
The Apprentice Bride and
Bride of Trumpenstein
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Trump Administration, Cabinet, Supporter, Follower and Lapdog Nicknames ...
The Romper Room (after Trump attorney Ty Cobb said that he and General
Kelly are "the only adults in the room" at the White House)
Moscow on the Hudson
The Adult Day Care Center (after Senator Bob Corker used those words, pointing
out that Trump requires adult supervision!)
The Ogle Office
Grassroots Hobbits (Steve Bannon) The Island of Misfit Toys (Steve Bannon, describing the Trump campaign)
Sinking Ship of State (Steve Bannon)
(Republican Senator Bob Corker)
President Beavis and the Buttheads
The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
The Grifters (Valerie Plame)
Amoral Flying Monkeys
Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right Swamp ( Vogue)
Tweety and the TwitsThe Kremlin Gremlins
The Far Slide
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The Lords of Misrule
Amateur Hour at
the White House (Michael R. Burch)
Hitler and the Whigs
Blingtime for Hitler (Michael R. Burch)
Trump-Pence None the
Retcher (Michael R. Burch)
The White Supremacist House (Michael R. Burch)
The West Wing Sexual Assault Emporium
(Michael R. Burch)
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Damien Trump Stepford Wives
meet Pope Francis, who is obviously uncomfortable in the presence of
such Darkness and angles his cross slightly to keep them at bay!
Trump Family Nicknames ...
Scamalot (pun on Camelot and the Kennedy family)
The Brooklyn Hillbullies (Michael R.
Donald Duck Dynasty
The Cluster Schmucks (Michael R.
The Four Norsemen of the Trumpocalypse (Michael R.
The Cold OnesThe Children of the Corn
Donald and the Douchebags
Hitler's Revenge on the United
Poor Little Bitch
The Bitches of Eastwick
Marco Roboto First-Lady-Daughter, Ivanka
Trump ... talk about uncomfortable!
Immature Trump Nicknames ...
The Alpha Male Crybaby (George F. Will)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
Boss Baby Trump
Little Trump (Newt Gingrich: "The little Trump is frankly pathetic.")
The Boy Blunder
The Boychurian Candidate (Michael R. Burch, a pun on Manchurian
Bratworst (pun on "bratwurst")
The Brooklyn Brat
The Combover Kid
Donald the Menace
The Kindergarten Fop (Michael R. Burch)
The Imperious Adolescent (Doug Elmets)
An Inconvenient Youth (Michael R. Burch)
The Infantalist (David Brooks)
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)
Small Hands Trump Nicknames ...
Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Graydon Carter)
Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Diddlefingers (Michael R. Burch)
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Senile Trump Nicknames
The Walking Talking Basket Case
Mentally Deranged Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
Lunatic Old Man (Korean Central News Agency)
The Doddering Demagogue
Flabby Trump Nicknames ...
Fat Blabby (Lewis Black)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
The Great Gutsby (Michael R. Burch)
Porky Pig and
The New York Pork Dork (because Trump and his companies have taken so much "pork"
from federal, state and local governments)
King Gorge (Michael R. Burch)
Big Donald (coined by Marco Rubio) and Pig Donald (a variation coined by
Trump Apocalypse Nicknames ...
Duke Nuke 'Em
The Fourth Dorkman of the Apocalypse (Michael R. Burch)
THE BEAST (the prophets of the Bible)
Little Horn (the prophets of the Bible)
The Trump of Doom (the prophets of the Bible)
Damien Trump (after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies)
The Tenfold Terminator — see
The Great Whore of Babble-On Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
Trump Hairdo (and Hair-don't) Nicknames ...
The Combover Kid
Mr. Wiggy Piggy
Mr. Wiggly Piggly
Hair Hitler (pun on Herr Hitler)
Hair Furor (pun on Herr Fuhrer)
Mein Hair (pun on Mein Herr)
Dead Wombat Toupée
The Mad Hatter and
The Mad Hater
The Hair Trigger A$$a$$in
The Golden I-Con ("I con 'do it! "I con 'do it! I know I con!")
Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air")
Hair Force One
Trump Fowl & Foul Nicknames ...
Chicken Donald (Martin O'Malley)
The Cuck of the Walk (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Chickenheart Booster Hogburn
Trump Gold and Money Nicknames ...
The Gold Flake (Michael R. Burch)
The Gold Bug
The Gold Digger
The Gold Rigger
The Shillsbury Doughboy
Golden Wrecking Ball (Sarah Palin, who was trying to be funny,
but ended up being all too accurate ... so sad!) not
Gold Faithful (Trump worships gold and erupts with anger on a regular basis)
Mr. Golden Shower
The Gold Star Insulter (after Trump insulted a Gold Star family who lost a son
who was defending his country)
The Golden Calf of Doom
The Keeper of the Golden Commode
Trump Swamp Nicknames ...
The Swamp StockerCreature from the Orange Lagoon
The Gold Man Sucks President (after Trump "drained the swamp" only to stock it
with his crocodilian Goldman Sachs donors)
The Swamp Drainer
SALESMANBig Agenda Trump
The Vulture Crapitalist
Trump Leak Nicknames ...
The Perpetual Fountain of Lies (Charles M. Blow)
Old Unfaithful ("When Trump's lips are moving, lies are spouting regular as
clockwork."―Michael R. Burch)
The Leak Sneak
Trump Golf Nicknames ....
The Caddy Hack
The Caddy Hacker
The Fast & The Furious Vacationer (the Trumpster interrupted his 17-day golf
vacation to start WWIII, then quickly resumed hacking)
The Dorf Golfer (Dorf was a Tim Conway character in a famous skit "Dorf on
Trump Dictator (Dick-Tater?) and Fascist Nicknames ...
The New Furor
The Apprentice Führer (Ben Judah)
The Tin-Pot Despot (Nicholas Kristof)
Tsar Ridickulous (by Michael R. Burch, a pun on Tsar Nicholas)
Tsarzan (by Michael R. Burch)
Genghis Con (Michael R. Burch)
Genghis Can't and Ganghis Cant (Michael R. Burch)
Il Douche and Ill Douche
The Mandarin Candidate
Kremlingate/Comeygate/Russiagate/Putingate/Votergate Nicknames ...
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
The Siberian Candidate
Putin's Useful Idiot
Putin's C*ck-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
Lavrov's Dog (pun on Pavlov's Dog)
Putin's Pampered Poodle
Colorful Trump Nicknames ...
Gingervitis (Michael R. Burch)
Tangerine Tornado (SNL's Church Lady, played by Dana Carvey)
The Fanta Menace
Orange Julius and Orange Foolius
Orangutan and OranguTang
Apricot Poll Pot
Cheesy Trump Nicknames ...
Cheez Doodle (Maureen Dowd)
Cheeto-in-Chief (also Cheato-in-Chief)
The Big Cheeto
The Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto von Tweeto
Desperate Cheeto (Randy Rainbow)
Grabby Braggadocios Creep-o (Randy Rainbow)
Crabby Unproductive Creep-o (Randy Rainbow)
Space Cadet Trump Nicknames ....
The Wrath of Con
Doom Emperor Trump
The Fanta Menace
Trump Movie Star Nicknames ...
Trump Superhero Nicknames ...
The Loan Deranger
The Incredible Bulk
Captain James T. Smirk
(pun on Captain Courageous) Captain
Boldfinger (Michael R. Burch)
Optimus Grime (Michael R. Burch)
The Toxic Avenger
Sir Leakalot (Michael R. Burch)
Trump Tweet Nicknames ...
Trump Ego, Lies and Cons Nicknames ...
King of the Whoppers
The Abominable Showman
P. T. Burn 'Em
Pander Bear and
Pander Hair (Elizabeth Harris Burch)
The Human Vanity Mirror (Michael R. Burch)
The Abominable Dough-Man
Don the Con
The Lyin' King (pun on "Lion King")
The King of Fake News
Trump Hypocrisy Nicknames ...
The HIPPO-crit (Trump criticizes everyone else at the drop of a hat ―for
instance, overweight women―but the YUGE tub of lard never looks in the mirror)
The Hypocritic Oaf (Michael R.
Mob Boss Trump Nicknames ...
The Gaud Father
The Goad Farther
Robert de Sneero
Vincent von Gouge
Trump Inferno and Climate Nicknames ...
The Glowering Inferno
Dumb-ster Fire (Michael R. Burch)
Bonfire of the Insanities (Michael R. Burch)
Ole King Coal (after Trump threatened to pull out of the Paris Accord on Climate Change)
The Climate Primate
Trump Clown Nicknames ...
Fuckface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
The Clown Prince
Ronald McDonald Trump Bozo (Michael R. Burch)
Scrooge Grinch McGrump
The Oompa Loompa of Doom (Chris Riddell)
The Greatest Showboat on Earth (Michael R. Burch)
The Fraud-U-Lent President
Racist Trump Nicknames ...
The Ritz Cracker
President Snowflake (emphasis on "flake")
The Alt-Right Blight Inciter
The Kloset Klansman
New and Currently Rising Trump Nicknames ...
A piece of SHIT and an embarrassment to humankind (Reza Aslan)
The Illusionist (after the Drudge Report called it an "illusion" that Trump is a
President Whiny-Ass Bitch
Unfathomably Despicable Racist (Bill Pruitt, a former producer of The
Apprentice, said Donald Trump made "unfathomably despicable" racist
comments on the set of the show.)
Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
Lord of the Lies
The Queens Quisling
The Crooklyn Cuck
El Cid Vicious
The King of Queens
The Grim Weeper
God's Gift to Comedy (Jerry Seinfeld)
The Prim Reaper
The Great Divider
The Heeler (The alt-right has a new rallying cry: "Heil Heeler!")
Rascalnikov (a pun on the name of the downward-spiraling criminal in Crime
POTUS ↔ Toilet POT U.S.
Hocus Pocus POTUS (Michael R. Burch)
The Whim-Sickle President
Smarm Bro (will Smarm Bro pardon Pharma Bro?)
The So-Called President (LeBron James)
The Pariah (Kevin Durant said "We don't f*ck with him.")
Donnie John (Tina Fey)
The Creepy Crawler (Hillary Clinton said Trump made her skin crawl during their
Race-Baiting Xenophobic Religious Bigot (Lindsey Graham)
Sir Bestalot, the Shining Knight of White Supremacy (former KKK Grand Wizard
David Duke called Trump "the best of the lot")
MAN WITH A KLAN ( The New Yorker, in an article about Trump's ties to
white supremacists, including David Duke)
The Grand Lizard
The Ham-Handed Amateur (James Thurber)
The Hysteric (Vladimir Putin, who rebuked the Trump administration's
The Fringe Benefiter (Michael R. Burch)
Human Abortion (Mike Fernandez, a billionaire GOP mega-donor)
The Cruelest and Pettiest President Ever (George Takei, who played Sulu in the
original Star Trek series)
The Colossal Scandal (David Remnick)
Daddy Whorebucks (richismo)
The Grifter (Valerie Plame)
Deaf Con One (Trump is deaf to his own stupidity and his cons are bringing us
closer and closer to war: Defcon One)
Mr. Rushmore (Trump claims that he is second only to Lincoln and ready for
enshrinement on Mt. Rushmore, after six months!)
The Fecal Point (yes, Trump is the focal point, but it's because he keeps
exposing his enormous ass in public)
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