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Jim Jordan Nicknames
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Jim Jordan Jokes

This page contains the best Jim Jordan nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Jim Jordan nicknames and jokes have been coined by Marjorie Taylor Greene, John Boehner, Lawrence O’Donnell, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogan: "He may get a pardon, so vote for Jim Jordan!"

There are more Jim Jordan jokes after the nicknames.

The Top Ten Jim Jordan Nicknames, Plus a Few

Gym Jordan
Gym Pardon (Michael R. Burch)
Jarring Jim Jordan

The Fool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
The Tool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
King of the Congressional Morons (after Vanity Fair)

Gerrymandered-into-relevance Ohio MAGA standard bearer Jim Jordan (Jason Weisberger)

Hot Air Jordan
Blare Jordan
Snare Jordan
Airhead Jordan

Clown (Twitter)
Joke (The Lincoln Project)
Meathead (Jimmy Kimmel)
Brain Dead Lunk (Daily Kos)
Buffoon (Lawrence O’Donnell)

To be more exact, Lawrence O’Donnell called Jim Jordan "the Chief Republican buffoon on the House Judiciary Committee."

Legislative Terrorist (John Boehner)
The Fourth Stooge (Michael R. Burch)

Jim Jordan is the Fourth Stooge, after Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. But to be fair, it's very hard to compete with such incompetence, and we mustn't fault JJ when he's trying so hard!

Dudley Do-Wrong
Dip Van Winkle (he's anti-woke)
Little Bitch (Marjorie Taylor Greene)
QAnon King
Reverse Paul Revere (Stephen Colbert)
Hick from the Styx
Shaved Ape from Ohio (Jimmy Kimmel)
Transphobic Trailer Trash
Failed Trailer Park Pimp
Winnebago Wagonmaster
King of the Double-Wides

The MAGAmaniac
The MAGAlogue
The Crow-MAGA-non (Michael R. Burch)
Mr. MAGAspeak

Congress Worm (Jimmy Kimmel)
Kangaroo Committee Lynchmaster
Mini Trump
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

Jim Jordan Jokes

Jim Jordan is a Joke. (The Lincoln Project)

Jim Jordan is a joke: odd, but not amusing.

After Jim Jordan badgered Dr. Anthony Fauci with relentless questions about when Americans will stop having their freedom and liberties “assaulted,” during his next monologue Jimmy Kimmel asked, “You know who else was assaulted? Those wrestlers when you were their coach at Ohio State. I guess you didn’t notice that, but go on.” Kimmel concluded, “Dr. Fauci, this guy has been doing this forever. He’s giving his very educated opinions. The closest Jim Jordan ever got to an infectious disease is contracting scabies on a wrestling mat.”

Jim Jordan Quotes

On April 30, 2013, Jim Jordan told Tony Perkins, the leader of the Family Research Council, an anti-gay hate group, that the Obama administration was trying to "buy up all the ammunition" as part of a plan to negate the 2nd Amendment and limit the freedom of gun owners!

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