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This page contains the best Roger Stone nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, along with choice nicknames for Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Anthony Scaramucci, Mitch McConnell, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Hope Hicks, Judge Roy Moore, Kellyanne Conway, Michael Cohen, Brett Kavanaugh and other Trump family, friends, associates and lapdogs.

Roger Stone nicknames have been coined by Donald Trump, Jack Anderson, Elizabeth Burke, Jim Cavanaugh, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Roger Stone himself, and The Village Voice.

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Roger Stone aka The Prince of Darkness had best stay in the shadows or he may begin to evaporate!

The Top Ten Roger Stone Nicknames

The Prince of Darkness (a nickname he reportedly likes)
Agent Provocateur (Roger Stone himself)
Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch)
RICO Suave (Barbara McQuade said a RICO indictment is possible)
The Gaud Father (Michael R. Burch)
Trump's Svengali
Stone Cold Loser (Donald Trump) and Stone Cold Stupid
Dirty Trickster (Jack Anderson and Elizabeth Burke)
Roger Dodger the Artful Codger
A Tempest in Search of a Teapot (former ATF agent-in-charge Jim Cavanaugh, who called Stone's arrest "textbook perfect")

More Roger Stone Nicknames

Trump's Knee-Capper
Hands of Stone
No Mas
Roger "Glands of Stone"

The GRUsome Hitman
Political Trickster
Black Arts Trickster
Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews)
Republican Gadfly (Rachel Maddow)
The Most Dangerous Person in America Today (The Village Voice)
Defiant Dirtbag (A. B. Stoddard)
Roger Groveler

For all his defiance, Roger Stone groveled before Federal Judge Amy Berman Jackson after he published a picture of her with crosshairs in the background and risked having his bail revoked.

Mr. Perma-Tan
Trump's Tanning Bed Buddy
Orange-You-Tan Examining Its Own Feces
Feces-Slinging Howler Monkey

Munster's Grandpa
Uncle Fester
Vampire Le Shat
Vlad Tepid
Boris Faroff

Roger Stone looks like an albino vampire spraypainted orange with defective bronzer.

The Lobbyist
Bottom-Feeding Lobbyist
Bad Data
The Godfather
The Scandal-Monger

Sock-Hating Nixon Fan (he has a tattoo of Nixon on his back and hates to wear socks)
The Septuagenarian Swinger
The Silent Stoolie (Stone has refused to testify against Trump)
Professional Lord of Mischief
State of the Art Sleazeball
Boastful Black Prince of Sleaze
The Self Immolator
The Arsonist
The Anarchist
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Walking Credibility Gap (Mother Jones)
Tricky Roger Stone
Stonewall Hackson
Loose Lips

The federal judge, Amy Berman Jackson, who threatened Roger Stone with a gag order warned him, in effect, that "loose lips sink ships" and that Robert Mueller could uses Stone's big mouth against him.

Roger Stone and Paul Manafort once joined forces to operate the so-called Torturer's Lobby with clients, jointly or severally, like Ferdinand Marcos, Viktor Yanukovych, Jonas Savimbi, Mobutu Sese Seko, Siad Barre, Sani Abacha and the government of Saudi Arabia.

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