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Hope Hicks Nicknames

This page contains the best Hope Hicks nicknames that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself, along with some choice nicknames for Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Anthony Scaramucci, Mitch McConnell, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Judge Roy Moore, Kellyanne Conway and other Trump family, friends, associates and lapdogs ...

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Is sexy Hope Hicks the "It Girl" of Trump's dreams? So it seemed, until she committed the unforgivable sin in Trump's eyes. Trump wasn't upset that she had lied, but he was furious that she admitted lying to Congress. According to Erin Burnett, Trump berated Hopeless Hope, calling her "stupid" for telling the truth about her white lies, and that's the reason she became a "Puddle of Tears" and resigned. Hope had been called Trump's "Real Daughter" with Ivanka being his "Real Wife" and the "Real First Lady" according to White House insiders. If so, it's worth noting that Trump called both his daughters a "Piece of Ass" or a "Piece of Tail." When Howard Stern asked Trump if it was okay to call Ivanka a "piece of ass," Trump told him to go ahead. Later, Trump called Hope the "best piece of tail" his former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski had ever had. Such a charmer, that Trump!

Top Ten Hope Hicks Nicknames ... Oh Hell, Make It a Baker's Dozen!

Tricky Hicky (she admitted telling "white lies" to protect her Sugar Daddy)
Huckster Hicks
Hopeless Hicks, Hopeless Hope and Hopeless Liar
Hicks from the Sticks (Michael R. Burch) and Hicks from the Styx (Michael R. Burch)
The Hickster
Hopester (Donald Trump) and Hopie (Donald Trump)
Piece of Tail (Donald Trump, per Michael Wolff) and Stupid (Trump, after she admitted lying to Congress)
Stupid Piece of Tail (Trump, after putting it all together)
The Press Dreck-retary  (Michael R. Burch)
The Stupor Model (Michael R. Burch), The Duper Model (Michael R. Burch) and The Super Muddle (Michael R. Burch)
The High Schooler (John F. Kelly)
The Stepford Factotum (Michael Wolff, GQ)
Hippy Hicks and Hipster Hicks

According to Michael Wolff, alpha chauvinist Donald Trump told Hope Hicks that she was the "best piece of tail" his former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski would ever have. But that's okay, since Trump told Howard Stern it was okay to call his daughter Ivanka a "piece of ass."

Dishonorable Mention: The Spin Mistress, The Spinster, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Little White Liar, Trump's Nanny, Trump's Diaper Changer, Keeper of the Golden Pacifier, Trump's Protectress, Trump's Security Blanket, Mistress of Darkness, Spokestoady, The Female Scaramucci, The Gatekeeper, The Grate Keeper, Donald's Flame, The Trump Enabler, The Trump Whisperer, The Trump Hisser, The Cipher, The Untouchable Hope Hicks (POLITICO), Hope Against Hope (The New Yorker), The Loyalist, Female Loki, MedUSA, Snake Goddess, Gossip Girl (she did a cover for Gossip Girl), The "It" Girl, The Shit Girl, Vague Girl (she appeared in Vogue), The Super Duper Model (Michael R. Burch), Trump's Surrogate Daughter, Trump's Real Daughter (Michael Wolff), Trump's Third Daughter, First Babe, Trump's Right-Hand Girl, Lewandowski's Flame, The Walking Dead (her mother said, "She has no life!"), Hopey-Changey Girl, Dumb as a Stone (Steve Bannon, after hearing about the now-infamous Donald Trump Jr. "Russian adoption" email), Dopey Hopie, Trump's Temptress, The Cover Girl, The Under-the-Covers Girl, The Ultimate Trump Insider, The Ultimate Inside-Her, The Ultimate Inciter, Pity Party Girl, Shitty Party Girl, Slinky, Pickup Hicks, Trump's Chief Media Handler (GQ), Trump's Constant Shadow, The World's Worst PR Person (Donald Trump), The Novice, Rob Porter's Main Squeeze, Pick-Up Styx, Trump's Cerberus, Trump's De Facto Daughter, Sugar Daughter, Ivanka Lite, Lil' White Liar, The Uncommunicative Communications Director, The Speechless Spokesperson (Michael R. Burch), The Hack Hoaxer, Grope Dicks (Allan Ishac)

Hope Hicks Quotes

President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.—Hope Hicks (infectious like the bubonic plague?)
I don't do well in plaid.—Hope Hicks
I'm not ready to decide if modeling is what I want to do with my life.—Hope Hicks
I could really see myself in politics. Who knows?—Hope Hicks (according to GQ, the former model is now the most powerful person in Washington)
Hope is feared and revered in the West Wing.Kellyanne Conway (who is merely weird)

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