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Attorney General William P. Barr nicknames:

Ironslide
Raymond Barr
Raymond Blur

William P. Barr is like Robert T. Ironside gone over to the dark side of the force. Ironside was played by Raymond Burr, a William Barr lookalike. William Barr also resembles Shrek, Fred Flintstone and John Goodman. Jimmy Kimmel said Barr looks like Elton John after conversion therapy.

Trump's Detourney General
Trump's Enabler General
The In-credible Shrinking Attorney General
General Barr
General Disaster
General Coverup
Coverup-General Barr (William Safire)

In 1992, William Safire called William Barr "Coverup-General Barr" because of his role in burying evidence of President George H. W. Bush’s involvement in "Iraqgate" and "Iran-Contra-Gate."

Leader of the Fee World
Impeder of the Free World
Trump's Roy Cohn
The Cohnhead
Trump's Personal Attorney
Trump's Personal A$$ki$$er
Trump's Hostage Taker

Former federal prosecutor Gene Rossi said Rod Rosenstein looked like a "hostage" as he stood behind William Barr at the press conference where Barr applied Trumpian spin to his redacted version of the Robert Mueller report. Associate Deputy Attorney General Ed O’Callaghan also flanked Barr and was presumably there for "moral" support. Robert Mueller himself apparently wanted nothing to do with the charade.


The RED Actor
Putin's REDacter
Putin's Cherry Picker
Putin's Puppet
Mr. Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Redact All Evil

A true government never tells (followed by Dr. Evil laugh).—Trevor Noah
With all that stuff missing, it's going to read like an investigative Mad Libs.—Stephen Colbert

Mr. ReBUTTal

Who issues a rebuttal of a "complete exoneration"?

The Color Coder

This is nice: William Barr is letting Don Jr. do all the coloring!—Jimmy Kimmel
Obviously yellow will be used for the pee tape.—Trevor Noah


Human Hefty Bag
H.R. Puff-n-Stuff
White Collar Fred Flintstone (Stephen Colbert alter ego)
Shred Flinstone
Bad Shrek
Mr. Cliff Notes

A beautiful conclusion. I haven't seen the report.—Seth Meyers quoting Donald Trump

The Theocrat
The Lawless A.G.
The Grifter A.G.
The Coverup King

Hey Congress. William Barr here. You might want to sit down for this one. I'm writing almost four pages. My conclusion is that Trump's free as a whistle.—Aidy Bryant, SNL

Robber Baron
Slobber Baron
Head of the Department of Injustice
Chief Injustice
The Grand Collusionist
Baghdad Bill Barr (Brian Williams)

Brian Williams compared Bill Barr to Baghdad Bob, a notorious Iraqi propagandist whose real name is Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. Baghdad Bob kept promising that American troops would surrender to Iraqi forces, right up to the day of his last public broadcast as Iraq's information minister. Apparently the "surrendering" American soldiers captured him and put him out of business. Baghdad Bob claimed to have had "authentic sources—many authentic sources" and to be a "professional" just doing his job. But he was a mouthpiece for Saddam Hussein, just as William Barr now parrots whatever his boss says and tweets.

Mr. Redaction

I came, I saw, I redacted.

Pound Cake
Mr. "In for a penny, in for a pound"

The Arsonist

Barr has lit his reputation on fire.—The Washington Post

Katey Barr the Door
The Barrister
Bill Barr
Barr Bill
Trump's Barr Stool
Trump's Barr Stoolie
Trump's Barr Keep
Trump's Barr Tender
The Barr Room Brawler
The Barr Hop
The Barr Hopper

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