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This page contains the best Mark Meadows nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, and a few that I came up with myself ...

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Mark Meadows is called The Cold One because he's so pale he makes vampires seem positively ruddy. He's also much creepier than Count Dracula.

Mark Meadows, aka Scary Poppins, is Trump's latest nanny. But the first time he errs and incurs Trump's childish wrath, he will forevermore be known as Nanny Boo-Boo.

With Michael Cohen in prison, John Kelly retired, Rudy Giuliani apparently senile, and Mick Mulvaney banished to the outer darkness of Northern Ireland,
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper desperately needed a new Fixer. And because Mark the Narc had successfully neutered the US government in 2013 by shutting it down, he was the logical choice. Who better to complete the castration of American democracy than the ultimate Trump Toady, Mark Meadows?

Mark Meadows, better known as Triple-K, insists: "I'm not a racist, just superior!" Furthermore, in his own words, he has "a black friend." One entire, whole black friend! Who'da thunk it? Never mind that he tried with all his white supremacist might to have President Obama "sent back" to Kenya. That's not racism, it's supremacy!

The Top Ten Mark Meadows Nicknames

The Cold One
Trump's Fixer
The Right-Wing Nutjob
Idiot (John Boehner)
Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo (Michael R. Burch)
Scary Poppins (Michael R. Burch)
Easy Mark
The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch)
Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch)
Fat Nerd (coined by Mark Meadows himself)

We will always be able to tell Trump's mood by Mark Meadows' position; either he'll be having his ass soundly kicked, or he'll be brownnosing Trump's with tremendous gusto:

Trump's Toady (Michael R. Burch)
The Brownnoser
Hard Duty
Hazardous Booty
Human Enema

Triple-K
Poster Boy for White Supremacism

The Earl of Sandwich (he owned a sandwich shop)
Meadowlark Lemon (as in a very bad deal)
Meadowlark Mark (Michael R. Burch)

The Temp (Michael R. Burch, because Trump nannies never last long)
Acting President Meadows (at least until the next Trump tantrum)

Mark the Narc
Mark the Shark
Mark the Snark
Mark the Knife, a pun on "Mack the Knife"
Mark Antoinette ("Let them eat cake!")
Muckmaster Mark (Michael R. Burch)
Mark Muckup
The Suckup
The Fuckup (Donald Trump)

Darth Leprechaun
Darth Hater
Dark Mark
Dark Money Mark
Porky Prig

Mr. Moneybags
Easy Mark
Easy Money Mark


The Zookeeper
Kindergarten Cop
Kindergarten Kop
Wet Nurse Ratched

Strike Four (following Priebus, Kelly and Mulvaney)
Bottom of the Barrel
D.C. Dregs

The Trump Whisperer
The Trump Hisser
Trump's Enabler
Trump's Fixer
The Wall Nut

Mark Meadows is the co-founder of the euphemistically-named Freedom Caucus and Trump's latest nanny, er, White House Chief of Staff.

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