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Joe Biden Nicknames
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Joe Biden Jokes

This page contains the best Joe Biden nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Joe Biden nicknames and jokes have been coined by Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers.

The Top Ten Joe Biden Nicknames, Plus a Few

Scranton Joe
Scrap Iron (Michael R. Burch)
The Scranton Scrapper (Michael R. Burch)
Stridin' Joe Biden (Michael R. Burch)
46 (i.e., the 46th President of the United States)
Family Man Joe
Papa Joe
Amtrak Joe

Joe Biden was given the nickname Amtrak Joe after travelling by train every day to commute between Washington D.C. and his home in Delaware. Tragically, he lost his wife and daughter in a car crash in 1972 and was then sworn into the Senate by his son’s hospital bedside. For the next 36 years he reportedly took the train every day to be home with his sons.

MoJoe Biden
Cup of Joe
Common Sense Joe
Sleepy Joe (Donald Trump, who sleeps and plays golf far more than he "works")

Where the hell are they hidin'
Sleepy Joe Biden?
And how the hell can the bleep
do so much in his sleep?
—Michael R. Burch

Slow Joe and Slow But Steady Joe
Joe Hiden' (Donald Trump)
Awesome Joe (Biden's humorous response to the "Sleepy Joe" nickname)
Quid Pro Joe (Donald Trump aka Swamp Critter)

Donald Trump Nicknames Coined by Joe Biden

President Tweety (what a burn!)
Bunker Boy

Joe Biden Jokes

At last there's some good news to report. Trump has finally found a truly impenetrable wall. His name is Joe Biden. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

This is a brief instructional guide for Trump on how to go after Joe Biden: 1. DON'T

After the public spanking Trump took from Joe Biden, his next book will be titled The Art of the Kneel, the Squeal and the Plaintive Appeal.―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Joe Biden Quotes

I'm running for president because I think that, with a lot of help, I can stem the tide of this slide and restore America’s leadership in the world and change our priorities. I will argue that my experience and my track record — both on the foreign and domestic side — put me in a position to be able to do that. — Joe Biden

The fabric of our complex society is woven too tightly to permit any part of it to be damaged without damaging the whole. — Joe Biden

I pledge to be a President who seeks not to divide, but to unify. — Joe Biden

My own father had always said the measure of a man wasn't how many times or how hard he got knocked down, but how fast he got back up. — Joe Biden

There is no more consequential challenge that we must meet in the next decade than the onrushing climate crisis. Left unchecked, it is literally an existential threat to the health of our planet and to our very survival. — Joe Biden

Trump and Pence are running on this and I find it fascinating, quote, "You won't be safe in Joe Biden's America." And what's their proof? The violence we're seeing in Donald Trump's America. These are not images of some imagined "Joe Biden America" in the future. These are images of Donald Trump's America today. He keeps telling you if only he was president, it wouldn't happen, if he was president. He keeps telling us that if he was president, you'd feel safe. Well, he is president, whether he knows it or not. And it is happening. It's getting worse and you know why. Because Donald Trump adds fuel to every fire. — Joe Biden

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