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This page contains the best Kevin McCarthy nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Kevin McCarthy nicknames and jokes have been coined by Donald tRUMP, Kim Jong-un, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogan: "Vote for the new McCarthyism, same as the old  McCarthyism!"

There are more Kevin McCarthy jokes after the nicknames.

The Top Ten Kevin McCarthy Nicknames, Plus a Few

Speaker of the Mouse
Speaker of the Oust (Stephen Colbert)
Tweaker of the House (Jimmy Kimmel)
Sneaker of the House

Rep. Tim Burchett accused the Sneaker of the House of sucker punching him with a kidney shot that still hurt days later.

Squeaker of the Mouse (Michael R. Burch)
Sneaker of the Louse (Michael R. Burch)

The louse in question being tRUMP.

MAGA Mouthpiece
Obsequious Weasel (Michael R. Burch)
Cave-In McCarthy
Cave Man

"I've had it with this guy. What he did is unacceptable. Nobody can defend that, and nobody should defend it," McCarthy said on January 10 after Trump's failed coup. But of course McCarthy did cave in and defend Trump.

In the Marvel Universe, Kevin McCarthy would be Cave Man, with the ability to cave under the slightest pressure, or even with no pressure at all!


Sad-Atar (Stephen Colbert, a pun on Avatar and its spectacles)
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed" (Michael Schaeffer of Politico)
"Dumb and annoyingly needy" (Donald Trump, according to Jonathan Lemire)

Rock'em Sock'em Showbot

Kevin McCarthy is the first Speaker of the House to sucker punch a fellow representative, Tim Burchett.

Kevin McBarfy
Kevin McBarFly
Ambitious Plodder (Michael Gerson of the Washington Post)

McCarthy is "someone difficult for his colleagues to attack because he never had anything remotely interesting to say." — Michael Gerson

Phony Baloney
Baby Carrots
Koch Zero
Albino Weasel
Mr. Malaprop
Hell's a-Revvin' Kevin
Snarky McCarthy
"My Kevin" (Donald Trump)
Coup d'Etat Kevin
Coup d'Tot Kevin
Coup d'Etat McCarthy
Coup d'Tot McCarthy
Moron (Nancy Pelosi)
Moron McCarthy
Tump's Toady
Trump's Human Doormat
Trump's Human Rubber Stamp
Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un)
Mini Trump (Kevin McCarthy)
The MAGAmaniac
Little Mr. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

Kevin McCarthy Jokes

Kevin McCarthy's sad attempts to sell his soul in order to get elected Speaker of the House resulted in a slew of jokes...

Stephen Colbert depicted McCarthy as a cast member in the second Avatar movie and dubbed him “Sad-Atar” while calling his soul-selling a “seemingly endless, gripping drama and epic spectacle.”

Colbert advised, “Oh Kevin, let it go. Don’t you know one of the things about dreams is sometimes they die? Except for my dream, where you keep losing over and over again!”

Jimmy Kimmel said, “I have to admit it’s fun to watch these animals stabbing each other in the back. It’s like House of Cards but everyone is Kevin Spacey.”

Kimmel also quipped, “The last time a Kevin felt this abandoned in his house was in the movie Home Alone.”

“Who would have guessed that a bunch of insurrection apologists would have trouble certifying a vote,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just declare he won. Isn’t that how it works in that party?”

Seth Meyers opined that Joe Biden would not intervene, “at least not until it stops being hilarious.”

Meyers mocked McCarthy’s lack of support by observing, “You guys can’t even have a red wave amongst yourselves!”

Jon Stewart tweeted that it was “the best season of CSPAN … ever” as Americans tuned to the channel in order to watch rolling coverage of the House floor as McCarthy lost vote after vote for the speakership.

The Lincoln Project, a group founded by Republicans who oppose Trump, depicted McCarthy next to a lettuce to see whether it would expire before McCarthy’s bid.

Kevin McCarthy Quotes

"I've had it with this guy. What he did is unacceptable. Nobody can defend that, and nobody should defend it," McCarthy said on January 10 after Trump's failed coup. But of course McCarthy did cave in and defend Trump.

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