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Paul Ryan Nicknames

This page contains the best Paul Ryan nicknames that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself.

Paul Ryan nicknames have been coined by Donald Trump, Mitt Romney's staff, George W. Bush, Stephen Colbert, Dan Rather, Steve Bannon, his classmates, and Esquire.

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Paul Ryan, better known as Lyin' Ryan, is the Eddie Munster of American politics. But he's not as harmless as he looks. Paul Ruin is an NRA stooge and lackey who takes blood money in return for protecting gun dealer profits rather than children's lives. Pious Paul is also a fervent protector of the 1% and their interests. Trump's little Enabling Weasel is ever and always up to no good. Aryan Ryan has made millions by catering to white nationalists and their fear of "the other." The Randroid's hero is Ayn Rand and he seems intent on creating a new Dystopia in the United States.

Donald Trump called Paul Ryan a Know-Nothing on the subject of immigration and birth citizenship. (Of course it takes one to know one.) Lyin' and Cryin' Ryan whined that he believes in the Constitu-SHUN , which is why he can deny true equality to women, gays, minorities and non-Christians. Which Know-Nothing will come out on top? Tune into Faux News for a dumbed-down report!

Newsweek called Cryin' Ryan's decision not to run for reelection in 2018 a "Titanic, tectonic shift." We think it was more of a Teuton-ic shift, and perhaps a shaft engineered by Hair Hitler


Top Ten Paul Ryan Nicknames

Lyin' Ryan
Cryin' Ryan
Boy Scout (Donald Trump), Boy Spout, Cub Scout, Club Scout and Brownie (all by Michael R. Burch)
The Know-Nothing (Donald Trump)
Pious Paul
Paul Ruin
Alfalfa and The Little Rascal
Squeaker of the House
Eddie Munster, Beaver Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
The Brown Noser (he was voted "Biggest Brown-Noser" by his graduating class in 1988; today he brown-noses Trump)
Gilligan (allegedly this is what Mitt Romney's campaign staff called Paul Ryan behind his back)

Rising and Trending Paul Ryan Nicknames

Dying Dog (Donald Trump, as quoted by Cliff Sims)
Enabling Weasel (Laura Clawson)
The Fiscal Weasel
Trump's Lap Weasel
Speaker of the Mouse
Aryan Ryan
Rathole (George W. Bush)
House Speaker and Cyborg Learning to Smile Paul Ryan (Stephen Colbert)
Paul "Stonewall" Ryan (because he never gets anything done while stonewalling progress)
Ryan's Nope (Paul Ryan says "nope" to decency, equality, tolerance and justice)

Dishonorable Mention: Weasel Boy, Human Vermin, The Trump Enabler, Trump's Cheerleader (Dan Rather), The Trump Whisperer, Mr. 1%, The A-ryan, Paul Pot (pun on Pol Pot), Paul Pottymouth, The Nana Killer, The Granny Killer, Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver (Charles Pierce of Esquire), Ryan's Hopeless, Blue-Eyed Snidely Whiplash Wannabee, Eddie Haskell's Less Lovable Punk Brother (Michael R. Burch), The Serial Biller, Limp-Dick MF-er (Steve Bannon), NRA Stooge, The Third Stooge, P.D. (his middle name is Davis), Piddles, Puddles, Small-Ball Ryan, Ducknuts, Wisconsin's Worst Export, Little Cheesehead, Ryan Rand (Ayn Rand is his hero), Ayn Ryan, The Randite, The Aryan Ayn Rand Paul, The Randroid, Ryan Roboto, The Paulbot, Paul Borg, Sir Spendalot, The Wear Wolf, The Wallflower, The Stench, The Brander, The Cutter, Cutty Snark, Failin' and Flailin' Ryan, Petty Paul, Petite Paul, Puny Paul, Pitiful Paul, Paulie Walnuts, Fryin' Ryan, Sighin' Ryan, Zion Ryan, The Janesville Juvenile, Neanderthal Paul Ryan, Loser Paul, The Teenage Werewolf, The Cra$$ A$$hole, The Soup Kitchen A$$a$$in, Pampered Paul Ryan, The Irish Undertaker, Professor Ryan, Professor Powerpoint, Darth Ryan, Beetlebrow, Paul Putz, Ryan Retard, Budget Badger, The Janesville Joker, Gabe from the Office, The UberNeuman, Split Romney, Spit Romney, Shit Romney, Mitt Robbed Me, Soup Kitchen Ryan, Milhouse Van Houten, The GOP's Golden Boy, BS Boy, The Mansplainer, Flyin' Ryan, Lame Duck, Lame Ducknuts, The Retiree, Paulie

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