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Katie Britt Nicknames
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This page contains the best Katie Britt nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Katie Britt nicknames and jokes have been coined by SNL, Daily Kos, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Katie Britt campaign slogan: "Alabama first, or (most probably) burst!"

Katie Britt is a Alabama senator who delivered a much-ridiculed “rebuttal” of President Joe Biden’s 2024 State of the Union Address. Britt was trolled by Scarlett Johansson in her SNL cold open after the bizarre Stepfordian speech Britt delivered from her kitchen.

There are Katie Britt jokes and quotes after the nicknames.

The Top Ten Katie Britt Nicknames, Plus a Few

The Craziest Bitch in the Target Parking Lot (Scarlett Johansson on SNL)
Scary Mom (Scarlett Johansson on SNL)
Klan Mom
Scary Klan Mom
Mommy Weirdest (Beth Burch)
Mommy Fearest
Smarm Mom and Smear Marm
Mom-who-would-definitely-take-out-your-kid-so-her-daughter-could-be-head-cheerleader (Daily Kos)
Wicked Witch of the West Wing
Muncher of Munchkins
Scary Poppins (think of her poor children!)

Overactor Reactor (Beth Burch)
Fatal Reaction (Beth Burch, a pun on the movie Fatal Attaction)
Bunny Boiler Britt (Beth Burch)
Alex Forrest Gump (Michael R. Burch)
Glen Close to a Mental Breakdown (Michael R. Burch)
Orphan Annie Wilkes
Katie Bates
"Misery loves Trump's company" Katie Britt
"Ronald Regan before the exorcism" Katie Britt
Jennifer Checked Out
Sissy Spaced Out
Bette Davis Sighs
Mama Mia
Less Glamorous Akasha

The Stepfordian
Schitzy Borden (Michael R. Burch)
The Trump Whisperer
Cobra hissing to the mice, "We care!" (Michael R. Burch)

"Zombie running out of brains to devour" Katie Britt (Michael R. Burch)
Knight of the Living Brain Dead
Seeker of the White Supremacist Hole-y Grail
Protector of the Non-Cocoa Nuts

Alabama (John Fetterman yells "Alabama!' when he sees her)
Minority Slammin' Alabaman (Michael R. Burch)
Alabama Slamorama Mama (Michael R. Burch)
Alabama Mama Pajama
The Sham Alabaman
Alabama Drama Queen (Michael R. Burch)

"Remember the Alabama 'Oh?' and scan your fridge meticulously for illegals!" — Michael R. Burch

The Hellzapoppin' Alabaman
Alabama Burst (her campaign slogan was "Alabama First")

Mama on a Mission (coined by Britt herself)
The Unapologetic Optimist (Last Ditch Mitch McConnell)

When he announced that Katie Britt would give the party response to President Joe Biden's State of the Union Address, Mitch McConnell called Britt “an unapologetic optimist” and said she “wasted no time in becoming a leading voice.” Proving once again how incredibly low the GOP has fallen.

Kitchen Bitchin' Katie
Can't Stand the Heat Katie
"The oven's too hot so my brain is fried" Katie Britt
IRL Kitchen Witch (Beth Burch)
Bereave-US Butthead

Katie Britt’s rebuttal speech will make her the butt of many jokes. — Michael R. Burch

Shady Katie
Compulsive Liar Katie
Brittle Britt
Brittle Barbie
Brittney Fears
Britt Heckland
Britt Dreckland

Witless Britt (Michael R. Burch)
Nitwit Britt (Michael R. Burch)
"Full of Shit" Britt
Calamity Pain
White Supremacist Princess
Queen of the Karens
Yabba Dabba Doo-Doo
Ivanka Lite (because Trump has praised Britt and backed her over Mo Brooks)
Abby Normal

Nikki Haley said "normal people aren't obsessed with Trump" and thus accused millions of Trump-obsessed Republicans of being abnormal, including Katie Britt!

Little Miss Alabama Drama 2024
Little Miss Alabama Insanity 2024
Little Miss Re-Butt-AL 2024
Little Miss Trainwreck 2024

Dumb Blonde Disguised as an Idiot Brunette
Mini Trump
Ms. ChatGPT
Ms. ChatGOP
The MAGAmaniac
Little Ms. MAGAspeak
The MAGA megaphone
The MAGA megaphony
AI TrumpFAN 6.66

Katie Britt Jokes

"I don't think Katie Britt is having much success at faking being smart." — Anonymous

Before her rebuttal speech Katie Britt was seen as a rising star of the GOP. Now, she seems more like a candidate for the psycho ward. — Michael R. Burch

Katie Britt’s rebuttal speech will make her the butt of many jokes. — Michael R. Burch

Katie Britt turned her 15 minutes of fame into a lifetime of deep shame for herself, her state, and her nation. — Michael R. Burch

"Remember the Alabama 'Oh?' and scan your fridge meticulously for illegals!"
— Michael R. Burch

Katie Britt Quotes

Britt has called herself a "mama on a mission" but her mission seems to be embarrassing herself, her state and her nation.

"Americans, I rest my case. Please ignore that it's as frivolous as a Trump election lawsuit and try not to blow soda through your nose!" — Shady Katie Britt

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