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George Santos Nicknames
George Santos Quotes
George Santos Jokes

This page contains the best George Santos nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. George Santos nicknames and jokes have been coined by Jimmy Fallon, Colin Jost, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogan: "Vote for Santos, by George, or whatever name he's using this ballot!"

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The Top Ten George Santos Nicknames, Plus a Few

George Scam Toast (Michael R. Burch)
George Scram Toast
George Scamtoes

Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Lie (Michael R. Burch)
The Lyin' King
The Snazzy Nazi (he lied about his family fleeing Nazi Germany)
Slider-Man (he even lied about being a producer of Broadway's biggest flop, the Spiderman musical)

The Brazil Nut
Cosa Boastra (Michael R. Burch)
Glossa Nova
Cheato Puente
Scammy Sosa
Senor Ripley
The Less Talented Mr. Ripley
P. T. Burn 'Em

Kitara Ravache (his drag queen name)
Anthony Devolder
Anthony Zabrovsky

Bi-Focal Blubber Butt
The Burberry Scarf Thief

Mini Trump
Trump's Mini Me
Sleepy Santos (he's anti-woke)
Mr. ChatGPT
Mr. ChatGOP
The MAGAmaniac
Little Mr. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

George Santos Jokes

“Now if you are sort of hazy on the details of Santos’ life, don’t worry; so is he.” — Bill Maher

Kimmel asks George Santos, played by Nelson Franklin, “You were just named to the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. Does that make sense to you?” To which he replies, “Well, yeah, because I was the first openly gay, Jewish, Republican Latino to walk on the moon.”

Kimmel also asked Nelson Franklin's Santos, “What about the pyramid scheme in Florida you denied having any knowledge of?” Santos, who falsely claimed that his grandparents are Jewish Holocaust survivors, replies, “Woah, pyramid scheme is an offensive term. My people actually built the pyramids when they were slaves!”

Colin Jost confronted Santos, played by comedian Bowen Yang, by saying, “You lied about your mom dying in 9/11!” To which Santos replied, “I think I said 7-Eleven.” Jost continued, “You even lied about being Jewish.” To which Santos responded, “No, I said I was Jew-ish.”

Jimmy Fallon asked Santos, played by Jon Lovitz, about his Jewish heritage. Santos replied, “I am a part-time Jew, and in my spare time I am the Prime Minister of Israel.”

Q: How many George Santoses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, he prefers to work in the dark.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
George who?
George Anthony?
George Anthony Devolder.?

George Santos Quotes

"I am not a crook. I am Richard Nixon."

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