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How much do you really know about Donald J. Trump? Donald Trump trivia includes the names of his companies, the names of his products, his trademarks, his copyrights, drinks named after him, his tweets, his hashtags, etc. Also, please check out our Related Pages for jokes, puns, limericks, insults, bible verses, nicknames, and more!

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Ten Truly Weird Facts about Donald Trump

According to a 1990 Vanity Fair interview, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that Donald Trump kept a book of Hitler's collected speeches, My New Order, near his bed.
In the same Vanity Fair article, Ivana Trump told a friend that her husband's cousin, John Walter "clicks his heels and says, Heil Hitler," when visiting Trump's office.
Trump has repeatedly said that he would like to "date" his daughter, Ivanka Trump, because she has a killer body.
Trump says that it doesn't matter what the media says about him, as long as he has a "beautiful piece of ass."
Trump has made it patently clear that he judges women strictly by their looks, not their character or accomplishments.
Trump wants to mass deport 11 million people, including children born in the United States who, according to the 14th Amendment, are citizens of the United States.
Trump said that a cold snap proves that global warming is a "hoax."
Trump subscribes to the baseless theory that vaccinations cause autism.
Trump has bragged about bribing politicians and controlling their actions.
Trump is a birther.

Also, the conservative Club for Growth issued an email letter this weekend accusing Donald Trump of "posing" as an anti-establishment conservative while advocating a platform almost as liberal as Bernie Sanders' agenda!

Ronald Reagan has become the gold standard for a modern conservative president. But according to Michael Reagan, Donald Trump is nothing like his father: "Ronald Reagan didn't attack the people around him. He didn't demean the people around him. You know, he brought everybody together." When CNN's Michael Smerconish asked which of the candidates is least like his father, he answered "Donald Trump," explaining that Trump will "throw people off the bus" rather than building coalitions that can help the GOP win national elections." Michael Reagan also threw cold water on Trump's assertion that he had a strong relationship with his father. "I would ask Donald Trump, exactly how many state dinners were you invited to?" he said. He also said none of the current crop of GOP candidates are particularly "Reaganesque," because his father was "likable and he was relatable." The closest, he said, might have been former Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who recently dropped out of the race.

The world is full of amazing ironies—for instance, the presidential candidate currently leading among evangelical Christian voters is a twice-divorced casino mogul, who isn't an active member of any church, who once supported abortion rights, who has a history of crass language, who brags not only about his wealth and power, but obliquely about the size of his penis, who can't quote a single Bible verse, and who says he's never asked God's forgiveness for any of it.

Top Ten Donald Trump Failures

Trump Casinos (Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc. filed for bankruptcy four times)
Trump Airlines aka Trump Shuttle (never made a profit; defaulted on its loans; went bust in 1992)
Trump Vodka (never caught on; ceased production)
Trump University (closed in 2011 after being sued for defrauding students)
Trump Mortgage (opened with great fanfare, but was out of business in less than two years)
Trump Magazine (shut down within two years)
Trump Steaks (started in 2007, never caught on, since discontinued)
Trump Ice (never caught on, discontinued in 2010)
Trump: the Game (never caught on) (a travel-related search engine that was trashed by critics and shut down within a year)

Dishonorable Mention:

New Jersey Generals (the USFL team folded along with the league in 1985; Trump has been blamed for the league folding)
Trump Tower Tampa (took deposits of $45,000 from apartment buyers, never built the building, and did not return the deposits)
Trump Follies (shut down in 2009)
Trump Power (shut down in 2006)
Trump Fire (shut down in 2006)
Purley Trump (shut down in 2011)
Trump's American Pale Ale (shut down in 2007)
The Donald (billed as the "ultimate cocktail" but abandoned in 2009)
Donald J. Trump, the Fragrance
Trump Style (shut down in 2005)
Castle Steak House (canceled in 2010)
Trumpnet (abandoned in 1992)
Oysters Trump (trademark filed, status uncertain)
Trump's Golden Lager (trademark filed, status uncertain)
Panama has announced that it will boycott the Miss Universe Pageant, which is owned and operated by Trump
Mexico will not be sending a contestant to the Miss Universe Pageant
NASCAR will not hold its annual awards ceremony at the Trump National Doral Miami resort
ESPN is pulling out of a charity golf event at a Trump course in New Jersey
The PGA won't be holding its 2015 Grand Slam of Golf at a Trump Course in LA
Macy's will no longer sell Trump's menswear line
Serta will stop selling Trump's line of mattresses

Top Ten Donald Trump Hobbies

Building the Trump Brand.
Naming things after himself: Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Mortgage, Trump Casinos, Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, Trump Ice, Trump University, Trump: the Game.
Collecting immigrant wives.
Insulting other people, especially women who are not perfect tens in his book and people with darker skin.
Bragging about his money.
Bragging about his success.
Bragging about his "good looks."
Bragging that his hair is "real."
Bragging that he is the most "militaristic" person on the planet, despite the fact that he dodged the Vietnam War.
Firing people.

Top Ten Donald Trump Hashtags

#BatTrump @Marvel "Superman's not a hero. I like heroes whose planets haven't exploded."
#PeriodsAreNotAnInsult but your hair is
#ImNotACriminal but mass deportation is
#WhenTrumpIsElected there will be hot ass in the White House
#DumpTrump #FlashInThePan hair today gone tomorrow
#HeidiTrumpsTrump #BeautyIsInTheEyeOfTheBeheld

Honorable mention: #Trumpnado #DumpTrump #TrumpSucks

"In the beginning, Trump created propaganda. And he saw that it was good, for the people believed everything he said." #TrumpBible
"In the beginning was the word Trump, and the word was yooge because he said it was yooge!" #TrumpBible
 "I love God. He's a great guy. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble but he did a nice job." #TrumpBible
"And forgive us our debts, as we rip off out creditors, then make fun of them for being stupid enough to lend to us!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus wept. I like saviors who don't weep." #TrumpBible
"Saint Paul was no hero. I like evangelists who don't get thrown into palace dungeons. I would have had Nero eating out of my hand!" #TrumpBible
"Unfortunately, Mary was not a ten. Joseph should have dumped her for Salome. What a beautiful piece of ass!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus completely blew it when he turned down the Devil's offer. He should have read 'The Art of the Deal.' I would have won so yooge!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus blew it in the desert. I, on the other hand, am absolutely killing it in Vegas!" #TrumpBible
"Turn the other cheek? The only time I turn the other cheek is when a beautiful piece of ass is kissing mine!" #TrumpBible
"Blessed are the poor in spirit? What losers! I am really, really rich!" #TrumpBible
"Mary and Joseph were illegal immigrants. Jesus was an anchor baby. Herod was incompetent! I would have built a great, great wall around Bethlehem!" #TrumpBible
"I will do such great things for Israel, there will be no more wailing at the Wailing Wall! It will be a great, great wall when I'm done with it!" #TrumpBible
"Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good Samaritans." #TrumpBible
"If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those moneychangers in the temple. Why waste such a yooge opportunity?" #TrumpBible
"Render unto Ceasar's Palace the things that are Ceasar's, and render unto Trump the things that are Trumped." #TrumpBible
"I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it!" #TrumpBible
"You've heard it said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth,' but I say unto you, that's lousy negotiating. Why break even?" #TrumpBible
"Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs." #TrumpBible 
"Blessed are the 'piece' makers (the parents who create 'beautiful pieces of ass' for Trump to bang." #TrumpBible

Is Donald Trump a badass or a batass (bat+rump)? Here are some clever takes on the hashtag #BatTrump after Trump told a group of children, "I am Batman." The kids presumably did not take Trump as seriously as many adult voters.

@XGirlNYC "Batgirl is not a hero, she's a hero because she was shot and paralyzed. I like people that weren't shot and paralyzed, ok?" #BatTrump
@BonnieDatt "Wonder Woman can't fight crime! She's a loser! She has blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her...whatever." #BatTrump
@jepotts "Sad to say, but Catwoman is no longer a 10." #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "Supergirl, what a beautiful piece of ass!" #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "#BatTrump would date #BatGirl if they weren't related. What an awesome rack!"
@MikeRBurch "DC Comics has dropped #BatTrump like a hot potato due to his highly offensive remarks about female superheroes."
@MikeRBurch "The Hulk is green with envy. What a low energy loser! He only wishes he was #BatTrump!"
@MikeRBurch "Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of a big fat #BatTrump? Well, his hair is very scary!"
@MikeRBurch "Yes #BatTrump is #Batman, and my good friend @DickCheney is the #Penguin!"
@citizen_xoxo "Commissioner Gordon is a loser. Always begging #BatTrump for favors. #BatTrump is very rich and so busy."
‏@n_mezzy "My parents were killed by illegal immigrants." #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "Superman is an illegal alien, so #BatTrump will deport him along with 11 million other losers."
@MikeRBurch "#BatTrump is #BatShitCrazy #BratMan #Buttman."
@Daniel_Kantzler  "When aliens come from Mars, theyre not bringing their best. Theyre murderers, theyre shapeshifters, and ONE is a good detective." #BatTrump
@Docreed2003 "Superman is a loser! Kryptonite?  What a joke. I have no weaknesses!" #BatTrump
@josephebacon "Trump thinks he's the Dark Knight. In reality, he is the DORK KNIGHT!"
@MikeRBurch "The Fortress of Solitude is a dump! #BatTrump lives in a gold-plated bat cave. Very classy!"
@MikeRBurch "Lois Lane is a bimbo. The Daily Planet had better be nice to #BatTrump, or else!"
@owillis "People call Captain America a hero. He got frozen in ice for 40 years. I like people that don't get frozen. #batTrump"

Proof that Donald Trump is in Love with his Name

Donald John Trump is more than just a name!

Here's a selection from the more than 200 trademark applications The Donald™ has filed in his own name:

Donald J. Trump, the Fragrance
The Donald
The Donald J. Trump Credit Card
The Donald J. Trump Signature Collection
The Trump Art Collection
The Trump Follies
The Trump World Open
Tour de Trump
Oysters Trump
Purely Trump

Trump Air
Trump Airlines
Trump Attaché
Trump Card
Trump Class
Trump Concierge Service
Trump D'Elegance
Trump Fire
Trump Furniture
Trump the Game
Trump Home
Trump Ice
Trump Icon
Trump Institute
Trump Money
Trump Mortgage
Trump Office
Trump Power
Trump Royale
Trump Steaks
Trump Style
Trump Super Speedway
Trump Touch
Trump Tycoon
Trump University
Trump Versailles
Trump Vodka
Trump World

Trump's American Pale Ale
Trump's Golden Lager
Trump's World's Fair

Trumptini (presumably a martini made with Trump Vodka)

Source: US Patent and Trademark Office

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