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Ted Cruz 666 Mark of the Beast Antichrist

Is Ted Cruz the Antichrist? Well, he certainly looks like a warlock, and has been called "the most loathed man in American politics" and "Lucifer in the flesh." He claims to be a devout Christian and family man, but the "Cuban Mistress Crisis" links him to at least five mistresses, including a prostitute. However, let's be fair and examine the evidence ...

Ted Cruz's real name is Rafael Cruz and "Rafael Cruz" in English Gematria yields 666
"Mark of Beast" in English Gematria also yields 666
Other words that equate to 666 in English Gematria include "witchcraft," "necromancy," "sorceries," "treacheries," "corrupt," "slaughter," "computer," "bio-implant" and "illusion"
Rafael "Ted" Cruz was born on the winter solstice, on December 22, 1970; the winter solstice is the Sabbat Festival in satanism and an Illuminati human sacrifice night
His mother's maiden name was Darragh; in Celtic mythology, Darragh was the Celtic god of the underworld (also known as Dagda)
According to a poll of voters, 10% believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer, and 28% are unsure. Cruz was born in Calgary and the Zodiac killer's first two victims were named Cal and Gary.
Ted Cruz has spoken of himself in messianic terms, as if he is the Alpha and Omega, saying on Meet the Press: "I've been the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow."
However, John Boehner disagrees, comparing Cruz to "Lucifer in the flesh."
Is there a Lucifer connection? The Cruz family crest has a snake wrapped around a cross, hissing with its fangs bared ...

The name "Rafa" in Arabic means "prosperity" and the word "El" means God, so Rafael can mean "profiting from God" (and, as explained in detail below, the Cruz family intends to profit from religion and holy wars)
Rafael Cruz Sr. preaches that his son Rafael Cruz Jr. is an "anointed king" or Messiah who will transfer other people's wealth to the priesthood (whose High Priest, conveniently, appears to be Rafael Cruz Sr.)
Glenn Beck also claims that Ted Cruz is "anointed" and the fulfillment of the Mormon "White Horse" prophecy, which sounds suspiciously like "White House"
Glenn Beck yelled "This is the priesthood rising!" to a crowd of Ted Cruz supporters; but when power-and-money-mad priests take over governments, the results are invariably catastrophic
Glenn Beck speculated on his talk show that God murdered Antonin Scalia as a way to shock Americans into electing Ted Cruz president
Glenn Beck seems to be "prophesying" that Ted Cruz is the "Messiah," but the Bible warns us to beware of false prophets in the last days
In January, Glenn Beck argued the “hand of divine providence” brought about the birth of Ted Cruz

The "White Horse" prophecy has been interpreted as a religious takeover of the government involving the Constitution, and that seems to be what Cruz intends; he would "reinterpret" the Constitution to enable a theocracy with himself as president, using the illusion of "religious liberty" to delude gullible voters into supporting him when in reality Cruz is the antithesis of Jesus Christ. According to the Wikipedia page:

Writers such as Richard Abanes and Elaine Wolff have speculated, on the basis of the prophecy, that Mormons expect the U.S. to eventually become a "Mormon-ruled theocracy divinely ordained to 'not only direct the political affairs of the Mormon community, but eventually those of the United States and ultimately the world'", and that "a Mormon, if he were elected president, would take his orders from Salt Lake City." In addition to many LDS members of the Republican Party, some LDS Democrats have also been inspired to run for office by the White Horse Prophecy.

Ted Cruz appeared in a smirking picture, once again looking like a warlock or vampire, on the cover of the April 18, 2016 issue of TIME magazine. That's an eerie date because 18 = 6 + 6 + 6 and 2016 = 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6. According to the Bible, the Antichrist will be a cultish figure. Ted Cruz's wife Heidi said that he would show the "face of God" to America. But that is heresy because the Bible says "Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live." In Christianity, only Jesus can reveal the face of God, but Ted Cruz's father talks as if his son is the Messiah. There seems to be a Dominionist cult centered around Ted Cruz. (More on this later on the page.) As for the question about Cruz being "likeable enough," the cover article writer Michael Scherer answered it by pointing out the Cruz is the "most hated" senator in Washington. He has also been called the "most loathed man in American politics." Why is Cruz so hated and loathed? When I asked my wife, who is very intuitive, what she thought of his picture, she answered with a single word: "Disdain." And people who have worked with Cruz verify that he thinks he knows everything, that he thinks he is smarter than everyone else, and that he disdains other people and has no respect for them. It seems he has been that way all his life, perhaps because at the age of four his father started telling him little Felito (his childhood nickname) that he was better than other people and destined for greatness. I recall the account of female college classmate whom Ted Cruz offered a ride. He seemed to be interested in her, and asked about her IQ. When she said she didn't know, he asked about her SAT scores. My guess is that he was only interested in geniuses, like himself. But who asks such questions of new acquaintances, except an arrogant, smarmy, supercilious schmuck? And that is the person I see in the picture above: an arrogant, disdainful, know-it-all who thinks he's better than everyone else.

cruz pervert

Ted Cruz is now attempting to coddle and cuddle up with the Republican establishment he once called "the surrender caucus" and "the Washington cartel." Cruz shifts positions like a Texas sidewinder (although the comparison is an insult to rattlesnakes). First he was for amnesty, introducing legislation that would have given millions of illegal immigrants green cards, allowing them to compete legally with American citizens for jobs. He sided with the Gang of Eight, replacing their offer of citizenship with the offer of a green card. But that would have done absolutely nothing to protect the jobs of American workers. Then after Donald Trump outflanked him to the right, rather than being honest, Cruz insisted that he had "always opposed amnesty." Bullshit (please pardon my French.)

Creepy Ted Cruz is the slinkiest, slimiest, smarmiest politico ever to run for president of the United State. He has a very simple plan: he blames all problems on every politician not named Ted Cruz. He has only one hope of being elected president, and that is for millions of disaffected, fed-up voters to believe his lies while ignoring his character (or lack of it), his dishonesty, his political positions, and his absurd "policies." Whether you like Donald Trump or not, at least he doesn't try to come off as a holier-than-thou holly roller. Cruz does. His wife Heidi said that he would "show the face of God" to Americans. But Jesus Christ had real compassion for the poor, the sick, the needy and the outcasts. Jesus shunned the company of holier-than-thou Pharisees to have table fellowship with prostitutes and publicans―in other words, the sinners. Jesus was born a refugee to a family of refugees; he was born in a stall and cradled in a manger. Would Jesus turn around and deport millions of completely innocent women and children? Would he shut down the government because it tried to offer affordable healthcare to people in need? Would Jesus carpet-bomb women and children to see if the desert sands will "glow" at night, chortling like a ghoul at his macabre vow?

Anyone who claims to be a Christian should ask: "What would Jesus do?" Is Ted Cruz anything like Jesus Christ? How will he "show the face of God" to anyone? Do any of the pictures on this page look like Jesus to you?

Big Brother Cruz

According to Ted "Big Brother" Cruz, our government has "police-power interests" that vest it with the power to keep us from touching our own bodies in non-state-sanctioned ways!

Creepy Ted Cruz wants to make sure that we don't touch ourselves "down there." He has compared self-stimulation to hiring a prostitute. But according to a college roommate who appears to have caught him in the act, Cruz is a self-stimulator, as most human beings are. And according to a number of other sources, including the National Enquirer, journalists and the hacker group Anonymous, Cruz has employed prostitutes. So he comes off as a terrible hypocrite. Shouldn't he take care of the gigantic beam in his own eye, before he worries about the motes in ours? And who might have preferred the company of prostitutes to that of hypocritical moralizers like Cruz? Jesus Christ, for one, according to the gospels. Cruz claims to be a Christian, but a primary ethical teaching of the religion's namesake was to can hypocrisy.

As the Texas solicitor general Cruz "ferociously defended" the state's law prohibiting the sale of dildos. His brief insisted that Texas, in order to protect "public morals," had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, he maintained, in "discouraging ... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy" and it equated advertising such products with the commercial promotion of prostitution. In the brief, Cruz puritanically declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." In other words, freedom-loving Americans don't have the right to touch themselves "down there" unless they are making babies or have a partner.

Craig Manzin seems to have detected hypocrisy, tweeting: "Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to 'stimulate their genitals.' I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his."

Creepy Ted Cruz is a Real Ladies' Man

He opposes paycheck fairness (equal pay for equal work)
He opposes paid family leave
He opposed reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act
He opposes a woman's right to choose, even in cases of rape and incest
He favors forcing women to bear their rapists' offspring
He opposes a woman's rights over her own body and health
He opposes health insurance covering contraceptives, equating birth control with "abortion" by calling birth control pills “abortifacients”
He supports the Life At Conception Act, which would ban all abortion even in the case of rape, incest and a woman's life being at risk
He supports employers being able to fire women for using birth control
He filed an amicus brief in support of the challenge by Hobby Lobby and Conestoga Wood Specialties against Obamacare’s contraception mandate
He votes to defund women's health care
He opposes raising the minimum wage
He opposes all reform to gun laws
He supports defunding (and prosecuting) Planned Parenthood
He supports abolishing the Department of Education
He opposes affordable healthcare and tried to shut down the federal government to protest it
He wants to abolish the IRS, meaning that working women will have to pay an even greater share of the taxes rich men avoid
He opposes marriage equality
He wants to repeal every word of Common Core
He opposes the Iran peace deal, which could lead to the sons and daughters of American mothers dying in another unnecessary, unwinnable war

Ten Truly Insane Ted Cruz Quotes

“It is the job of a chaplain to be insensitive to atheists.” [Is that the purpose of "Go and preach the gospel to ALL creatures" and isn't the gospel supposed to be good news, not hate talk?]
"We will carpet bomb [parts of the Middle East] into oblivion. I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out." [Carpet bombing is evil, immoral and a war crime.]
“I didn’t threaten to shut down the government.” [Now we know why Donald Trump calls him Lyin' Ted. We saw Ted Cruz try to shut down the government personally, by reading "Green Eggs and Ham" during his personal filibuster.]
“I intend to speak in opposition to Obamacare; I intend to speak in support of defunding Obamacare until I am no longer able to stand.” [Here Lyin' Ted threatens to shut down the federal government over Obamacare.]
“I have never seen a Hispanic panhandler.” [Lyin' Ted strikes again!]
“I will renounce any Canadian citizenship.” [Ted Cruz claims to be a constitutional originalist, interpreting the Constitution as it was interpreted when it was written. Well, in 1790 a natural-born citizen was someone born in a country or its territories. Canada was not a territory of the United States when Cruz was born there.]
“It’s every bit as true now as it was then. We need 100 more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate.” [So we "need" 100 senators who are racist creeps, like Jesse Helms and Terrible Ted Cruz!]
“We’re not bitter, but we’re getting pretty angry. And President Obama can’t have our God or our guns.”
Three-year-old Julia Trant of Londonderry asked Ted Cruz: “The world is on fire?” Cruz told the frightened toddler: “The world is on fire! Yes! Your world is on fire!”
“Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.” [Finally, Ted Cruz has managed to tell the truth about something!]

Ted Cruz, Canadian-Born NWO Agent?

Ted Cruz worked for the Bush/Cheney administration and helped put together the legal team for the Florida "chad" legal pleadings.
Ted Cruz was George W. Bush’s Director of the Office of Policy Planning at the Federal Trade Commission, working with the UN – WTO – NAFTA – TPP  – GATT – World Economic Forum – fast-tracking.
Heidi Cruz is Special Assistant to Bush TRADE Ambassador Robert Zoellick, whom she left with for her five-year stint on the Council of Foreign Relations (only resigning for Ted Cruz’s Senate run).
Robert Zoellick went on to become President of the World Bank and is now International Director for Goldman Sachs.
Heidi Cruz went on to become VP and Regional Director of Goldman Sachs!
Ted Cruz was also commissioned to return to DC and help Bush push through the Kennedy/McCain “Comprehensive Immigration Reform” (worse than Rubio's).
Ted Cruz is a card-carrying member of the Bush Oligarchy.
North American Law Center (NALC) lead attorney Stephen Pidgeon stated on the TNALC radio show that NALC has obtained intelligence and documentation from Canada showing that Ted Cruz was strictly a Canadian citizen throughout his life, and thus cannot be a natural-born citizen of the US. He is “probably an undocumented alien,” Pidgeon said.

THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS: Allegations of Ted Cruz's Extramarital Affairs and Consorting with Prostitutes

Holly Roller Bull-dozed! The National Enquirer has published pixilated pictures of five women it claims have had affairs with Ted Cruz.
“Randy Ted,” as the Enquirer called him, is accused of having affairs with multiple women in multiple places, such as closets and the bathrooms of campaign buses.
In an update to the Enquirer report, three more women have come forward, raising the total to at least a Gang of Eight.
Ted Cruz portrays himself as a devout Christian and family man, but the affairs allegedly took place while his wife Heidi Cruz was wrestling with severe depression (shades of John Edwards and Newt Gingrich).
The Enquirer pictures would probably not have been used without solid evidence to back up the allegations, due to the legal ramifications.
The National Enquirer has been correct about other presidential hopefuls: Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards.
One of the women mentioned is allegedly a hooker, which if true may independently confirm what the hactivist group Anonymous recently said about Cruz consorting with prostitutes.
Anonymous apparently delivered on its promise, publishing phone records of the "DC Madam" that have calls placed to Ted Cruz's private phone numbers (evidence appears in the next article).  
The sister-in-law of one of the women, a regular CNN contributor, confirmed her involvement with Cruz: “It’s true, They were together only a few times. She was transfixed by Ted. He has a way of selling ice to an Eskimo.”
When Cruz showed off his Winston Churchill temporary tattoo on Fox News on April 1, 2014, one of his purported lovers, Amanda Carpenter, posted a picture of her matching tattoo the very same day with the caption “Had to!”

Letting the Pussy Cat out of the Bag

The hactivist group Anonymous has apparently followed through on its promise to expose Ted Cruz's dalliances with prostitutes. Twitter accounts claiming to be allied with Anonymous have dropped alleged phone records of late "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey, allegedly showing that Cruz used her services. One of the several Twitter accounts tied to the hacker group, @0Hour1, tauntingly posted a screenshot of the call log, with multiple Texas calls highlighted:
Hey Teddy Cruz #Anonymous#CruzSexScandal
We dont DDOS or bluff! will let the rest of you figure out the document!
— 0 (@0Hour1) April 1, 2016

Other accounts are sharing a more detailed record through torrents, which appear to be circulating widely.

Phone calls made on the date 9/16/2001, according to The Marshall Report, were to Cruz’s private numbers. Another phone number on the call log is that of a wire transfer service titled M Lhuillier LLC. Was payment being arranged in advance, perhaps?

As previously reported by Anonymous and the National Enquirer, an unnamed prostitute was among the women who allegedly had affairs with Cruz. Her identity seems to be known, as the Enquirer published a pixilated picture of her, along with pixilated pictures of four other women also claimed to be mistresses of Cruz. The Enquirer article states that Ted’s fifth lover is purported to be a “$1,000-a-night” Washington D.C. call girl.

The day before the alleged documents were released, lawyer Montgomery Blair Sibley, who represented the D.C. Madam, told US News and World Report that the call logs of his former client were already online. Sibley said the records, which he called “very relevant” to the 2016 presidential election, will become public if he fails to reset a 72-hour countdown clock, or "Dead Man's Switch." The data is stored on four different servers and may be under the protection of WikiLeaks. This is part of an effort to get federal courts to consider lifting a 2007 gag order on the records, which prevented their release. Sibley represented Palfrey after her 2006 arrest for running an escort service popular among Washington’s upper class. In 2007, he released call logs containing about 10,000 phone numbers, which resulted in the outing of prominent political leaders including Sen. David Vitter, deputy secretary of state Randall Tobias, and former Clinton administration official Dick Morris. Sibley says he held back 5,000 numbers for leverage at trial, but Palfrey fired him before she was found guilty in April 2008 of money laundering and other crimes. Two weeks after her conviction, Palfrey was found in her mother’s shed with a nylon rope around her neck, dead from apparent suicide. However, it has been claimed that Palfrey predicted she would be "suicided," so foul play may have been involved.

According to Rachel Maddow, Sibley's request has been placed on the Supreme Court docket. According to the Ben Still Report #753, Ted Cruz was the only presidential candidate living in Washington at the time of the D.C. Madam's phone logs, and Cruz "can't keep his eyes off the butts of the ladies," so he may be the prime suspect.

"If a man’s own wife can't trust him, how can the American people?" ~ H. Ross Perot

The Evidence "Mounts"

Did Ted Cruz depart from the straight and narrow path he expects of others?
Drew Johnson of the Washington Times tweeted: "COMING CLEAN: From what I know, at least 2 of the women named as Cruz mistresses by the National Enquirer are accurate."
Drew Johnson was quickly fired by the Washington Times, which then oddly tried to claim that he had not worked there for a year. Johnson posted copies of his paystubs as evidence that he was on the payroll.
A user later reported that in the cache history of the Times website "you can see the old bio clearly calls Drew a columnist as of March 23, 2016."
Allum Bokhari of Breitbart News seems to have known about the alleged affairs and tweeted: "I hate getting scooped."
Internet radio host Bob Zicari tweeted the names of three of the women and matching unpixilated pictures shortly after the story broke, identifying Katrina Pierson, Sarah Isgur Flores, and Amanda Carpenter.
There had been online discussion about the affairs before the news broke, with the hashtag #TheThing. The new hashtag is #CruzSexScandal (which quickly became the top trending Twitter hashtag). 
"The Thing" is apparently a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
According to unofficial reports, the woman in the video is Amanda Carpenter and her family knew about the affair.
Was there hush money? Sarah Isgur Flores was the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina. And the Super-PAC for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) sent half a million dollars to the Super-PAC for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America).
The transaction was so unusual that the FEC (Federal Election Commission) inquired about it. Presidential candidates do not normally give half a million dollars to their rivals.
The Daily Beast reported that "a half-dozen GOP operatives and media figures" say that Cruz’s opponents have been pushing charges of adultery for at least six months.
As one commentator put it, “Cruz’s image as a Christian Family Man is utterly destroyed.”
According to a report published online, the "candy wrapper" hooker who had sex with Ted Cruz said that he had her dress up as a catholic school girl and a judge.
According to the same report, the hooker had sex with Cruz in Houston, Dallas and Alexandria (Virginia). She said, "He would even pay for my flights to Baltimore then rent a car for me to drive to Alexandria."
She also said that Cruz required "mothering" before engaging in his "requested acts" of role-playing. Were giant diapers and breastfeeding involved? Bottles, pacifiers, spankings?
The interview can be read here: 
Ted Cruz published a book The Time for Truth with a subtitle about "reigniting" America. The "truth" part may be a stretch, but he is certainly reigniting Twitter firestorms about dishonesty and hypocrisy.
Ted Cruz began his denial of the affairs with a Nixonian "I want to be crystal clear ..."
Is anyone buying it? First there were the "forgotten" and unreported loans. Then there were the deceptive election tricks. Now the holy roller seems to have been caught with his pants down. What next, one wonders?
What is the deal with native-born Canadians stealing our jobs, our women, shutting down our government and trying to become our president? Sheesh!
An official Ted Cruz email address turned up in the records of the Ashley Madison adultery match-up service. The email address in question is
ReporTED ExporTED DeporTED
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman ... or that woman!"

Phil Houston, an expert who created a model for detecting deception at the CIA, pointed out that Cruz's rebuttal was short on denial and long on attacks: both suggesting deception: "Behaviorally, when the facts are the ally of an individual, he or she almost always tends to focus on the facts of the matter at hand. In this case, if the key fact was that he had not had these affairs, Cruz would almost certainly have been much more strongly focused on the denial. That is, he very likely would have made a point of explicitly stating something along the lines of, 'I did not have these affairs.' Yet at no point in either statement did Cruz say that. He implied it by saying the allegations are false, and that they’re lies, but behaviorally, such statements are not equivalent to saying he never had the affairs. Even if we were to overlook that fact and consider his statements to be a denial, there is an overwhelmingly higher proportion of attack behavior compared to the effort expended at denial. This type of lopsided attack-to-denial ratio is very consistent with what we have historically seen with deceptive people when allegations are levied against them. Given the lack of additional information upon which to conduct a more comprehensive behavioral analysis, this is nothing more than our initial opinion and assessment, and we will continue to follow this matter very closely. At the same time, we cannot help but conclude at this point that it’s not looking good for Sen. Cruz."

Creepy Cruz Controller

When Ted Cruz was asked on camera what he wanted to do with his life, he said that he wanted to star in a "teen tit film," to "rule everything" and achieve "world domination."
While this may sound like malarkey, as we will see, Ted Cruz's father is a pastor who preaches Seven Mountains Dominionism, in which he and his followers take over the world, rule it, and transfer all the wealth to themselves.
Ted Cruz appeared with Kevin Swanson at the National Religious Liberties Conference. Swanson has called for the genocide (mass murder) of millions of American homosexuals.
Cruz has also appeared with Tony Perkins, who called homosexuals "hateful" and "pawns of the Devil."
Cruz published the endorsement of Philip "Flip" Benham, a man who has likened Muslims, LGBTs and Unitarians to the Devil.
Cruz also announced the endorsement of Mike Bickle, the founder of a doomsday sect who claims to be a "prophet" with new revelations that go beyond the Bible. Bickle is a supporter of Uganda's "Kill the Gays" law.
One of Cruz's first "major" endorsements came from Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson, who advocates marrying 15-year-old girls and says no black Americans sang the blues before the civil rights movement.
Cruz's college dorm mates said that he would "cruz" the hallways of the girls' end of the dorm in a paisley robe, until the girls called Cruz's roommate, asking for someone to call him off.

More Gematria

"Rafael Cruz" in Simple Gematria yields 111, a magic square of the sun like the number 666 (with the numeral one being the number of the human ego repeated three times for a False Trinity)
"Rafael Cruz" in Jewish Gematria yields 896; other terms that yield 896 include "secret numeric proof," "identify Lucifer," "self love," "a narcissistic sociopath" and "Antichrist body"
The number of Christ is 888, with the number eight representing infinity, but 896 adds a False or Imposter Eight (896 = 888 + 8)
This math can be confirmed with an online Gematria Calculator, after which you can return to this page to examine more evidence below ...

"Piss in your head has reached high altitude!"
from "666 Feet Under" by Santa Cruz

Please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of wealth and taste ...
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
from "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones

The title of Ted Cruz's undergraduate thesis was "Clipping the Wings of Angels." And he has clipped the wings of angels repeatedly throughout his career by opposing attempts to help the sick obtain healthcare, by denying refugees asylum, by working to deny people on death row mercy, etc. Recently, Creepcrawler Cruz said that as president he would carpet bomb the Middle East, presumably with nukes, to see if the desert sands can "glow" at night. How many innocent women and children would die in such large-scale, indiscriminate bombings? Who but the Antichrist could propose such a ghoulish "solution"? And here are the terms people who know King Cobra Cruz have used to describe him: sinister, evil, nasty, creepy, crazy, loathsome, shifty, liar.

According to Rafael Cruz Sr., a Southern Baptist preacher, his son Rafael Cruz Jr., better known as Ted Cruz, is the REAL MESSIAH, an ANOINTED KING who will "bring the spoils of war to the priests." The Cruz family has taken the "prosperity gospel" to unprecedented heights (or depths). Instead of claiming that God will bless believers, they seem to think God wants them to fight holy wars so that they can make out like bandits! This is very convenient for the Cruzes, as KING CRUZ can deliver war booty to the HIGH PRIEST, his father, by carpet bombing women and children! In the very enlightening video below, Rafael Cruz Sr. explains why his son (the anointed King-Messiah) has the right to rob us ("the wicked") if we do not live up to the standards of the "priest" (Cruz Sr.) who "blesses" the king, ensuring his success in battle. Of course this is how the Nazis justified robbing Jews during the Holocaust. The Nazis were the "righteous" and the Jews were the "wicked" because Adolph Hitler (who called himself a "prophet") said so. This is also how white supremacists ("the righteous") justified robbing "wicked" Native Americans of their land. This is also how the KKK "thinks." The very obvious problem with this kind of "thinking" is that once the "righteous" can define who the "wicked" are, we are all playing by the rules of madmen. Who knows what a Hitler, Stalin or Rafael Cruz Sr. will dream up next? What is the difference between ISIS saying that their brand of Islam makes them the righteous and everyone else wicked, and the Cruzes saying that their brand of extremist Christianity makes them righteous and everyone else wicked?

How can someone who is the antithesis of Jesus Christ become an "anointed king" of Christianity? Rafael Cruz Sr. says that all the world's wealth should be brought to him (the High Priest) by his son (the Warrior King). But Jesus Christ told Pilate that his kingdom was not of this earth, and he died owning only the clothes on his back (his robe was all the Roman centurions had to cast lots for). When a rich young Republican ruler of his day asked Jesus what it took to be one of his disciples, Jesus didn't tell him to go rob the wicked, but to help the poor. Jesus also said that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven―presumably not because it is a sin to be rich, but because many rich people are greedy and put money above more important things. In any case, none of the apostles who knew Jesus best attempted to become rich priests or warrior kings. Rather, they sought to help the sick and the needy with gifts of charity. Saint Paul, the first great Christian evangelist, was not a rich man or an earthly king. He did, however, go from church to church, raising funds to help the poor, the sick, the outcasts (refugees), and the prisoners. But what has Ted Cruz done? He has waged legal and political wars to deny the poor aid, the sick healthcare, the refugees asylum, and he has done his damndest to make sure that prisoners on death row get executed. Jesus Christ said that only the person without sin should cast the first stone of execution, and even though he was eligible, he declined to cast such a stone himself. Ted Cruz worked as a clerk on the Supreme Court and other clerks said that he was "obsessed" with capital punishment and would go into lurid details in his "dime store novel" memos, doing everything he could to make sure the first stone was cast, and hit its intended mark.

Ted Cruz claims to be a Christian, but he is nothing like Jesus Christ. Rather, he is the antithesis of Christ, an Antichrist.

Ted Cruz is the Tea Party candidate, but is the pot cracked? Will the Tea Party support a crackpot?

Heidi Cruz also seemed to publicly declare her husband to be the Second Coming of the Messiah when she announced that he will show America "The Face of God." During an interview with South Carolina radio host Vince Coakley, Mrs. Cruz said: "We are at a cultural crossroads in our country, and if we can be in this race to show this country the face of the God that we serve—this Christian God that we serve is the foundation of our country, our country was built on Judeo-Christian values, we are a nation of freedom of religion, but the God of Christianity is the God of freedom, of individual liberty, of choice and of consequence." What she failed to mention is that her husband is nothing like Jesus Christ, but is his polar opposite, which means the face being shown would be more like that of the Other Guy.

Heidi Cruz is an executive with Goldman Sachs, where she specializes in private wealth management. Her parents were Seventh Day Adventist missionaries. Her mother has described Heidi Cruz as "driven," saying: "A good word to describe her is 'driven.' I don't really know what has made her so driven." Welcome Wilson Sr., a wealthy Cruz donor, has called Heidi Cruz "on point and relentless."

It recently came to light that the Cruz presidential campaign was financed by a huge undisclosed loan from Goldman Sachs. Is that kind of deception "showing the face of God" to America, one wonders? Or sending "checks" to elderly voters when the real goal is to milk money from them? Or making Ben Carson's voters think he dropped out of the race when he didn't? If they really had faith in God, would they resort to such underhanded tactics?

There is a YouTube video of Ted Cruz at age 18, being asked about his aspirations: "Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff." The footage was taken in 1988, according to the video's YouTube description, while Cruz was attending Second Baptist School in Houston. So when Ted Cruz shut down the United States Government, that may have been the kind of power that he had always dreamed of.

The Bible says the Antichrist will be a Great Deceiver who will mislead many Christians, even the very elect. Now many prominent evangelical Christian leaders are supporting and endorsing Cruz, even though he is the antithesis of Jesus Christ. Cruz claims to be honest, but he is clearly lying. For instance, he claims that he never supported amnesty for illegal immigrants. But this is clearly not true, because he created and sponsored a bill that would have let millions of illegal immigrants "come out of the shadows" and stay permanently in the United States, competing with Americans for jobs. All the bill would have done is deny them full citizenship. That changes nothing really, except their right to vote. Cruz has been a waffler and a flip-flopper on immigration, making many statements in support of a path to legalization for illegal immigrants, and other statements against such a path. His bill would have doubled the number of legal immigrants and raised the number of H1-B visas by 500%. At the time, Cruz said that he would "improve" on the Gang of Eight Bill by radically increasing the number of immigrants and visas. Since August 2015, Trump has refused to clearly say what he would do about illegal immigrants, playing both sides of the political fence. Cruz has at times said that we should allow refugees to enter the U.S., and at other times he has said that we should not.

What is it like to kiss the Antichrist?

Ted Cruz actually portrays himself as the Savior of America in a coloring book he published, titled TED SAVES AMERICA. Here he rides a Bald Eagle, waving a rifle like a maniac ...

Here, Ted Cruz portrays himself as Superman ...

Here is Rafael Cruz Sr. explaining the relationship between the High Priest (himself) and the Anointed King Messiah (his son) who will bring him the "spoils of war" and make him rich at the expense of the "wicked" (everyone who doesn't submit to their demented version of Christianity, one must assume) ...

Rafael Cruz Sr., the father of presidential candidate Rafael "Ted" Cruz Jr., preaches a brand of evangelical theology called Seven Mountains Dominionism.

Revelation 17:9 says: "This calls for a mind with wisdom: the seven heads are Seven Mountains on which the woman is seated." The seventh head refers to the Antichrist and the woman is the Great Whore known as "Babylon the Great." He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

Seven Mountains Dominionism is a master plan for subverting the Christian religion to allow two takeovers―first of the American government, then of the world. The Bible prophesies that the Antichrist will use false religion to take over governments and the world. Now Ted Cruz, the son of the foremost preacher of Seven Mountains Dominionism, is running for President of the United States, primarily by appealing to evangelical Christians! The Bible also prophesies that in the end times, even the very elect among Christians will be deceived by the Antichrist. Now major figures among evangelical Christians are praising and endorsing Ted Cruz. Have they been deceived?

It seems very suspicious, but let's examine the evidence, starting with the primary teachings of Christian Dominionism:

(1) Dominionists believe is that the Church needs to take “dominion” over the earth, not after Jesus Christ returns, but BEFORE.
(2) Dominionists believe that the Rapture is not being taken up to heaven to be with Jesus, but Christians taking over the earth!
(3) Dominionists believe that they will cause Christ to return, through their actions, because Jesus cannot return without their "help."
(4) Dominionists claim that they exceed the original apostles in authority and power.
(5) Dominionists claim the “dominion of nations” will be accomplished by having Christians gain control of the “seven mountains” below, in order to install a “virtual theocracy” overseen by “true apostles.”
(6) Dominionists are thus attempting to create a single World Government though a New World Order of self-appointed Prophets!
(7) And the New World Order will be led by Rafael "Ted" Cruz if he is elected President of the United States. 

Seven Mountain Dominionism (7MD) seeks to place Christians in control of: (1) Business, (2) Government, (3) Media, (4) Arts and Entertainment, (5) Education, (6) Family, and (7) Religion. 

If Creepy Ted Cruz is not the Antichrist, he is at least the first choice to star in the next OMEN movie!

As I began to understand who Ted Cruz really is, I kept coming up with snake images. I started to call him King Cobra Cruz and the Texas Sidewinder. Then I learned to my surprise that according to simple gematria, TED CRUZ = 97 = SERPENT!

Joel McDurmon explains a primary difference between 7MD and other Dominionist groups: "There is no doubt, however, that the 7MDs do have a goal of top-down control of society. This is explicit in their literature in many places. The exception to this is when they are in PR mode: then they downplay and even completely deny that they believe in dominion. But otherwise they give our old critics the ammunition they need to continue their slander."

In other words, some Dominionist groups believe things should be done according to the Bible, but they are not trying to impose their will on other people. But the 7MD movement has a plan to impose top-down control on society. That means taking over the government, military, intelligence and police forces. It means changing the laws to impose "Christian morality" on 300 million people who were free to act according to their consciences before. It means that if Ted Cruz doesn't want you to get a divorce, you can't get a divorce. If Ted Cruz doesn't want you to have certain kinds of sex, you better be content with the missionary position. If Ted Cruz doesn't like a lot of things―and there are a lot of things that make Ted Cruz very unhappy―everyone had better toe the line! It will be like going back to the Puritans putting people in stocks and lashing them for kissing. It will be like the Inquisitions of the Roman Catholic Church, when everyone was expected to believe the same things and live "morally proper" lives. Unfortunately, the "kingdom of God" on earth usually ends up being anything but heavenly, when theocrats rule. The Puritans were the Taliban of their day. Cruz is a modern-day Puritan. One can easily predict what will happen if people like the Cruzes take over.

However, Jesus Christ himself told Pilate that his kingdom was not of this earth, but a spiritual kingdom. Saint Paul, the first great Christian evangelist and author of much of the New Testament, said nothing about taking over business, government, media, arts, education, family or religion. Becoming a Christian was always a matter of voluntary faith; there was never any mention of force or coercion. Who would want to use religion to take over every aspect of human life? According to the Bible, that person is the Antichrist.

During a 2012 sermon at New Beginnings Church in Bedford, Texas, the eccentric Rafael Cruz Sr. described his son’s political campaign as a direct fulfillment of biblical prophecy. Perhaps, but is the prophecy being fulfilled the one about a proud, arrogant strong>imposter deceiving the very elect? The elder Cruz said that God would anoint Christian “kings” to preside over an “end-time transfer of wealth” from the wicked to the righteous. His son's European-style VAT plan has been estimated to transfer 60% of the revenues generated to the richest 1%, while severely affecting retirees and the working poor. Is this how the anti-Christ hopes to fund his takeover of the world: by robbing the poor and giving to the super-rich?

Rafael Cruz Jr. has become a frontrunner for president of the United States despite being a Cuban-Canadian. How did that happen? Ironically, his most ardent supporters are evangelical Christians, despite the fact that he is the antithesis of Jesus Christ. How can Cruz claim to be a "Christian" when despite being a millionaire, he donated less than 1% of his earnings to charity and NONE to Christian churches?

Dominion Theology seeks to implement a nation governed by conservative Christians ruling over society based on an understanding of biblical law. If you study what Ted Cruz has done with his life, he studied law at Princeton and Harvard, and became a leading conservative lawyer who is an enthusiastic supporter of the death penalty. Cruz is a legalist in multiple senses of the word, and a modern Pharisee. The focal point of his life seems to be putting conservative Christians in a position to dominate 300 million Americans. Once he holds absolute sway over the United States, what happens to the rest of the world?

On August 26, 2012, Rafael Cruz Sr. said: "The pastor [Huch] referred to Proverbs 13:22, a little while ago, which says that the wealth of the wicked is stored for the righteous. And it is through the kings, anointed to take dominion, that that transfer of wealth is going to occur."

Rafael Cruz Sr. obviously believes that his son, Ted Cruz, is one of the "anointed kings" ready to take dominion and start the "transfer of wealth" from the "wicked" to the "righteous." But neither he nor his oily son are "righteous." They are just talking about robbing other people to make themselves richer. Cruz Sr. spoke of "Kings who are anointed to go to war, win the war, and bring the spoils of war to the priests." Yes, but those are robber kings, and they went out with the Dark Ages!

Ted Cruz Leaves a Professor of Neurology Cold (and my Wife too)

If you look at Ted Cruz and instantly don't like him, you're not alone ...

As he rises in the polls, attention is being paid to Ted Cruz’s overall electability. One Princeton classmate described him as “about as telegenic as an undertaker.” Dr. Richard E. Cytowic, a professor of neurology at George Washington University, wrote in Psychology Today that Cruz’s “atypical expressions” left him “uneasy,” and that he was not alone: “Note how many colleagues and former associates ‘loathe’ him. A Bush alumnus told The New York Times’ Frank Bruni, ‘Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It just saves time.’ Former Senate Majority leader Bob Dole says, ‘Nobody likes him,’ while Rep. Peter King sees ‘malice.' According to The Washington Post, screenwriter Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former Princeton roommate, has called him a ‘huge asshole,’ and ‘creepy.’ He’s Tweeted, ‘Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988.’ The distaste for Cruz even extends beyond the US: Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch.” According to Cytowic, the distaste for Cruz’s face starts with his smile: “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend. I have rarely, if ever, seen a conventional smile from Senator Cruz. In a natural smile the corners of the mouth go up; these muscles we can control voluntarily as well. But muscles circling the eyes are involuntary only; they make the eyes narrow, forming crow’s feet at the outside corners. No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards. Downturned expressions usually signal disagreeableness or disgust. But I honestly don’t know because such an expression is rare in the context of public presentations that are meant to win people over. He may well be unaware that the message of his body language is incongruent with his words,” he said before concluding, “Google ‘Ted Cruz smiling,’ and judge for yourself. For the record I am not a Democrat. I’m at a loss to verbalize what unsettles me so when I watch the freshman senator. But it leaves me cold.”

I asked my wife, who is quite intuitive, what she thought about Ted Cruz, and she answered with a single word: "Disdain."

And I suspect she's right. What Ted Cruz feels for us is disdain. He disapproves of us and our "morals" and that is why the corners of his mouth turn down when he "smiles." Like the Puritans, who disdained bright colors, music and laughter, Ted Cruz lives in a dark, morose, laughter-less world. When he attempts a smile, it is just for show, not something that he really feels.

Is this a face you can trust? Not according to nearly everyone who actually knows the Cruz Controller. But the "TRUS TED" thing, we can all agree on. A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an anal probe. It will reveal what everyone already knows: Ted Cruz is a GIANT ASSHOLE!

Diabolical Ted Cruz

"Ted Cruz is always the worst," Bill Maher told Jimmy Kimmel: "[Ted Cruz is] smart and evil. The other ones are true dummies, like Rubio, he doesn't know what he's talking about, he just says the words. But Ted Cruz is diabolical. He's smart. This is what I really hate about this—and this is what a true cynic is—he's smart, but he knows what to say to his dummy base that they will believe."

Is Ted Cruz "Castro's Revenge" for the Bay of Pigs?

Is Ted Cruz an "anchor baby" and a Cuban double agent? Why, when his father was trying to join Fidel Castro and the Communist revolutionaries in the hills of Cuba, did he suddenly sew money into his underwear and sail to the United States to attend college? Doesn't it seem strange that a man who has confessed to being a cell leader, recruiter, gunrunner and arsonist would suddenly abandon the quest of a lifetime to meekly attend classes in another country?... Unless he was part of an even bigger plot: to put a Castro sympathizer in the White House! br>
Should we call Ted Cruz "Castro's Revenge"? Should we even call him "Ted" when his childhood nickname was "Felito," or "Little Fidel"? Is this why Cruz keeps shutting down the American government? Did the immense internal pressure he put on the American government lead to the end of economic sanctions against Cuba?

And did Cruz give us a smirking clue when he was asked to pick a presidential code name? He chose "Cohiba," which seems very odd for an American president. I did some research, and I found this clue on a definition page for Cohiba: "The word Cuaba, which sounds a lot like Cohiba, is another old Taino Indian word for a highly flammable bush they used to make torches." Is the obviously crafty and clever Cruz laughing at us? Cohiba, Cuaba, Cuba!

What gall, to choose "Cuba" as his Secret Service code name! Is he telling us that Cuba will "torch" the United States, with his assistance? Does he think we're too dumb to figure out his double-agent-code-speak?

Here's another clue: as a boy Ted Cruz was called Felito, which looks and sounds a lot like Fidelo. Felito is a form of Felix, so I did some research and in the book "Soldier of Rome" (page 121), I found this: "Felix is a noble name, it means Fidelity." So there you have it: Felito means Fidelity, which once again leads us back to Fidel Castro!

Where are the birthers when we need them? How can Rafael Cruz be allowed to steal the American presidency when it's beyond obvious that he was planted here by Fidel Castro as revenge for the Bay of Pigs and for JFK keeping nuclear missiles out of Cuba?

Will Ted Cruz be the first Canadian to head the United States government? Cruz is a Canadian by birth, with a Canadian birth certificate and, according to the always-vigilant-and-reliable Donald Trump, a dual passport. Will Cruz also be the first Cuban to head the United States government, since his father was born in Cuba and fought to put Fidel Castro in power? Why hasn't Ted Cruz formally renounced his claim to Cuban citizenship? Is he keeping the door ajar now, in order to fling it wide open the day he takes the oath of office: to godless Communism?

Should Americans be forced to accept a foreign birth certificate as evidence in an American presidential election? What if the nation in question were Russia, China, North Korea or Iran? Wouldn't putting our faith and trust in foreign documents leave us at the mercy of our enemies?

Incredibly and ironically, as the New York Daily News recently pointed out: "The proven, accepted, verified circumstances of Cruz’s birth in Canada to an American mother and Cuban father are [exactly] the same circumstances the birther movement made up and claimed disqualified Obama!" And as Josh Earnest recently pointed out: "It would be quite ironic, after seven or eight years of drama over the President's birth certificate, if Republican voters were to choose Senator Cruz as their nominee: somebody who actually wasn't born in the United States and only eighteen months ago renounced his Canadian citizenship!"

The world's most famous and energetic birther, Donald Trump, has opined that Ted Cruz's right to run for president is "very precarious" due to "the fact that he was born in Canada and he has had a double passport." Trump also noted: "When we all studied our history lessons, you're supposed to be born in this country." Later, having firmly put on his thinking cap, Trump flatly told ABC's Jon Karl: "He can't be president." Trump later tweeted his condolences: "Sadly, there is no way that Ted Cruz can continue running in the Republican Primary unless he can erase doubt on eligibility. Dems will sue!"

And―ya gotta love the irony!―it turns out that Ted Cruz's father is a birther who in 2012 told a Tea Party group that President Obama should go "back to Kenya." Of course that means his not-really-American son should go back to effin' Cuba, or effin' Canada! Perhaps Ted "Carnival" Cruz should summer in Canada and winter in Cuba, like a duck!

And the irony gets even more delicious, as Ted Cruz himself is a birther who disqualified himself in 2012 when he said: "Obama's mother's citizenship is irrelevant since his father wasn't American and he wasn't born in America." Cruz later flip-flopped after deciding to become the first Cuban-and/or-Canadian president: "All you need to know about my parentage is my mother was a citizen. My father and place of birth are irrelevant." What hypocrisy and arrogance! Why isn't what's good for a Canadian goose also good for a Kenyan gander?

But is the Canadian goose now cooked? Here are the facts ... c'mon birthers,  do your civic duty! ...

Rafael Bienvenido Cruz y Diaz, is a native-born Cuban who says he fought on the side of Fidel Castro and the communist resistance: leading a cell, throwing firebombs, running guns and recruiting. But despite being a cell leader and recruiter, he claims "not to have known" that his fellow insurrectionists were communists! And oddly, when approached in Ohio and asked to clarify the reason for his 1957 arrest, Mr. Cruz responded: "I'll have to think about it. I don't quite remember." He offered to be interviewed again at an event that same night, but instead had the reporter ejected. Very odd indeed! All we know, with any certainty, is that he supported Castro, recruited for Castro, blew things up for Castro, marched in parades for Castro, tried to join Castro in the hills to fight with the rebels ... but then for some strange reason sewed cash into his underwear and rushed over to the United States. Now he "can't remember." It all sounds very suspicious, doesn't it? Was his mission improbable the same as the Kenyan plot to put Barack Obama in power?

And what about Rafael Cruz's son? Well, the honest birthers should have a field day. First, Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, in 1970. He became a Canadian citizen at birth, simply by being born on Canadian soil, due to Canada's birthright law. Second, Rafael Cruz did not obtain his U.S. citizenship until 35 years after the birth of his son, which is very suspiciously the year his son reached the presidential age of eligibility! Third, Ted Cruz's mother and father both appeared on Canadian voting rolls in 1974. Fourth, Rafael Cruz has admitted taking Canadian citizenship. Did his wife join him, explaining her appearance in the Canadian voting rolls? Fifth, Ted Cruz only renounced his Canadian citizenship in 2014, at age 44, obviously because he thought it would be an issue in the upcoming American presidential election. Sixth, Ted Cruz cannot prove the circumstances of his birth with an American birth certificate. Should Americans accept evidence of foreign origin when the presidency hangs in the balance?

Can a Canadian citizen run for the American presidency? The American Constitution says that an American president must be a "natural born" American citizen. So where are all the Republican birthers, who opposed the election of President Barack Obama on the basis that he was not born in the United States and/or that his father was not a natural-born American citizen? Donald Trump has questioned whether Ted Cruz is a "natural born" American citizen. Carly Fiorina has asked why Cruz waited until the proverbial last minute to renounce his Canadian citizenship, which does seem very odd. Rand Paul has called Cruz a "natural-born Canadian citizen" and has asked if a child can be naturally born with two different citizenships. Does being born in Canada and holding a Canadian citizenship from birth to middle age disqualify Cruz from becoming the American president? Only the Supreme Court can say for sure, and there has never been a ruling on this matter to date. Furthermore, is Ted Cruz still a Cuban citizen, since his father was apparently Cuban citizen at the time of his birth and neither Cruz nor his father have ever renounced their claims to Cuban citizenships? Was renouncing their Canadian citizenships just an artful dodge to disguise their true allegiance to Communist Cuba? And last but perhaps not least, are Americans willing to accept a non-American birth certificate as "proof" of a person's claims in a presidential election? What if the birth certificate were Kenyan, Cuban, Russian, Iranian or North Korean?

Where are the honest birthers when we need them?

Is Fox News the Dr. Frankenstein Responsible for the Trump Monster?

How can we explain the rise of The Donald to the top of the Republican polls? Well, for year Fox News has been filling its viewers with irrational fears. Now we have Republican presidential candidates―particularly Donald Trump and Ben Carson―who seem to actually believe the conspiracy theories and outright lies broadcast by Faux News. Is Faux News the Dr. Frankenstein responsible for the creation of the Trump Monster?

The Putin-Trump Bromance Explained

The bromance between Mr. Putin and Mr. Trump actually makes perfect sense. Mr. Putin is one of the world's "strongman" leaders. The Donald, as wishy-washy as he is, wants to be seen as a Putin-like strongman. Putin probably thinks Trump is a flake (because he is), but what's the harm of flattering an egomaniac who may prove useful later? And Putin's flattery certainly appears to have worked splendidly with Trump, who craves attention the way a junkie craves his next fix. I recently stumbled upon an odd piece of writing in which the author called it his "dream of dreams" to be a punk like the Jean-Paul Belmondo character in Breathless―the thug who drives around with a gun pretending to shoot people at random. Oh, to be somebody that everybody else fears! Some men do "think" like that: mob bosses, gang leaders, and various other alpha male wannabes. Trump is a pretty big guy, and he used to collect rents in New York City neighborhoods. Perhaps he learned to appreciate the advantages of intimidation from someone he admired in his youth. Hell, his father, Fred Trump, used eminent domain and up to 900 evictions to create Trump Village in Coney Island. After he had so many people evicted, the development was named after his family. What arrogance! Perhaps our new strongman wannabe, The Donald, came by his "talents" the old-fashioned way, by inheriting them. In his own words The Donald says "eminent domain is wonderful." He told Neil Cavuto of Fox News that he agreed with the Supreme Court's Kelo decision "100 percent." So you and I have no real property rights, according to The Donald. Any developer can condemn our property to build a casino, a glitzy hotel, or anything else they can dream up. Individual rights mean little or nothing to The Donald, when he can put his name on another high-rise and brag about his "success" while ignoring all the people whose homes he condemned.

Holy Cruzaders

"Holy Cruzaders, Batman! Ted Cruz is running for president, bragging about spanking his five-year-old daughter for not speaking the truth, and yet lying like a dog himself! He gives me the creeps! What can we do?"

"Not much, Robin, unfortunately! Holy Cruzaders seem to be running the show in the United States these days! Personally, I think they're a bigger threat than criminals who are at least honest about their motives and intentions! Give me the Joker or the Riddler any day of the week!"

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