its 6,000 hilarious rhyming lines
about a mouse's struggle to escape
the sewer into which he was born,
forlorn,
and yet able to make
your jaw drop, agape:
The Mouse Whole
an epic poem
by
Richard Moore
Listen to Richard Moore's reading
of Book 1 of The Mouse Whole
Listen to Richard Moore's reading
of Book 2 of The Mouse Whole
Listen to Richard Moore's reading
of Book 3 of The Mouse Whole
Listen to Richard Moore's reading
of Book 4 of The Mouse Whole
Listen to Richard Moore's reading
of Book 5 of The Mouse Whole
More by Richard Moore:
The
Self: A Consideration (essay)
Pain and Death
(essay)
How I Blew It At The New Yorker (essay)
THT's First Interview with Richard Moore (interview with THT editor Mike
Burch)
THT's Second Interview with Richard Moore (interview with THT editor
Mike Burch)
Poetic Meter in English: Roots and Possibilities (essay)
On Rhyme
(essay)
The
Balancer: Yeats and His Supernatural System (essay)
A Fair's End (poetry) can be
read online at the New Formalist Press website.
Grants
Government and the arts, alas, they just don't mix.
Your bed of roses, bureaucrat, is full of pricks.
Ménage á Deux: Songs for a Father-to-be
She's pregnant, none more beautiful than she.
Inside her we can feel
the future stirring; outside we can see
darkly the storm birds wheel.
Like Berkeley's God, I labor constantly
to keep this frail world real.
No little tendrils of the heart
bind strong enough when little ruptures start;
people who live together learn to live apart.
"Can't you be someone else once in a while?"
My question starts her smile.
She gives her head a toss and calmly eyes me:
"Why don't you fantasize me?
But come to think of it," her look grows steady,
"that's what you do already."
The year's darkness, the miracle of birth,
animal me, my worth
as calculated in the drift of stars,
prices of prunes, sports cars...
O stuff all that! Where is the world that she
dreamt of, now wants to see?
Let's go again!
—upon all fours.
Let's close our houses up, live out of doors,
we, destined to become extinct as dinosaurs.
Technology keeps going faster,
its future still unfolding, ever vaster.
Earth cries, Human intelligence
—what a disaster!
But no, the tent's folded, no longer sunned in
the hills of France and Spain,
where streams flow night and day, a campsite one din
from which we can refrain,
stuffed into winter countryside, from London
two easy hours by train.
I see nothing
—yes, nothing right
there in the afternoon, already night,
its faces all aglow with false electric light;
and I remember unreality
first flooding into me,
washing my mother's earnest luncheon word
into the vast absurd.
I took it with me back to boarding school,
she gone then, I its tool.
The only real question was when
I would go mad, marching with Caesar's men.
Look now: I'm laboring at Latin once again.
She lay in dimness with the candle lit,
back bare, me rubbing it.
Some words, now lost, went between me and her,
and then it seemed there were
no words, nothing to touch or hold in store,
between us any more.
Day after day, she wakes, she feeds
both of them. O, memento of our deeds
there, always there, a tiresome queer shape with needs
—
she says, "Things that I think I'll say sound dumb,
so I don't say them. True
enough, but they'd sound silly. So I strum
the guitar, sing....I'll do
differently soon, my dear; soon I'll become
sullen and closed like you."
Then quietly, no sigh, no moan:
"I see I'm to have this baby alone.
You are a killer, Dick." And thus a seed is sown.
"Don't let me kill you!" frantically I plead.
She laughs, from her mood freed,
"I feel better already. You don't moan.
You just wander alone
and only get more gloomy and morose."
The seed! I hold it close
—
managed, however, from that soil to dig me
my image of the Pygmy,
suggesting life more magical and mythic
in the late Paleolithic.
I've put all that into another book.
Interested, Reader?...Look!
'N editor I'm to see, upon
my word, a London literary don,
my critical hairs combed, int'lectu'l necktie on.
The lies we live by subtly consume us.
Bury us, then, in humus
since we were human. Read, Reader, appalled,
but don't blame that on me!
The deepest lie we tell is the lie called
sentimentality,
and of its forms the worst is facile gloom,
the automatic rages
like mine that kill all feeling....Let love bloom!
How deeply it engages
when the immortal Schubert, magic rager,
modulates into major!
The publisher is in his house;
winds will not blow him, nor will downpours douse.
He knows he mustn't publish 'n epic 'bout a mouse.
If things aren't getting better (now the rage)
then in some golden age
(sometimes I would be "I," but mostly "it")
all unfit things would fit,
all categories blend and cease their clamor.
That puts an end to grammar,
and frees me, doesn't it? I'll dance about,
let all my feelings out,
living in holiness and simple awe, per-
haps actually a pauper
and not just faking it, concealing wealth
to cheat National Health.
We got the whole damn baby free:
hospital, doctor, nurse, dispensary....
(procedures and their names change when you cross the sea.)
How long did Adam, Eve, gardening peons,
live before falling? Eons!
The Stone-Age hunters whom my spirit craves,
living in draughty caves,
changed not once in a hundred thousand years
the way they tipped their spears.
Had they no passions to be vented,
to keep on going on like that, contented,
free of our mania for change, as though demented?
Each week
—habit from which I cannot budge
—
I cook a pound of fudge.
The emptiness of life demands that filler.
It is my sweetness-pillar
huge for me there: catlike I made and fenced it
and rub myself against it.
Conrad, black male, is huge, to see
on windowsills, but hard to capture. He
(God knows how he lives) fills woods with his progeny.
Surrounded by the bored and boring Brits
in pubs sad Richard sits.
They, for whom everything has happened, wait
for one more twist of fate,
which creeps, alas now, slower than molasses.
Time still to fill their glasses.
Open to misery, distress,
I, female, give it
—palpable!
—access.
It enters, comes. I'm left pregnant with hopelessness.
The winding road, the clipped and tonsured earth:
a woman's giving birth.
Warm pulpy beings, clever, know so much
impossible to touch;
masters of concepts difficult to name,
they will rot just the same.
Wives come to help out, fuss and fix,
cheap tongues for advertising's vulgar tricks.
There are no peasants left nowadays, only hicks.
God, will I spoil it for her, home today,
forget, say, what to say?
Lose my poor wits in fits and mindless fretting?
She stands there, "It's like getting
a doll for Christmas, Dick
—that's what I feel
—
except this doll is real."
Where with this wild child may my way be?
I, no one...do I feel...jealousy maybe
of my heroic wife? Come on! Let's kill the baby.
In the sharp bathroom light that hardly flattered,
her face looked ravaged, shattered.
She seemed to come apart, seemed toothy, spiky,
the sweet calm in her psyche
usurped, canceled by brute power within,
the new stranger, our kin.
My story ends, the future hid.
I, all my rubbish still under its lid,
never went mad. O God! She in that crib there did.
Published in Edge City Review
When In Rome...
There was once a fat diner named Schlurp.
After dinner he'd noisily burp.
Said his wife, "Go and dine a
few decades in China,
where everyone does that, you twerp!"
Published in Light Quarterly
Yet Another Apology
Why's he so cutting, ironic, unkind,
like those bitter old pagans of Greece?
"A positive mind is a turbulent mind."
My negative mind is at peace.
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