Dear Mum: email from an Israeli prison cell on August 5, 2009
“We politely make it impossible for them to live here.”—An Israeli tour guide
“Demolishing someone's home is not 'polite,' cretin! ”—THT
Sarah Haynes, a volunteer with Israeli Committee Against House Demolitions, recently wrote this group email to her friends and family in Australia. Her missive has not been edited except for the THT "advisory" directly above and minor corrections of spelling and punctuation.
Not all tours end in arrest—but mine did.
I am volunteering with the Israeli Committee Against House
Demolitions (ICAHD). This is an Israeli human rights group with a focus
on house demolitions both in solidarity with the Palestinians who suffer
the devastation of losing their home, but also to debunk the Israeli
myths about [these] actions [being] based on security: Destroying peoples homes can have
no security justification—instead it is a tool in what the convener of
the group, Jeff Halper, describes as the “matrix of control”.
For a detailed account of the strategy of settlement,
this article by ICAHD is pretty exhaustive.
As I mentioned in an earlier email there is a hotly
contested area in East Jerusalem called Sheihk Jarrah—it has even made
it onto Obama’s radar, with specific mention. There is a group of
fanatical setters who want to create a new settlement complex in this
neighbourhood, which means first expelling all the Palestinian
residents, taking over their homes, then eventually razing the area for
this new settlement.
Every time settlers move into a
neighbourhood [it] means the Army also moves in to protect them, [after
which] Palestinians
are restricted from moving into the area, and the flavour of the
neighbourhood of course changes. This is already a heartbreaking
situation for Palestinians whose national aspirations both depend on
East Jerusalem as capital for any future economically viable state, but
also whose very cultural desire is tied up in this city. The other point is that every home taken away from
Palestinians is one less home available for Palestinians—not just in
that neighbourhood, but in toto. They do not have the option to buy
somewhere else in Jerusalem or Israel so they become homeless, or [have
to] squish
in with over-crowded relatives. In some cases, as per the policy design,
they will give up their Jerusalem residency and privileges and job
opportunities, and instead move to the West Bank. As my Israeli tour
guide said yesterday, “We politely make it impossible for them to live
here”. So. As the tour was almost finished, we got a message that
settlers were in the process of occupying a home in this neighbourhood,
which we were just about to pass. We jumped off and proceeded to the
house (with a little difficulty as the neighbourhood, unlike the new
settlements, is still somewhat like a refugee camp and does not really
have addresses). The home in question is claimed to have been bought by
American bingo centre millionaire Irwin Moskowitz, who is integral to
the fanatical settler movement (see
this article by Israeli peace group Gush Shalom). The sale is
disputed by the locals who have a court case pending. This means the
settlers should not take any action until the court has made a ruling on
the “sale”, but they have tried to move in on several occasions since
the legally protected woman living there died recently. This time they had turned up with the police and when we
got there they were already taking to the house with sledge hammers, and
putting up a tin fence (not actually demolishing, apparently just
renovating). Neighbours watched helplessly. The police are notorious for
helping the settlers, and often pretend not to know about court orders
until they are presented with a new emergency injunction when a
demolition has already started—then they declare the house
structurally unsafe and the demolition continues on this new logic! This was the first time I had observed a demolition, and it
really made me so sad. I could feel my heart in my chest, and the
tightness of my throat. I wanted to cry with the Palestinians watching
the process from the sidelines. … six of us from ICAHD and ISM (International Solidarity
Movement) sat down at the front of the alley way and linked arms to
block the path of a small earth mover. After about 20 minutes the police
told us to move, [but] we didn’t move, so they bodily removed us one at a
time. They were very efficient. Five of us were put in a police van and
taken to the station (four internationals, one Israeli). So far, pretty normal Israeli police response to
non-violent action here. We expected to be held for a couple of hours
and then released on condition not to return to the area for a few
weeks. A lawyer paid by the [Jewish organization] Rabbis for Human Rights arrived and began
negotiating for our release. Three more ISM activists arrived. They had been
arrested two hours after us, for taking photos. They had walked into the
area without being stopped, took some photos, the settlers told them not
to, they asked why, the police told them not to, they asked why, the
police told [them] to leave, they started to leave, [then] they were arrested. Meanwhile we were separated and interrogated. Some people
got good cop, some got bad cop. Israeli girl of course got a major
grilling, [was] told she had ruined her life with an arrest, [was] asked why she is
a self-hating Jew etc. etc. She had to go through a similar spiel with
pretty much every single cop, guard, driver, gaol officer, and
paper-work processor we encountered, and then again after [each] shift change.
Some just ranted at her, several actually seemed to listen to her
perspective. I got bored cop. I confirmed my name and nationality (he
had my passport, it was moot), and then for each question I answered “I
have no response for that question”—ranging from “what’s your mobile
number here?” to “did you come to Israel to disrupt the police?”. He
told me I was held on suspicion of disrupting the peace and hindering
police (I think—his English wasn’t great). Then he asked with a sigh
if I would sign a document about our interview, I said I wouldn’t, as it
was in Hebrew and I didn’t understand it. After interrogations we were eventually put in a holding
area with the police lockers, and were allowed to talk to each other.
Our lawyer asked if we would agree to release on [the] condition that we not
enter the area for month; we said we would if ICAHD supported it, which
they did … then nothing. Apparently the chief decided during these
negotiations that we were being held overnight and our lawyer left. Several people had their phone confiscated at the beginning,
but I still had mine and had credit; it was our link outside. Then a new, mean cop came into our holding area and yelled
at me for playing Solitaire. The Israeli girl translated this as “NO!
you don’t play cards here, this is not a fun fair. Would you play cards
in the police station in Australia?”… Well, firstly the police would not
have already held me for five hours, and if they had, and I had cards,
well yes—I would play with them! When we received a phone call he really spat the dummy and
yelled at the other cops “What kind of a police station are you running
here? You let them keep their phones all this time?” So that was that …
my phone gone, I was now in communication silence. Sorry to panic my
boyfriend with my sudden dropping off the radar there! In the final analysis, I believe the court found us guilty
of something along the lines of obstructing the peace and we are not to
go within 500m of Sheikh Jarrah for three weeks—if we are caught there
we will be deported and Rabbis for Human Rights will pay NIS 5000
(AUD$2000 – more than they can afford). The prosecutor wanted us to be
banned from the whole of Jerusalem and be forbidden from entering Israel
for “some time” but our lawyer was very good at presenting case law from
right-wing demonstrations where the perpetrators who threw rocks at
Palestinians were only banned from the precise location (not a whole
neighbourhood) and only for 15 days. She also made the prosecutor look a fool, as he could not
supply any examples of us being violent, and he could not demonstrate
that police were obstructed, as the work was completed on the day as
planned. The judge berated the police for holding us overnight which
is good for precedent. The earthmover did go in and do its business, but the media
attention meant that the court injunction was rushed and the settlers
must now stop (or at least the police will stop protecting them). Last
night settlers tried to evict another family in the neighbourhood. There
were internationals there, a group was mobilised to attend (not me) and
media arrived. The police, with their recent admonition and the pressure
of a US delegation apparently visiting the area yesterday, told the
settlers to leave. A stay of execution, and a small victory. Back to me! Why were we held for so long (24 hours till the
court case, and then another three until we were released, then another
hour until we got our stuff back)? Either the police chief was in a bad mood. Or they were
trying to scare internationals from taking action, for fear of spending
a night in gaol. In which case they failed because gaol is only
marginally skankier than my hostel and is mostly just boring. In any
case the judge has pretty much put paid to that precedent for a while. I called my parents who sounded …
annoyed. I had promised I wouldn’t go seeking trouble and here I am
getting tear-gassed on Friday, and arrested on Sunday. But in neither
case did I feel that I was in an unusual or dangerous situation. This is
the normal functioning of the Occupation. Apologies for those who were
worried about me, but really I am fine, and being safe.
Letter to the Editors of the Montreal Gazette, August 15, 2009,
by Mike Burch
In his
opinion piece “Gays take a queer stance on
Who can take such apocalyptic nonsense seriously? Nelson Mandela, a black
heterosexual victim of South African apartheid, is able to sympathize with
Palestinian victims of Israeli apartheid without losing his sexual identity, so
why the incomprehensible double standard for gays? They know perfectly well what they’ve
experienced and can thus empathize intelligently with Palestinians without
risking their immortal souls (or whatever
But perhaps
No, the
sky will not fall if we question
Jimmy
Carter, a white heterosexual, has written a book opposing Israeli apartheid. He
recently visited
Carter,
Mandela and Tutu don’t “hate”
More and
more, people around the world oppose not the dream of Zionism but the
current implementation of Zionism. We don’t oppose Israeli apartheid
because we “hate”
If we want to avoid future events like 9-11 and wars like those raging in
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
is an open letter written
by Bleu Copas, former Army Sergeant and Arab Linguist.
Infalli-BULL
is an open letter by Mike Burch, which points out that to this day the God of
the Bible has never announced the creation or purpose of a place called "hell."
How can the Pope be "infallible" if he condemns people to an "eternal hell" that
was never mentioned to Adam, Eve, Cain, Noah, Abraham, Lot, Moses, or a long
line of Hebrew prophets? Obviously hell did not exist at any time during the Old
Testament days, but how could an all-wise God forget to mention the creation and
purpose of hell to anyone in the New Testament as well?
Dear Mike Burch . . .
I just read your
Heresy
Hearsay page and suddenly realized
what a horrible religion Christianity is. Thanks so much for opening my eyes! (I
had been out for an extended lunch and didn’t realize how dismal things had
become down there.) It's a shame "grace" is being bottled and sold like cheap perfume. The
idea that I would save Christians by "grace" and send Gandhi and Einstein to an
"eternal hell" would be laughable if so many people didn't make it the basis of
their "religion." Do they really believe I'm such an unjust Ogre?
Sincerely,
God
P.S. Do you know Ratzinger/Benedict's phone number? It seems
to be unlisted in heaven's directory. But then none of the
Protestant evangelists are listed here either. They all seem to be worshipping the Other Guy.
Questions for General Petraeus, circa
2009-2010, by Mike Burch
My name is Mike Burch. I’m an editor and publisher of Holocaust Poetry. Here
are my questions:
Atrocities like American slavery, the Trail of Tears, the Holocaust, South
African apartheid and the Palestinian Nakba obviously occur because nations fail
to establish fair laws and just courts that protect the rights of all human
beings under their aegis, equally. Wouldn’t the U.S. do better to encourage
nations like Iraq and Israel to establish fair laws and just courts, than to
pour hundreds of billions of dollars in financial aid and advanced weapons into
one, while spending trillions of dollars to invade the other? What do you think
of a "Reagan Doctrine" that the U.S. should use the power of our economy and
only minimal, appropriate uses of military force, to encourage non-democratic
regimes to reform from within?
Robert McNamara recently admitted that the basic premise of Vietnam War was
fallacious. Obviously, all Asia did not fall to communism just because the South
Vietnamese government fell. Isn’t it true that the basic premise of the
so-called "war against terrorism" is also fallacious, since Al-Qaida has only a
few hundred active militants, and no navy, air force or any ability to invade or
overthrow any Western nation, much less the United States? Isn’t it true that
our navy is larger than the next 13 largest navies in the world combined, and
that our navy and air force could easy repel any attack against the United
States? How can terrorist organizations with only a few hundred foot soldiers
"conquer the world"?
Does our military policy in the Middle East make any sense? Our navy is
larger than the next 13 largest navies in the world combined, so no terrorist
organization can possibly invade, much less "conquer" the United States. If the
only real threat terrorist organizations pose to the United States is a nuclear
attack, since we have thousands of highly accurate nuclear weapons, why not
bring our troops home and inform nations harboring terrorist regimes that if
we’re attacked, we’ll retaliate in kind, ensuring their destruction? The first
nuclear attack by terrorists would be the last. Why not bring our troops home
and rely on Mutually Assured Destruction, since the only real threat to Western
civilization is a nuclear war in which we have an overwhelming advantage?
Isn’t it true that were are waging two fruitless wars needlessly? The men who
attacked us on 9-11 did so primarily for two reasons: because they empathized
with the plight of the Palestinian people, and because they despise U.S.
interference in the Middle East (primarily to secure cheap oil). But the price
of oil has only soared, and the Palestinians are human beings who are entitled
to equal human rights and the protection of fair laws and fair courts. What
"strategic goals" are we accomplishing? Why not bring our troops home and simply
pay the going price for oil, while requiring Israel to treat the Palestinians
like human beings?
German soldiers who invaded Poland and Czechoslovakia were, of course, highly
patriotic and only following orders. They marched to stirring national anthems
with tears welling in their eyes, willing to die for the honor of the homeland
they loved so passionately. But their government was, of course, not acting
honorably. Should they have followed orders, or should they have used their
brains? Should the generals who led them like sheep to the slaughter, perhaps,
have spoken the truth in public, even if they risked losing a pretty insignia or
two?
I am a patriotic American. I am also a father who loves his son. Before I
would trust my son’s life to any general, I would want to know whether that
general truly and absolutely believes the defense of his country requires my
son’s life. I don’t for a minute believe that a handful of two-bit terrorists
are capable of invading and conquering the United States. Do you? Why, then,
should a father like me entrust the life of his son to a general like you? (I
realize this question seems harsh and probably unfair. But human lives are
precious. The lives of American boys should not be squandered so that rich
Israeli Jews can abuse destitute Palestinians and continually steal their land.
The lives of American boys should not be squandered so rich American companies
can have "secure" supplies of "inexpensive" oil, especially when the price of
oil has only soared due to our government’s unbelievable folly. Before I send my
son to risk his life and die in some godforsaken backwater like Vietnam or
Afghanistan, I should know that my government is acting wisely, in the best
interests of Americans. But I know this is not the case. I have to believe that
you know it too. The Vietnam war was waged on false premises. Now the "war
against terrorism" is being waged on false premises. Once again American boys
are dying needlessly under the command of generals like you. They have the
courage to risk their lives, before they have even had the chance to live. Can
you, who have had the chance to live a full life, risk answering this question
in pubic? Do you have even a fraction of their courage? Probably not. You will
probably keep sending American boys to die in wars you don’t believe in
yourself. If you do believe in these wars, you must be mad, like Hitler’s
generals. So I believe my question, however harsh, is fair.)
Letter to the Montreal Gazette, August 13, 2009, by Mike Burch
Is Thomas L. Friedman overly optimistic ("Surprise, surprise: Life in the
West Bank is getting better")? There are far more than "41" military checkpoints
in the West Bank. According to a UN report, there were 528 checkpoints and other
obstacles such as roadblocks in the West Bank in 2006, and the overall number
was increasing by up to 40% per year. According to Israel’s Office for the
Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs—Occupied Palestinian Territories, there are
over 600 military checkpoints and other obstacles in the West Bank. During the
OCHA reporting period that ended in April 2008, while 103 such obstacles were
removed, 144 more were added. If Israel closed some of the 41 checkpoints
Friedman mentioned, that hardly constitutes closing a large percentage of all
the checkpoints and obstacles in the West Bank. Therefore Friedman’s
presentation of the facts seems misleading, at best.
Palestinian mothers in labor and their unborn babies are dying in ambulances
because they can’t reach nearby hospitals. Whether the impediment is an Israeli
soldier armed with a machine gun, a wall twice as high as the Berlin Wall, or a
block of concrete erected in the middle of a road, the results can unfortunately
be the same: the suffering and deaths of innocents. At least a soldier might
possibly be reasoned with. But how can a mother in labor argue with a gigantic
wall or a block of concrete?
Yes, any breath of peace in the West Bank is welcome. But no, we cannot
afford to become overly excited about prospects brightening for a few
Palestinian businessmen when the lives of so many innocents are at stake. Jimmy
Carter recently visited Gaza, an enclave of 1.5 million human souls who have
been cut off from the rest of the world by the Israeli military. During his
visit Carter said the Palestinians there are being treated more like animals
than human beings, pointing out that small children who have suffered through
hell on earth have been denied crayons and coloring books as "security risks."
As long as men like Friedman say the end of the Israeli occupation of
Palestine is "not going to happen," perhaps on the presumption that the economic
and "security" interests of Israel trump the human rights of Palestinians, we
will live in a very dangerous world where events like 9-11 are likely to trigger
wars like the ones in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Hitler and his goons arbitrarily decided that the economic and "security"
interests of Germany trumped the human rights of Jews, Gypsies, Slavs and
everyone of the "wrong" race and creed. I am an American editor and publisher of
Holocaust poetry who has worked closely with Jewish Holocaust survivors to
strenuously oppose such thinking. I hope Americans and Canadians will consider
the "big picture." The big picture has always been human rights. Would Americans
and Canadians stand for our mothers and children being denied access to
hospitals when their lives were at stake? Would we allow our children to be spat
on and cursed on their way to school, by soldiers with raised machine guns? Why
do we allow Palestinians to be treated so despicably, and expect them to be
content with less than basic human rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of
happiness? An American slave might have welcomed a cup of water and respite from
the lash after a day of back-breaking labor, but his "happiness" would have been
relative to his suffering and degradation. Has Friedman adopted the perspective
of a "benevolent" overseer? Should we?
Letter to The Tennessean, January 20, 2010, by Mike Burch
According to Monday’s Tennessean, Christopher McBride of Nashville Christian
School said that Christians "know" the theory of evolution is "false." While I
defend McBride’s freedom of speech, as a Christian who has studied the Bible for
many years, I strongly disagree with him.
The evidence that evolution has occurred on both "micro" and "macro" levels
is irrefutable. The evidence of fossils and DNA cannot be denied.
Scientists have extracted DNA from the bones of Neanderthals, and their DNA
is 99.5% identical to human DNA. And yet the DNA of modern human beings shows no
evidence that our human ancestors ever bred with Neanderthals. The Occam’s Razor
solution is simple: modern humans and Neanderthals evolved from a common
ancestor, then after their evolutionary paths forked, they either found each
other repulsive and chose not to mate, or they were unable to produce offspring
together. In either case, the existence of another branch of human evolution is
irrefutable. Neanderthals co-existed with human beings for an extended period of
time. They were far more intelligent than other animals. They mastered fire.
They showed the ability to "plan ahead" by creating hand axes and other tools.
Their brains were as big as ours. They were much closer to human beings than
they were to chimpanzees and other primates. But they were not modern human
beings, or even "kissing cousins."
What McBride may have meant to say is that the theory of evolution cannot
fully explain the origins of the universe and life, which would be true. But
Darwin’s theory does not claim to explain how life originated. It explains how
life evolves. And life on earth obviously does evolve. We now know that human
beings are evolving faster now than in the past. Scientists recently
reported that the human male Y chromosome continues to evolve at a rapid pace.
And human beings are quite obviously much taller than they were just a few
hundred years ago . . .
The great warriors of the Roman empire stood a hair over five foot tall. They
were midgets compared to us.
Anyone who visits a medieval castle with an armory can easily see that the
knights of yore were tiny compared to modern humans. Richard the Lionheart was
considered a "giant" in his day, but he was only six foot tall.
I’m six-foot-two. When I stayed at a house in England that was around 350
years old, I had to bend over when entering the house because the doors were
only six feet high. When I took a bath, my feet extended a foot beyond the
bathtub. I would have been considered a giant just a few hundred years ago.
In my own life, I have noticed how much taller girls are, than when I was a
boy.
During the millions of years of his evolution, man has constantly grown
taller. Anyone who examines the fossil evidence can see this. And this evolution
continues today. And this makes perfect sense, because evolution has designed
animals to grow in size when sufficient food is available. During the times when
food was most plentiful on earth, dinosaurs and mammals like mastodons and giant
sloths grew to humongous sizes. But each time an ice age or other natural
disaster occurred and food became scarce, the animals shrank in size.
If food becomes scarce in Africa tomorrow, mice will have a better chance of
surviving than elephants. This is just the simple "common sense" of evolution,
which always favors the life forms best adapted to their living conditions. When
food is plentiful, "big wins." When food is scarce, being small has its
advantages.
Brain scientists now know that our brains are continuing to evolve. To deny
the clear evidence of evolution is silly. Until around 10,000 years ago human
beings had made very little technological process. Our ancestors had used the
same hand axes and rudimentary tools for hundreds of thousands of years. Then
something extraordinary happened. Something in the human genome "clicked" and we
suddenly became much more intelligent as a species. There was obviously a
mutation.
I own a computer software company. Over the last 30 years I have written
thousands of computer programs, which are pure logic. No human being born more
than 10,000 years ago could begin to do what I have done with my brain. I don’t
say this to brag, merely to make a point. There is a tremendous difference
between the intellectual capabilities of a Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon and a
modern scientist or computer programmer.
Does McBride believe it would have taken a race of Einsteins hundreds of
thousands of years to do more than bang and scrape flint into hand axes?
Obviously, something amazing happened in human evolution around 10,000 years
ago. The evidence is irrefutable. Before, we were savages. Soon thereafter, we
invented civilization, agriculture, writing, algebra, geometry, calculus,
physics, philosophy, etc.
The Bible is one result of this great leap in human evolution. But
unfortunately a lot of it was produced by barbarians, and this is simple to
prove.
Like many Christians, McBride probably bases what he "knows" on the Bible.
But the Bible is not a reliable witness for either science or morality Those of
us who have actually read and studied the Bible honestly, with clear minds, know
that the Bible is far from "infallible." Much of it was written by violent
nomadic barbarians who justified killing women and children by saying, like the
Son of Sam, "God told me to do it." Jesus Christ was as different from Moses,
Joshua and King David as night is from day. The failure of so many Christians to
read the Bible and be honest about what it actually says, keeps them from
being able to teach students things that make sense.
Just look at the conclusions that have been drawn by Christians in the past,
because they relied on the Bible:
Christians once "knew" the earth was flat. But Columbus proved them wrong.
Christians once "knew" the earth was the center of the universe. But NASA
proved them wrong.
Christians once "knew" whites were superior to blacks because blacks were the
"children of Ham" who had been designated by God to serve as slaves. But of
course they were wrong.
Every time Christians have accepted the Bible carte blanche, without thinking
critically, they have been misled into Crusades, Inquisitions, slavery, witch
hunts and treating women like chattels. The terrible errors of the past spring
from this strange idea that nomadic barbarians who slaughtered women and
children (and all too often their own women and children) were "men of God."
There’s an old saying: "The proof is in the pudding." Well, then the Bible is
proof that Moses, Joshua, Caleb and King David were not "men of God" because
they massacred defenseless women and children. It is disturbing and shocking
that conservative Christians call evil good, anytime a cretin says "God made me
do it." How can we trust such gullible people with the education of children?
Shouldn’t we expect them to be able to read, reason, and think critically? When
will they learn to "rightly divide" the Bible?
Christians once "knew" the Genesis account of creation was "true," but today
modern science has proven the Genesis account to be incorrect. We now know
(because there are distant stars whose light is reaching the earth after
millions of years in transit) that the universe is vastly older that the 6,000
years recorded in the Bible. If the universe was only a few thousand years old,
we would be unable to see any star more than 6,000 light years away. This is
simple physics.
We also have the evidence of geologic formations like the Grand Canyon, which
was obviously formed over many millions of years. No one with a functional brain
can possibly believe the timeline established by the Bible. How can conservative
Christians account for the fact that cities like Jericho and Catal Hoyuk predate
the time of Adam by thousands of years, and that the tools and skeletons left by
our less civilized ancestors predate any possible Adam/Eve scenario by hundreds
of thousands of years?
Obviously the early stages of Bible history are not accurate. The writers of
the Bible had no idea how long humans had been on the planet before the first
cities were built. And then they missed the construction of the first cities by
several thousand years.
And why are there no descriptions of ice ages in the Bible, since human
beings obviously lived through ice ages? Why are there no descriptions of giant
asteroids wiping out nearly all life on earth? The answer is simple: these
things predate the writing of the Bible, and the men who told the stories that
became the Bible did not get the accounts from God, but made them up. At some
point the accounts do become more or less historical, but not in the very early
going. Therefore, there is no reason to believe that all the Bible is a direct
revelation of an all-wise God. An all-wise God would have gotten the sequence of
creation events right . . .
The Genesis account gets the order of creation wrong. We now know the correct
order: the oldest (most distant stars) first, then the newer stars like our sun,
then the planets (because the heavier elements that comprise planets are formed
in the hearts of stars), then the moon (which could not orbit the earth until
the earth had sufficient mass to hold it in orbit), then the seas, then sea
life, and finally land life. The Genesis account maintains that plants were
created before the sun and stars. This patently ridiculous, since photosynthesis
obviously requires sunlight.
The Bible also says that hares chew the cud, that there are insects with four
legs, and other such nonsense. Such errors continue into the New Testament. For
instance, Jesus was reputed to have said the mustard seed is the smallest of
seeds, but this is not true. Orchids have smaller seeds, and orchids grow in
Israel. The men who wrote the Bible were not scientists, and Jesus was not a
botanist. To claim the Bible contains profound wisdom about science is silly.
The Bible is full of wild errors, blatant contradictions and unfulfilled
prophecies which can never be fulfilled. Anyone who has studied the Bible
honestly knows this, and accepts it.
For instance, the Bible contains two prophecies about Nebuchadnezzar that did
not come true, and can never come true. There was a prophecy that he would sack
and loot Tyre. The prophet who predicted this later admitted his own error, then
said Nebuchadnezzar would sack and loot Egypt instead, and leave it an
uninhabited wasteland for forty years. But that never happened either. Other
false prophecies in the Bible include the one about Levites always offering
sacrifices in the temple. The temple was destroyed twice, so this prophecy was
false. Another prophecy said a son of David would always sit on the throne of
Israel. But that prophecy was proven false long before the time of Jesus. The
Levites often claimed to speak for God, but they were wrong time and time again.
Anyone who has read the Bible and studied the prophecies and history knows the
truth. But conservative Christians lie to their own children—telling them
every word of the Bible is "infallible"—thus perpetuating the deceptions of
the men who claimed to speak for God, while murdering defenseless women and
children. Is this how Christians honor God, by siding with the lowest of the
low? Why don’t they just admit the truth?
There are far more serious errors in the Bible than mere errors of science
and history.
Not very long ago, Christians "knew" slavery, ethnic cleansing and genocide
were "the will of God" because Moses commanded such things. Of course they were
wrong, although conservative Christians still refuse to admit the horrendous
"morality" contained in many palpably evil verses in the Bible.
Has McBride read Numbers 31, in which Moses commanded his warriors to
slaughter captured women and male infants, while keeping only virgin girls
alive, as sex slaves? Is this the "wisdom of God"?
Has McBride read Deuteronomy 22, in which Moses commanded that girls who had
been raped should be murdered or sold to their rapists for cash? Is this the
"wisdom of God"?
Can anyone believe Jesus commanded such things? Of course not. Jesus was the
antithesis of Moses and King David. But conservative Christians—in their
desperation to "believe" every word of the Bible—have to shut down their
brains. But then how can they be good teachers of students?
The theory of evolution and DNA science explain the existence of
Neanderthals. The Bible doesn’t (even though Neanderthals lived in Israel)
because according to the Bible Adam and Eve were created ex nilo, in a
perfect state, only a few thousand years ago. Of course this is a fairytale,
which no thinking Christian can possibly believe. Only conservative Christians,
with their heads buried in the sand like ostriches, believe the "garden of Eden"
account, which only turns God into a moron, a churl and a murderer. Should
Christians believe in a God who is not good?
As Mark Twain, American’s foremost critic of Biblical literalism pointed out,
the Genesis account makes no sense. How could Adam and Eve have made the right
decision, if they weren’t given the discernment to know good from evil until it
was too late? Whoever came up with the Genesis account was bereft of logic. He
made God the first murderer, because according to him, God gave Adam and Eve
animal skins to wear, which means the first murders were committed by God. The
animals hadn’t committed a sin, so why should they suffer and die? The depiction
of God in the Genesis account makes him unjust, because the animals shouldn’t
have suffered and died for the mistake of Adam and Eve, which was really the
mistake of God, since he alone had any knowledge of good and evil. Why didn’t he
just place the fruit a bit higher, where innocent, childlike Adam and Eve
couldn’t reach it, since they didn’t know good from bad? But of course
fairytales don’t have to make sense.
When I was a fifth-grader and began reading the Bible cover to cover, ten
chapters per day, I knew the garden of Eden story was a con job. That adult
Christians can believe it is beyond me. That they teach students to ignore the
clear evidence of science and believe God is an evil moron is, in my mind,
unconscionable.
If God condemned everyone we love to suffer and die, why should we praise
him? Do we praise women and child killers? If God set Adam and Eve up to fall,
by denying them the knowledge of good and evil they needed to make the right
decision until it was too late, why should we praise and honor God? If God
condemned my mother to suffer and die, how can I "love" God? Obviously, if there
is a God who is good, God cannot be a con artist or a mass murderer. Therefore,
the good God cannot be the God of the Genesis account. This leaves various
possibilities.
The most likely possibility is that the ancient Hebrews made up a myth to
explain how man came to live on planet earth, and in doing so made one mistake
after another. There are good reasons to believe this is what happened.
First, there is not one account of creation in the Bible, but two very
different accounts. In Genesis chapter 1, the animals are created first, then
Adam is created. But in Genesis chapter 2, Adam is created first, then God forms
all the animals and birds "from the ground" and has Adam name them as they are
created. In Genesis 1, man and woman are created simultaneously, both in the
image of God. But in Genesis 2, after Adam has named all the animals and hasn’t
found a suitable companion, God puts him to sleep and creates Eve from one of
his ribs.
Second, Adam and Eve go unmentioned in the Old Testament. Where are the
Hebrew psalms and lamentations over "original sin" that should have joined the
other psalms and lamentations? The Hebrew Bible never mentions the "sin" of Adam
and Eve again. Adam and "original sin" appear thousands of years later, in the
New Testament. How can we account for this? Fortunately there is a simple answer
. . .
Third, we know when and where the Israelites "borrowed" their creation
account. When the Israelites went into captivity in Babylon they did not yet
have a creation account. During their sojourn in Babylon, they "picked up" the
Babylonian creation myth, the Enuma Elish or En ma Eliš. This
Babylonian account predates the Hebrew Bible and matches the Bible in the order
things were created (although of course the order was wrong, because the
ancients had no idea what really happened). In the Babylonian account, there
were two Gods, male and female. This would account for the Bible saying man and
women were created in the image of God, "male and female" and also for the verse
that says, "Let us [plural] create man in our [plural] own image." But the
Israelites eventually banished their female goddess and rewrote the account so
that creation was attributed to one sovereign male God. They removed the female
goddess, Chaos (Tiamat) and had the world begin in murky chaos without her. In
both accounts, light and "day" and night" precede the creation of the sun. In
both accounts there is a day of rest at the end of the seven days of creation.
The accounts are too similar for this to be accidental.
The Israelites didn’t just pick up the creation account from ancient Babylon.
They also picked up the idea of powerful adversary of God, called Sheytân in
Persian (the language of Babylon), al-Shaitan (the Adversary) in Arabic, and
Satan (the Accuser) in Hebrew. Anyone who has actually read and studied the
Bible knows that Satan is never mentioned in chronologies covering thousands of
years in the early Bible. How could there be a powerful demon who rules the
earth, and yet God and the prophets failed to even mention him until the time of
David, in the book of Chronicles?
The Genesis account doesn’t mention Satan, only a talking snake, and as I
explained it’s obvious that the Genesis account was not part of the original
Hebrew Bible, but was added much later. Satan does not appear in the Bible for
thousands of years because in the Old Testament God was all-powerful and was
responsible for both good and evil. Satan was only needed when Israelites came
to believe that God could not be responsible for evil. By this time, they were
aware of an evil demon named "Satan" that their neighbors had made up. So Satan
was a late addition to the Old Testament, but even then he had no power except
to deceive. He did not become powerful in his own right until the New Testament,
when he offered all the nations of the earth to Jesus. This was, of course,
merely a theological proposition, because if God is all-powerful and controls
every event in human history, no one else can "offer" God anything. In the Old
Testament God was all-powerful. Now Christians flip-flop back and forth,
claiming God is all-powerful when something good happens, but that his hands are
tied by Satan and man’s free will whenever anything bad happens. Since lots of
bad things happen on earth, this makes Satan seem very powerful. But any sane
human being knows Satan doesn’t make us do things we don’t want to do. We do
what we decide to do ourselves, if we are sane. Satan has always been a literary
device, ever since he was added to the Bible at a very late date.
The first occurrence of the name Satan in the Bible is revealing. Just go to
any online search tool such as crosswalk.com and search for the name Satan. The
name doesn’t turn up until the census of David in Chronicles. But as with the
creation account, there are two accounts of the census. In one account, God
moved David’s heart to take a census, after which God became enraged and killed
thousands of Israelites, which makes no sense whatsoever, if God is good. So the
writer of Chronicles changed his version of things so that it was Satan who
provoked David to take the census. He probably did this because there is another
verse in the Bible that says David only disobeyed God in the matter of Uriah the
Hittite. If David only disobeyed God once, then David could not have disobeyed
God in the matter of the census, which would have made God responsible for all
the deaths. So the writer of Chronicles blamed the census on Satan, and this is
the first appearance of the name Satan in our English Bibles.
But the writer of Chronicles was wrong. King David was not a "righteous" man,
or a "man after God’s own heart" who only sinned once. This was pure propaganda
dreamed up by the Levite scribes who controlled what ended up in the pages of
the Bible. The truth is very different. King David was an idolater: he had a
man-sized idol (a Teraphim) in his own house. His wife Michal used it to trick
Saul’s envoys into believing the idol was David, "asleep" in bed, as he escaped
into the night to avoid assassination. But only idolaters have man-sized idols
in their houses!
David was a genocidal maniac who killed every woman when he "smote the land."
He ordered the slaughter of the lame and the blind when Jerusalem was taken from
the Jebusites, because he "hated" the handicapped. Jesus had compassion on the
handicapped, so how could David have been a man after God’s own heart? And King
David never "repented" because his dying command was for his friend Joab to be
assassinated, ostensibly for having "shed innocent blood." But it was David who
had offered Joab the command of his armies for slaughtering the handicapped!
David remained a lying, backstabbing hypocrite to his last breath. He was the
Jewish Hitler. And yet conservative Christians speak of David in glowing terms,
as they do of other serial murderers of women and children like Moses and Joshua
(whom they call a "type" of Jesus). How can they teach children, if they are
unable to read and understand their own Bibles, and be honest about them?
How did the Bible end up calling women and child killers "men of God"? Again,
the answer is simple. The Levite priests did not judge men like Moses, Joshua
and David by how good they were, but by how successful they were in war. When
men were successful in war—even when they killed women, children and the
handicapped—they were called "righteous." If they killed the priests of other
cults, they were even more "righteous." This pattern can be seen time and time
again throughout the Old Testament. The "righteous" kings were bloodthirsty
tyrants who slaughtered the priests of other religions (and eventually, the
priests of different cults within Judaism). Then, in order to avoid working
themselves, the Levites said "God" slavered like a hungry beast for the blood
and flesh of animals. In those days meat was the most valuable commodity the
common folk had to offer. So the Levites demanded that the choicest of all the
animals be brought as offerings to "God," which meant they got rich and fat
without working. It was, in effect, a con job.
They made religion a big, bloody, horrendous business. By the time of Jesus,
so many poor animals were being ritually, slaughtered, the Kidron valley below
the Jerusalem temple ran red with rivers of their blood. According to the gospel
of Mark (the oldest and most authentic gospel), when Jesus drove the poor
animals, the people selling them, and the moneychangers from the temple, the
priests who were in danger of losing their cushy jobs decided to kill him.
Obviously a good God could not want animals to butchered unnecessarily, or
for Jesus to suffer and die. It was religion gone mad that killed Jesus. Then,
after he died, it was religion that accused him of having caused all the
suffering and death that ever happened on the planet. Jesus did not agree that
God wanted sacrifices. He quoted Hosea 6:6, saying, "If you understood the
meaning of these words—I desire chesed (mercy, compassion,
lovingkindness), not sacrifice—you would not have condemned the innocent." Who
were the innocent, but the hundreds of thousands of innocent animals who died to
make the Levites rich? Six Hebrew prophets had said God did not desire
sacrifices—Hosea, Amos, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Micah and the Psalmist (allegedly
David but probably a later writer) – and Jeremiah blatantly contradicted the
entire sacrificial system, saying God did not ordain animal sacrifices when the
Israelites came out of Egypt.
How can all the Bible be "infallible" when the Levites said God demanded
animal sacrifices, and six prophets called them liars?
Once again, it is simple to see and understand what happened. The evidence
exists in the pages of the Bible:
(1) Moses did not command animal sacrifices.
(2) During the reign of Josiah, the Levites saw a way to gain power and get rich
quick.
(3) They wrote a new book, Deuteronomy, and pretended it had been "lost."
(4) The new book of Deuteronomy, authorized them to murder competing priests,
which they did, in a rampage of mayhem.
(5) The new book forced the common folk to give the Levites free meat and share
everything they had with them.
Chapter 22 of Deuteronomy commands that girls who had been raped should
either be murdered or sold to their rapists. Why? Because the Levites looked at
women as having value only if they were virgins who could be sold in marriage
for dowries. If a girl lost her hymen, she was of no value, so she should either
be killed or sold to her rapist. Is this the "wisdom" of God or the evil lunacy
of men? Any rich man could rape any girl he wanted, then offer her either death
or the opportunity to be raped "legally" every day of her life. If this doesn’t
make a Christian man want to vomit, what good is his religion? If this makes a
Christian man sick to his stomach, how can he believe all the Bible is
"infallible"?
When will Christians like Christopher McBride read their Bibles, admit the
errors and palpable evil they contain, and stop telling innocent children they
"know" things which are untrue? Science is not the problem. A religion that
calls evil "good" and lies the "truth" is the problem. Why not be honest about
the Bible? And shouldn’t teachers be honest with students? Moses didn’t have a
clue how the earth was formed, and he thought men should have free reign to
rape, enslave and kill women and children. On what planet is that the "wisdom"
of God?
Letter to Buzzflash, January 19, 2010, by Mike Burch
Here in the United States, Christian churches
and missionaries obviously want to help suffering, dying Haitians. In Nashville,
where I live, there will be a performance of Handel’s Messiah by white-robed
choirs and country superstars, with the proceeds benefitting Haiti disaster
relief. Now on the surface this all seems well and good. But if Jesus Christ
knew exactly what he was doing when he deliberately maimed and massacred
multitudes of Haitians, should Christians be interfering with his vengeance?
Conversely, if Christians don’t believe that what happened to the Haitians
constitutes "justice," how can they sing the praises of an all-powerful God?
If Jesus is all-wise, all-powerful and controls every aspect of the universe,
as Christians claim, then clearly the poor Haitian children now having their
crushed limbs sawn off without anesthetics are getting what they deserved. But
who can believe Jesus would be so cruel to children?
If such things are patently unjust and should never happen to innocent
children, why continue the pretense that Jesus is in control of the elements,
since such control would make him a child killer and serial murderer?
Ironically, Pat Robertson is right. If God is all-powerful and just, he must
have had a good reason to slaughter so many Haitians. But then why did he
viciously attack so many innocent animals, babies and children? Why didn’t he
send a plague specifically targeting only the adults who merited punishment? It
only took me a few seconds to come up with a better plan of attack; how can men
be wiser and more just than God Almighty?
Now Christian missionaries will undoubtedly rush to spread the "good news"
that suffering Haitians are in danger of an "eternal hell" if they don’t
"believe" in the all-powerful, unjust God who just poured out his wrath on their
beleaguered island. Do the suffering children of Haiti deserve to be terrorized
yet again, after all they’ve endured? Why not deliver aid without the voodoo
religion?
What a terrible price to attach to "Christian" benevolence! Has there ever
been a more irrational, graceless religion?
I implore Christians missionaries not take their gospel of hell to Haiti and
terrorize small, shell-shocked Haitian children with the idea that if they don’t
believe "Jesus saves" their souls will be in danger of an "eternal hell." My
parents and churches terrified me with this terrible gospel of hell when I was a
small boy. I only found relief as an adult, when I decided that calling
evil "good" because God perpetrates it is ridiculous.
Letter to the David Newman, September 3, 2009, by Mike Burch
Dear David Newman,
I am an American editor and publisher of Holocaust Poetry.
I read your article about the response to Dr. Neve Gordon's opinion piece
recently published by the Los Angeles Times. I had also read Dr. Gordon's
article, which had been mailed to me by one of my colleagues. I suppose this
shows what a rapidly shrinking world we live in.
I think your article, which seems balanced, is actually "on tilt" (as we used to
say when pinball machines were in vogue). You seem to advocate a
“balanced” debate, but in my opinion this makes no sense. There was once quite a
"debate" in the
We do not need to continually “debate” the relative merits of racist versus non-racist laws,
courts and systems of government. The debate is OVER. The free world has already
rendered its verdict: racism is an abomination.
Dr. Gordon’s solution has a good chance of working, because economic sanctions
will persuade Israelis to “vote their pocketbooks” (a modern democratic
phenomenon) and replace their current racist government with one led by leaders
more amenable
to peace through justice. But acting as if the Palestinians are somehow an equal
part of a perplexing problem is not helpful. Should the Jews of the Warsaw
Ghetto uprising have obeyed the racist “laws” of their Nazi overlords? Of course
not. If they were heroes and freedom fighters, then so are the Palestinians, for
the same simple reason: it is not a “crime” to break an illegal law.
It is, however, a crime to create racist, and therefore illegal laws. Who wrote
the laws of
What can Palestinians do, but resist forcefully? Patrick Henry said “Give me
liberty or give me death.” He didn’t mean he planned on committing suicide. He
meant he was willing to kill Englishmen, or be killed, in the pursuit of his
rights, and the rights of his children. But what would happen if my child was
born in
Do you understand now why I don’t have any interest in a
“balanced” debate? I want the state of
You say "two wrongs don't make a right," but that is an old wives' tale.
Sometimes it takes a horrific wrong to correct an even more horrific wrong.
Would the Holocaust survivors I work with say it was "wrong" for the Allies to
kill Germans in order to end the insanity and injustices of Hitler and the
Nazis? NO. Even George McGovern, whom I had the chance to meet and chat with
recently, said that World War II was justified. So did Einstein, who had been an
avowed pacifist before he saw what Hitler and his goons were capable of.
The American Civil War is another instance of a terrible wrong being required to
right an even more terrible wrong.
Now seeing what the racist state of
Do you really expect me to believe there is a somewhat even “dispute” between
two parties who can’t quite see eye to eye, when Israel has hundreds of thousands of
settlers busily stealing land from Palestinian farmers on a daily basis, while
Israeli soldiers armed with
machine guns curse and spit on Palestinian children on their way to school? Do
you understand the fury I feel, when Jewish professors complain whenever their
rights are infringed on, while Palestinian children can't walk to school without
being degraded and abused? Do you understand how Americans feel when our sympathy for Jewish
adults is demanded, but the rights of Palestinian children have been placed on
“eternal hold”?
How do you think the American public will feel, as it slowly but surely awakens
to the truth? Do you think Americans will want a “balanced debate” or do you
think we will do what had to be done when Southern slaveowners refused to free
their slaves, and when Nazis and Saddam Hussein chose to exceed their borders
and seize “living space” from innocent women and children?
I am an editor and publisher of Holocaust Poetry, not a
racist. I abhor racism. Therefore, I abhor the government of
Soon it may be necessary for a new, terrible wrong to correct this abomination.
Like the American slaves, like the Native Americans, like the Jews who suffered
and died during the Holocaust, and like the blacks who suffered at the hands of
white South Africans, the Palestinians had no hand in writing the laws or
establishing the courts that deprive them of their self-evident rights to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness. According to the American Declaration of
Independence, they have every right to rise up and kill the people who deprive
them of their equal human rights. Of course I am a man of peace and do not want
anyone to die. But history tells me that people will die in ever-increasing
numbers until the abomination ends, and that the free world will side with the
oppressed, not the oppressors.
Dr. Gordon is right. Perhaps the only thing that will save
I abhor the thought of children being cursed and spat on by
adults, with their actions being condoned or encouraged by an Injustice Machine
masquerading as a “democracy.” Democracies extend human rights and justice to
all human beings, not just to the Chosen Few. Therefore I abhor the state of
Respectfully,
Mike Burch
The HyperTexts