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Donald Trump Tweets: the Best and Worst Trump Tweets of All Time

These are the best Trump tweets and the worst Trump tweets that we have been able to find. (Interpretation of the terms "best" and "worst" is likely to depend on one's opinion of The Donald.) We have also included tweets by other people that are either about Trump, are relevant to Trump, or are in the style and manner of a tweet by @realDonaldTrump.

Trump Tweets that were Later Deleted: Too Offensive Even for Trump?

If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?
#JebBush has to like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife.

Racist "Facts" Tweeted by Trump

According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks―if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.
Sadly, the overwhelming amount of violent crime in our major cities is committed by blacks and hispanics―a tough subject―must be discussed.

According to Trump, nearly every white person shot to death was murdered by a black or Hispanic. But the FBI says the correct figure is around 15%, a YUGE difference. Should a future president of the United States be tweeting such inflammatory, racist rubbish to millions of followers?

Dire Abby Dispenses Relationship Advice!

Robert [Pattinson] I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen [Stewart] but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again―just watch. He can do much better!
@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man―he made a good decision.

Is Trump Hypocritical at Times?

Our great African American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!

When Trump is the acting president, will all the white thugs suddenly behave much better because of his "positive impact"?

Amusing Trump Tweets

This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!

How right you are, Trumpster! You lost the election by 2.5 million votes, so you are not the legitimate winner. We are not a democracy because "we the people" did not elect you. Hillary Clinton was more popular with voters, and in a real democracy, she would be the next president.

Trump Insults Other People

@SenJohnMcCain should be defeated in the primaries. Graduated last in his class at Annapolis―dummy!
What a waste of time being interviewed by @andersoncooper when he puts on really stupid talking heads like Tim O'Brien―dumb guy with no clue!
@FrankLuntz is a low class slob who came to my office looking for consulting work and I had zero interest. Now he picks anti-Trump panels!
Jonah Goldberg @JonahNRO of the once great @NRO#National Review is truly dumb as a rock. Why does @BretBaier put this dummy on his show?
Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with 'El Chapo'? Trump, however, would kick his ass!
I hear @pennjillette show on Broadway is terrible. Not surprised, boring guy (Penn). Without The Apprentice, show would have died long ago.
I loved firing goofball atheist Penn @pennjillette on The Apprentice. He never had a chance. Wrote letter to me begging for forgiveness.
One of the worst and most boring political pundits on television is @krauthammer. A totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing facts.
Why would anybody listen to @MittRomney? He lost an election that should have easily been won against Obama. By the way, so did John McCain!
I hope the boycott of @Macys continues forever. So many people are cutting up their cards. Macy's stores suck and they are bad for U.S.A.
Boycott @Macys, no guts, no glory. Besides, there are far better stores!
Dopey @Lawrence O’Donnell, whose unwatchable show is dying in the ratings, said that my Apprentice $ numbers were wrong. He is a fool!
Rick Perry failed at the border. Now he is critical of me. He needs a new pair of glasses to see the crimes committed by illegal immigrants!
@GovernorPerry failed on the border. He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate.
He's doing very poorly in the polls. He put on glasses so people will think he's smart. And it just doesn't work! You know people can see through the glasses!
Pataki couldn’t be elected dog catcher if he ran again—so he didn’t!
@GovernorPataki was a terrible governor of NY, one of the worstwould’ve been swamped if he ran again!
@KarlRove wasted $400 million + and didn’t win one race—a total loser.
Irrelevant clown @KarlRove sweats and shakes nervously on @FoxNews as he talks 'bull' about me. Has zero cred. Made fool of himself in '12.
@FoxNewsYou shouldn’t have @KarlRove on the air—he’s a clown with zero credibility—a Bushy!
I hear that sleepy eyes @chucktodd will be fired like a dog from ratings starved Meet The Press? I can't imagine what is taking so long!
Shouldn’t George Will have to give a disclaimer every time he is on Fox that his wife works for Scott Walker?
@TheJuanWilliams you never speak well of me & yet when I saw you at Fox you ran over like a child and wanted a picture!

Tweets, Quotes and Epigrams by Other People

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.—Catherine the Great
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.—Jon Stewart
To err is human, but it feels divine.—Mae West
Don't dismiss a Donald Trump presidency. The man knows how to look successful while sitting atop a bankrupt empire.—@badbanana
The best tonic for other people’s bad ideas is to think for yourself.—@mikerburch
The problem with bigots is that they "know" they're not bigots, just "better."—@mikerburch
Marx said religion is the opiate of the people, but I think religion is the dopiate of the sheeple.—@mikerburch
Religion is the difficult process of choosing the least malevolent invisible friends.—@mikerburch 

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